* * * A Freakout on Sidehack in the Month of September * * * I remember the sign, it was so endearing. It said: Delicious our blend of espresso with hazelnut syrup and your choice of syrups. Outstanding! So I obliged...but maybe I just had a little too much. I wasn't feeling right in the head at all. I suddenly found myself saying HA! HOO-WOO! AH-HA! WAHOO! YHOO! HA! I HAVE NO FRIKKING MEMORY WHERE THE FUCK I AM and then I started blurting out Seamus the cat has vanquished it! But for how long... HEADLESS COW! NOO! just as this little girl walked across the street carrying an ice cream, and all I did was shout WOWP WOG!! POG GOLP!! Aw, I tell you, it was bad. That attracted all sorts of attention. and When the police found me, they asked me my name, and all I could say was Help! a gravitional field of unstable facade ! Finally they took me to the hospital, and I'm much better now. I sit on a comfy couch in front of a TV and I go Mee-ow; meow meow. Meow meow HEADLESS COW!!! mee-ow! Meow, meow, m'meow; mee-ow.