* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * *
Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar
The barkeep sizes you up and begins mixing a drink:
5 parts Brandy, 2 parts ValU Tab...
She prints out a small card that reads:, "Make sure to grab yourself a !!"
Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would
say things like:
My doctoral thesis:
Reduction of Internal Potentials of a Darwin-Reflector Grapes Solution
at least until old
Devours-Eighty-Four-Pizzas-then-Does-Not-Puke
would walk in. And then we would all say
Thou vain impertinent reeling-ripe maggot-pie
and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling
I CAN'T FREAKING REMEMBER WHY I AM HERE
or we'd end up telling bad jokes like:
What's the difference between a capacitor and a network switch?