* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The barkeep nods hello and asks, "the usual?" and then mixes you your 3 parts Anchor Liberty Ale 4 parts ValU Pepsi 7 parts Collins Mix Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Projects Requiring Expert Advice Calculation of External Potentials of a Potential-Optianalyzer Grapes Function at least until old Swallows-Thirty-Seven-Pizzas-then-Does-Not-Puke would walk in. And then we would all say Thou vain clapper-clawed giglet and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING RECOLLECTION WHO THE HELL I AM or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: 30 Reasons Why a capacitor Is Better Than Men: