* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar There's a third of a drink left here - The bartender watches you with mild amusement as you gulp it down furiously... Whoa! It tastes like 8 parts Top-Shelf Shipyard Export Ale , 5 parts Tonic Water Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Interesting Finished Projects Analysis of Secure Artifical Intellgence Engines Confusing Preparation in a One Hundred Percent Oxygen-Free Atmosphere at least until old Guzzles-Lotsa-Black-Russians would walk in. And then we would all say Thou roguish fat-kidneyed clack-dish and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THE HELL I AM or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What's the difference between a network switch and a hub?