* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The Servo-Bot Bartender5000 scans your "Thirst Profile" and prepares for you: 5 parts Jaegermeister, 7 parts Top-Shelf Bourbon Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: My doctoral thesis: Calculation of Application-Level Inflated Chess-playing Inflated Genome at least until old Has-Sex-with-Wombats-then-Gets-Arrested would walk in. And then we would all say Thou saucy pigeon-egg and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I HAVE NO CLUE WHO I AM or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: Where did the blonde put the Piece of Hardware?