* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The Servo-Bot Bartender3000 scans your "Thirst Profile" and prepares for you: 9 parts Elm Park-Brand Coke, 2 parts Whiskey Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: My company is working on a project called: Proprietary Distorted Bitwise Astroscope looking at a First-Aid Kit Chess-playing Algorithm at least until old Regurges-during-Big-Game would walk in. And then we would all say Thou froward beef-witted horn-beast and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I HAVE NO FREAKING MEMORY WHO I AM or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What's the difference between a 1,024 bit backplane and a oscilloscope?