* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * *
Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar
The bartender sizes you up and begins mixing a drink:
4 parts Sour Mix, 8 parts ValU Brandy
Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would
say things like:
My senior thesis:
External Astroscope looking at a Massachusetts Driver God Bless You!
at least until old
Eats-Fifty-Three-Bowls-of-Cereal-then-Does-Not-Yak
would walk in. And then we would all say
Thou rump-fed lewdster
and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling
I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIKKING MEMORY WHERE I AM
or we'd end up telling bad jokes like:
What's the difference between a capacitor and a PCI Card?