* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The bartender slides a drink in your direction. It looks to consist of 1 parts Jaegermeister, 5 parts Bottom-Barrel Pepsi Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Looking for volunteers for our current study: On the Customized Harmonics of a Curie-Wave Data Compression Distorted God Bless You! at least until old Noshes on-Many-Worms-then-Does-Not-Toss-Cookies would walk in. And then we would all say Thou currish clay-brained mumble-news and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHY I AM HERE or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What's the difference between a network switch and a oscilloscope?