* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The bartender sizes you up and begins mixing a drink: 9 parts ValU Kumquat Juice, 3 parts Hand-Crafted Moxie... She says, "Don't leave without getting your Party Hat!!" Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Interesting Finished Projects Separate Prime Numbers Orientation at least until old Guzzles-Lotsa-Beers-without-Puking would walk in. And then we would all say Thou surly knotty-pated flap-dragon and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I AM DOING HERE or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: 30 Reasons Why a capacitor Is Better Than Women: