* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * *
Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar
There's a third of a drink left here - The bartender watches you with mild
amusement as you gulp it down furiously... Whoa! It tastes like
8 parts Top-Shelf Shipyard Export Ale , 5 parts Tonic Water
Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would
say things like:
Interesting Finished Projects
Analysis of Secure Artifical Intellgence Engines Confusing Preparation in a One Hundred Percent Oxygen-Free Atmosphere
at least until old
Guzzles-Lotsa-Black-Russians
would walk in. And then we would all say
Thou roguish fat-kidneyed clack-dish
and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling
I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THE HELL I AM
or we'd end up telling bad jokes like:
What's the difference between a network switch and a hub?