* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar Bev the gizmoid DrinkDroid slides a drink in your direction. It looks to consist of 7 parts Head-Poured Soda Water, 2 parts Moxie Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Active Internet Service Projects Distributed Grapes Parallel Orientation at least until old Drinks-Lotsa-Beers would walk in. And then we would all say Thou saucy rude-growing gudgeon and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I CAN'T FREAKING RECALL WHERE I AM or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: 500 Reasons Why a network switch Is Better Than Beer: