* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The Servo-Bot Bartender6000 scans your "Thirst Profile" and prepares for you: 2 parts Collins Mix, 8 parts Vodka Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Projects Requiring Expert Advice Diverse Approaches to External Chess-playing Inflated Preparation at least until old Forges-Meaningful-Relationships-with-Hippos-then-Passes-Out would walk in. And then we would all say Thou currish weather-bitten haggard and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I CAN'T FREAKING RECALL WHO I AM or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What's the difference between a capacitor and a transistor?