* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * *
Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar
The bartender sizes you up and begins mixing a drink:
5 parts Jaegermeister, 8 parts ValU LSD
Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would
say things like:
Looking for volunteers for our current study:
Diverse Approaches to Reasonable Inflated Residue of a Planck-Heat-Sphere Approximation Data Compression Real-Time Orientation
at least until old
Fucks-Great White Sharks
would walk in. And then we would all say
Thou gleeking pottle-deep codpiece
and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling
I CAN'T RECALL WHERE THE FUCK I AM
or we'd end up telling bad jokes like:
What's the difference between a hub and a PCI Card?