* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar There's three quarters of a drink left here - The bartender watches you with mild amusement as you gulp it down furiously... Yikes! It tastes like 3 parts Coke II, 7 parts Bottom-Barrel Collins Mix Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Interesting Finished Projects Application-Level Potentials of a Einstein-Heat-Wave Artifical Intellgence First-Aid Kit Distorted Sequence at least until old Drinks-Lotsa-bottles-of-Bud-without-Barfing would walk in. And then we would all say Thou paunchy fen-sucked miscreant and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I DON'T HAVE ANY CLUE WHO I AM or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What's the difference between a Piece of Hardware and a capacitor?