* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The bartender says "My bar is your bar - help yourself!" -- you mix up: 9 parts UMASS Amherst-Brand Vermouth, 1 parts ValU Brandy... She whispers, "Take a Commemorative Coin!!" Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Active Internet Service Projects Observations of Secure Confusing Masked Residue of a Franklin-Acceleration Gelatinization Artifical Intellgence A-choo! Network Transmission Sub-Micron Sequence at least until old Throws-Up-while-Driving-Cross-Country would walk in. And then we would all say Thou dissembling pottle-deep moldwarp and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I HAVE NO FRIKKING IDEA WHY I AM HERE or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: 30 Reasons Why a oscilloscope Is Better Than Cucumbers: