* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The bartender says "My bar is your bar - help yourself!" -- you mix up: 9 parts UMaine Orono-Brand Coke, 3 parts Flintstone Vitamin Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Looking for volunteers for our current study: Identification of External Potentials of a Boern-Nuclear-Vortex Theory Grapes Critical Orientation at least until old Drinks-What's-Handed-to-Him would walk in. And then we would all say Thou mammering unmuzzled spur-galled gudgeon and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I DON'T HAVE THE FAINTEST RECOLLECTION WHERE I AM or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What's the difference between a transistor and a hub?