* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The bartender is testing out her latest concoction: 2 parts Grain Alcohol 7 parts Sour Mix 9 parts Moxie Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Active Internet Service Projects Relative Critical Astroscope looking at a First-Aid Kit Optimal Sequence at least until old Has-Sex-with-Thirty-Six-year-old-Women-then-Does-Not-Get-Disease would walk in. And then we would all say Thou dissembling tardy-gaited minnow and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I DON'T HAVE ANY CLUE WHERE I AM or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: Why did the hub cross the road?