* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The Servo-Bot Bartender4000 scans your "Thirst Profile" and prepares for you: 3 parts Gompeii's Pub-Brand Coconut Juice 4 parts Bottom-Barrel PCP 5 parts Collins Mix... She says, "Take a free Noisemaker!!" Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Looking for volunteers for our latest study: Effects of Practical Astroscope looking at an Emulator Sequence at least until old Drinks-What's-Handed-to-Him-then-Gets-Arrested would walk in. And then we would all say Thou reeky knotty-pated bugbear and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I DON'T HAVE ANY CLUE WHAT THE HELL I AM DOING HERE or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: 10 Reasons Why a hub Is Better Than Women: