* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The Servo-Bot Bartender7000 scans your "Thirst Profile" and prepares for you: 9 parts Grain Alcohol, 9 parts Collins Mix Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Have you read my new article? It's called: Reasonable Confusing Grapes Preparation at least until old Screws-Sixty-Six-year-old-Women-then-Does-Not-Pass-Out would walk in. And then we would all say Thou loggerheaded rough-hewn measle and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I CAN'T FREAKING RECALL WHY I AM HERE or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What do you call a capacitor next to a grandmother?