* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * *
Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar
The bartender is testing out her latest concoction:
8 parts Brandy, 4 parts Pepsi
Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would
say things like:
Have you read my current article? It's called:
On the Arbitrary Prime Numbers Function
at least until old
Gweeps-All-Night-before-Driving-Cross-Country
would walk in. And then we would all say
Thou puny fat-kidneyed scut
and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling
I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I AM DOING HERE
or we'd end up telling bad jokes like:
Where did the blonde put the Piece of Hardware?