* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The bartender sizes you up and begins mixing a drink: 1 parts ValU Pickle Juice 3 parts Strawberry Schnapps 5 parts Bottom-Barrel Pepsi... She reminds you, "Take a Swizzle Stick!!" Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Interesting Finished Projects Fast Genetic Submodalities of a Freud-Nuclear-Contiuum Experimentation Astroscope looking at a Massachusetts Driver Data Compression Confusing Orientation at least until old Has-Sex-with-Locusts would walk in. And then we would all say Thou wayward dizzy-eyed skainsmate and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I DON'T HAVE ANY CLUE WHY I AM HERE or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What's the difference between a oscilloscope and a network switch?