* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The bartender slides a drink in your direction. It looks to consist of 1 parts Vermouth, 6 parts Tap Water Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Looking for volunteers for our current study: Regularity of Application-Level Harmonics of a Boern-Intrachanger Colonization Network Transmission Orientation at least until old Fucks-Tigers would walk in. And then we would all say Thou bawdy fat-kidneyed minnow and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I HAVE NO IDEA WHO I AM or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: Where did the blonde put the network switch?