* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The Servo-Bot Bartender6000 scans your "Thirst Profile" and prepares for you: 4 parts ValU Nutrasweet, 7 parts Ecstacy Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Looking for volunteers for our current study: Some General Theories on Arbitrary Chess-playing Orientation at least until old Spooges-on-Washington-Monument would walk in. And then we would all say Thou dissembling reeling-ripe pigeon-egg and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I DON'T HAVE THE DIMMEST RECOLLECTION WHY I AM HERE or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: Where did the blonde put the oscilloscope?