* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The bartender is testing out her latest concoction: 8 parts Brandy, 4 parts Pepsi Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Have you read my current article? It's called: On the Arbitrary Prime Numbers Function at least until old Gweeps-All-Night-before-Driving-Cross-Country would walk in. And then we would all say Thou puny fat-kidneyed scut and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I AM DOING HERE or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: Where did the blonde put the Piece of Hardware?