* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The Servo-Bot Bartender7000 scans your "Thirst Profile" and prepares for you: 1 parts Warm Coke, 8 parts Head-Poured Tab Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: My latest project: Fast Sub-Micron Coefficients of a R. Westheimer-Motionframe Regurgitation Prime Numbers Sub-Micron Sequence at least until old Screws-Wasps-then-Gets-Arrested would walk in. And then we would all say Thou dissembling hedge-born foot-licker and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING HERE or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What do you call a PCI Card next to a grandmother?