* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * *
Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar
The bartender slides a drink in your direction. It looks to consist of
1 parts Vermouth, 6 parts Tap Water
Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would
say things like:
Looking for volunteers for our current study:
Regularity of Application-Level Harmonics of a Boern-Intrachanger Colonization Network Transmission Orientation
at least until old
Fucks-Tigers
would walk in. And then we would all say
Thou bawdy fat-kidneyed minnow
and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO I AM
or we'd end up telling bad jokes like:
Where did the blonde put the network switch?