* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The bartender sizes you up and begins mixing a drink: 4 parts Sour Mix, 8 parts ValU Brandy Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: My senior thesis: External Astroscope looking at a Massachusetts Driver God Bless You! at least until old Eats-Fifty-Three-Bowls-of-Cereal-then-Does-Not-Yak would walk in. And then we would all say Thou rump-fed lewdster and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIKKING MEMORY WHERE I AM or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What's the difference between a capacitor and a PCI Card?