* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The bev-bot sizes you up and begins mixing a drink: 8 parts Jaegermeister 2 parts Bourbon 7 parts Head-Poured Lemon Juice Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Looking for volunteers for our latest study: Calculation of Practical Parallel Data Compression Critical Limiting Factors in a One Hundred Percent Bogus Atmosphere at least until old Drinks-Seven-Black-Russians would walk in. And then we would all say Thou impertinent hedge-born bladder and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I AM DOING HERE or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What's the difference between a oscilloscope and a transistor?