* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * *
Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar
Bev the gizmoid DrinkDroid is testing out her latest concoction:
8 parts Sour Mix, 5 parts Top-Shelf Collins Mix...
She says, "Have a waitperson give you your !!"
Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would
say things like:
Looking for volunteers for our current study:
Analysis of Proprietary Grapes Critical Preparation in a Wholly Carbon TetraBiteMe Suspension
at least until old
Drinks-What's-Handed-to-Him-then-Yarks
would walk in. And then we would all say
Thou paunchy half-faced flax-wench
and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling
I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE I AM
or we'd end up telling bad jokes like:
Why did the hub cross the road?