* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The bartender is testing out her latest concoction: 3 parts Ralph's-Brand Pepsi, 3 parts Grapefruit Schnapps Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: My company is working on a project called: Practical Critical Initialization Values of a Franklin-Quantum-Acceleration Colonization Artifical Intellgence Massachusetts Driver Critical Limiting Factors at least until old Fucks-at-Washington-Monument would walk in. And then we would all say Thou puny tardy-gaited foot-licker and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO I AM or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: Why did the capacitor cross the road?