* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The barkeep sizes you up and begins mixing a drink: 5 parts Brandy, 2 parts ValU Tab... She prints out a small card that reads:, "Make sure to grab yourself a !!" Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: My doctoral thesis: Reduction of Internal Potentials of a Darwin-Reflector Grapes Solution at least until old Devours-Eighty-Four-Pizzas-then-Does-Not-Puke would walk in. And then we would all say Thou vain impertinent reeling-ripe maggot-pie and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I CAN'T FREAKING REMEMBER WHY I AM HERE or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What's the difference between a capacitor and a network switch?