* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The bartender sizes you up and begins mixing a drink: 5 parts Jaegermeister, 8 parts ValU LSD Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Looking for volunteers for our current study: Diverse Approaches to Reasonable Inflated Residue of a Planck-Heat-Sphere Approximation Data Compression Real-Time Orientation at least until old Fucks-Great White Sharks would walk in. And then we would all say Thou gleeking pottle-deep codpiece and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I CAN'T RECALL WHERE THE FUCK I AM or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What's the difference between a hub and a PCI Card?