* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The Servo-Bot Bartender1000 scans your "Thirst Profile" and prepares for you: 6 parts Whiskey, 2 parts Hand-Crafted Moxie Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Interesting Finished Projects Increased Doughnut Consumption via Customized Inflated Potentials of a Darwin-Telesphere Gelatinization Artifical Intellgence Massachusetts Driver Preparation at least until old Pulls-All-nighter-before-Driving-Cross-Country-then-Does-Not-Get-Arrested would walk in. And then we would all say Thou surly cockered hell-hated codpiece and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I AM DOING HERE or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What's the difference between a Piece of Hardware and a hub?