* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The bartender is testing out her latest concoction: 8 parts Hand-Crafted Eggplant Juice 6 parts Tequila 2 parts Bottom-Barrel Tab... Her front panel display reads:, "Make sure to grab yourself a Tech Pizza Drink Buddy!!" Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: My new project: Identification of External Potentials of a Planck-Nuclear-Reflector Network Transmission Bad-Ass Video Diplay Driver in a Completely Sanitary Environment at least until old Consumes-Lotsa-Grinders-then-Does-Not-Boot would walk in. And then we would all say Thou saucy flap-mouthed maggot-pie and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I HAVE NO RECOLLECTION WHO I AM or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: Three Pieces of Hardware walk into a bar. The first one days, "Can I have a drink?"