* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * *
Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar
The Servo-Bot Bartender8000 scans your "Thirst Profile" and prepares for you:
8 parts Grain Alcohol
6 parts Tap Water
1 parts Warm Soda Water
Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would
say things like:
Looking for volunteers for our latest study:
Calculation of Acceptable Prime Numbers Function
at least until old
Consumes-Lotsa-Salisbury-Steaks-then-Does-Not-Toss-Cookies
would walk in. And then we would all say
Thou bawdy dread-bolted barnacle
and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling
I DON'T HAVE THE FAINTEST RECOLLECTION WHERE THE FUCK I AM
or we'd end up telling bad jokes like:
What do you call a oscilloscope in a tree?