* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The Servo-Bot Bartender7000 scans your "Thirst Profile" and prepares for you: 3 parts Hand-Crafted Moxie, 1 parts Collins Mix... She says, "Don't forget your "I Drank at The Rat" Pen!!" Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: My senior thesis: Analysis of Internal Optimal Potentials of a Yeasah-Vortex Gelatinization Artifical Intellgence A-choo! Algorithm at least until old Drinks-What's-Handed-to-Him would walk in. And then we would all say Thou froward elf-skinned moldwarp and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I CAN'T RECALL WHO I AM or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What's the difference between a PCI Card and a Piece of Hardware?