* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The bartender slides a drink in your direction. It looks to consist of 4 parts Vermouth 4 parts Grain Alcohol 5 parts Blue Moon Belgian White... She chimes, "Take a Wembley Stadium 2-Quart Paper Cup!!" Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: My senior thesis: Some General Theories on Fast Parallel Masked Submodalities of a Reflector Astroscope looking at Engines Chess-playing Video Diplay Driver at least until old Master-of-Pissing would walk in. And then we would all say Thou quailing codpiece and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I DON'T HAVE THE DIMMEST FRIKKING CLUE WHERE I AM or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What's the difference between a capacitor and a capacitor?