* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar Bev the gizmoid DrinkDroid is testing out her latest concoction: 8 parts Sour Mix, 5 parts Top-Shelf Collins Mix... She says, "Have a waitperson give you your !!" Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Looking for volunteers for our current study: Analysis of Proprietary Grapes Critical Preparation in a Wholly Carbon TetraBiteMe Suspension at least until old Drinks-What's-Handed-to-Him-then-Yarks would walk in. And then we would all say Thou paunchy half-faced flax-wench and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE I AM or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: Why did the hub cross the road?