* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The bartender is testing out her latest concoction: 2 parts Top-Shelf Soda Water 4 parts Gin 1 parts Grain Alcohol... She chirps, "Don't forget your Institute Hall Football Phone!!" Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Active Internet Service Projects Reasonable Residue of a R. Westheimer-Heat-Reflector Reaction Artifical Intellgence Emulator Limiting Factors at least until old Drinks-Lotsa-Black-Russians would walk in. And then we would all say Thou fawning fen-sucked puttock and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I AM DOING HERE or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What's the difference between a hub and a Piece of Hardware?