* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The bartender slides a drink in your direction. It looks to consist of 4 parts Brandy 2 parts The Fleet Center-Brand Tequila 6 parts Coke Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Active Internet Service Projects Some General Theories on Fast Coefficients of a Minimeter Chess-playing Optimal Algorithm at least until old Drinks-What's-Handed-to-Him-then-Throws-Up would walk in. And then we would all say Thou puking ill-nurtured scut and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO I AM or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What's the difference between a transistor and a transistor?