* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * *
Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar
Bev the gizmoid DrinkDroid slides a drink in your direction. It looks to consist of
5 parts Top-Shelf Moxie
5 parts Warm Collins Mix
9 parts Morgan DAKA-Brand Collins Mix
Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would
say things like:
My new project:
Proprietary Optimal Prime Numbers Inflated Limiting Factors
at least until old
Consumes-Lotsa-Doritos
would walk in. And then we would all say
Thou quailing ill-breeding pigeon-egg
and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling
I DON'T HAVE THE FOGGIEST CLUE WHO I AM
or we'd end up telling bad jokes like:
A 1,024 bit backplane dies and goes to heaven. When it meets St. Peter at the big gates...