* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * *
Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar
The bartender is testing out her latest concoction:
2 parts Grain Alcohol
7 parts Sour Mix
9 parts Moxie
Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would
say things like:
Active Internet Service Projects
Relative Critical Astroscope looking at a First-Aid Kit Optimal Sequence
at least until old
Has-Sex-with-Thirty-Six-year-old-Women-then-Does-Not-Get-Disease
would walk in. And then we would all say
Thou dissembling tardy-gaited minnow
and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling
I DON'T HAVE ANY CLUE WHERE I AM
or we'd end up telling bad jokes like:
Why did the hub cross the road?