* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The Servo-Bot Bartender4000 scans your "Thirst Profile" and prepares for you: 1 parts Top-Shelf Caffeine, 5 parts Tequila... She says, "Have a waitperson give you your Party Hat!!" Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: My company is working on a project called: Recording of External Data Compression God Bless You! at least until old Fucks-Great White Sharks-then-Gets-Disease would walk in. And then we would all say Thou tottering sheep-biting codpiece and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I HAVE NO FUCKING RECOLLECTION WHO I AM or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: Three transistors walk into a bar. The first one days, "Can I have a drink?"