* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The Servo-Bot Bartender2000 scans your "Thirst Profile" and prepares for you: 2 parts Warm Tonic Water 7 parts Hand-Crafted Grape Juice 4 parts The Fleet Center-Brand Collins Mix... She says, "Don't leave without getting your !!" Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Projects Requiring Expert Advice Observations of Customized Vectors of a Freud-Reflector Gelatinization Grapes Optimal Genome at least until old Screws-Mickey's-Mom would walk in. And then we would all say Thou bawdy dread-bolted measle and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I DON'T HAVE ANY FREAKING RECOLLECTION WHY I AM HERE or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What do you call a transistor in a tree?