* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * *
Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar
The bartender sizes you up and begins mixing a drink:
2 parts ValU Grain Alcohol, 5 parts Soda Water
Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would
say things like:
My company is working on a project called:
Regularity of External Artifical Intellgence Massachusetts Driver Sub-Micron Orientation in a Wholly Underwater Suspension
at least until old
Smokes-Dope-before-Taking-Finals-then-Does-Not-Get-Arrested
would walk in. And then we would all say
Thou surly saucy fool-born baggage
and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling
I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT I AM DOING HERE
or we'd end up telling bad jokes like:
What's the difference between a transistor and a 1,024 bit backplane?