* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The Servo-Bot Bartender8000 scans your "Thirst Profile" and prepares for you: 8 parts Grain Alcohol 6 parts Tap Water 1 parts Warm Soda Water Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Looking for volunteers for our latest study: Calculation of Acceptable Prime Numbers Function at least until old Consumes-Lotsa-Salisbury-Steaks-then-Does-Not-Toss-Cookies would walk in. And then we would all say Thou bawdy dread-bolted barnacle and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I DON'T HAVE THE FAINTEST RECOLLECTION WHERE THE FUCK I AM or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What do you call a oscilloscope in a tree?