* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The Servo-Bot Bartender3000 scans your "Thirst Profile" and prepares for you: 4 parts Gin, 1 parts ValU Tequila Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Interesting Finished Projects Reasonable Harmonics of a Darwin-Heat-Contiuum Network Transmission Inflated Sequence in a Completely Underwater Suspension at least until old Smokes-Dope-before-Graduation-then-Does-Not-Get-Arrested would walk in. And then we would all say Thou villainous elf-skinned flirt-gill and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I CAN'T GODDAMN REMEMBER WHY I AM HERE or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What do you call a network switch next to a grandmother?