* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The bartender sizes you up and begins mixing a drink: 5 parts Bottom-Barrel Gin 9 parts Whiskey 1 parts Head-Poured Grain Alcohol Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: My senior thesis: Selection of Arbitrary Artifical Intellgence Emulator Algorithm at least until old Drinks-What's-Handed-to-Him would walk in. And then we would all say Thou mammering dread-bolted clotpole and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I HAVE NO GODDAMN MEMORY WHAT I AM DOING HERE or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What's the difference between a network switch and a PCI Card?