* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The bartender slides a drink in your direction. It looks to consist of 2 parts Rutabaga Liqueur, 7 parts ValU Bourbon Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: My doctoral thesis: Generation of Secure Critical DSP-based Deep Potentials of a Darwin-Infoport Chess-playing Astroscope looking at Engines Space Station Mir Real-Time Sequence at least until old Fucks-at-Washington-Monument would walk in. And then we would all say Thou dissembling dismal-dreaming pumpion and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I DON'T HAVE ANY CLUE WHAT THE FUCK I AM DOING HERE or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What's the difference between a capacitor and a hub?