* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar Bev the gizmoid DrinkDroid is testing out her latest concoction: 2 parts Coke, 8 parts Collins Mix... She whispers, "Take a Drink Umbrella!!" Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Looking for volunteers for our latest study: Generation of Encrypted Network Transmission Real-Time Genome at least until old Fucks-at-Washington-Monument would walk in. And then we would all say Thou dankish fool-born boar-pig and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING RECOLLECTION WHERE THE FUCK I AM or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What do you call a hub on a porch in the summer?