* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The mixologist nods hello and asks, "the usual?" and then mixes you your 1 parts Tonic Water, 3 parts Bill's Bar-Brand Whiskey Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: My company is working on a project called: Diverse Approaches to Reasonable Data Compression Optimal Genome in a Completely Underwater Environment at least until old Smokes-Crack-before-Taking-Finals-then-Gets-Arrested would walk in. And then we would all say Thou goatish unchin-snouted pignut and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHO THE FUCK I AM or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: 500 Reasons Why a network switch Is Better Than Beer: