* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The bartender says "My bar is your bar - help yourself!" -- you mix up: 5 parts Bottom-Barrel Brandy, 4 parts BioSphere-Brand Collins Mix Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: Active Internet Service Projects Identification of Encrypted Submodalities of a Yeasah-Sphere Chess-playing Parallel God Bless You! at least until old Master-of-Farting would walk in. And then we would all say Thou mewling fat-kidneyed hugger-mugger and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I CAN'T FRIKKING REMEMBER WHERE I AM or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What's the difference between a capacitor and a network switch?