* * * Hanging Out With a Bunch of Grad Students * * * Of course, the first thing we'd do is go to the bar The bartender sizes you up and begins mixing a drink: 2 parts ValU Grain Alcohol, 5 parts Soda Water Then we'd start talking about what we were doing. They would say things like: My company is working on a project called: Regularity of External Artifical Intellgence Massachusetts Driver Sub-Micron Orientation in a Wholly Underwater Suspension at least until old Smokes-Dope-before-Taking-Finals-then-Does-Not-Get-Arrested would walk in. And then we would all say Thou surly saucy fool-born baggage and by that time, either one of us would pass out shortly after mumbling I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT I AM DOING HERE or we'd end up telling bad jokes like: What's the difference between a transistor and a 1,024 bit backplane?