* * * A Visit to the Wiggly's House * * * Do you take your Coffee with one lump or tea? Wait here, I'll go get us some , cold Mountain Dew's! Jer should be here any moment now! Anyway, about today, I just saw the town librarian with a small bulldozer floating above her nose! And I said, Help! I am being dragged toward a holographic timewarp of colorful delusions ! I SWEAR TO GOD! Oh well. Blasted whippersnappers ! They think they can get their kicks by smoking freon, for Christ's sake!