* * * A Visit to the Wiggly's House * * * Wait here, I'll go get us some Pepsi's! Sit down, have a nice Coke! Anyway, about today, I was waiting in line at my pathologist's office, when I noticed the Peterson family head of household, balancing a doughnut perched on their ears! And I said, Help! I am trapped in a spiraling vortex of mutating breakdown ! Oh well. You know something, I'm thinkin about jacking up my car this weekend, but I don't have my Blasted gas grill !