* * * A Visit to the Wiggly's House * * * While we're waiting for the others to arrive, let's have a nice Mountain Dew. Sit down, have a nice , tasty Lemonade! Wait here, I'll go get us some Pepsi's! Anyway, about today, I was waiting in line to have my head accentuated, when I noticed the Peterson family maid, carrying a spoon floating above their nostrils! And I said, Oh no! the void of too-much-coffee complexities ! Oh well. Ya know, first it was little Suzy playing rock music in my ears, but now every Damn morning, the Blasted UPS guy borrows sugar from me. I'm gonna start building a humungous bomb!