* * * A Visit to the Wiggly's House * * * Make yourself comfy. Do you take your Coffee with one lump or tea? Make yourself at home! Wait here, I'll go get us some Coke's! Anyway, about today, I just saw the person who drives the fire truck balancing two peanut butter sandwiches tied to his nostrils! And I said, Help! I am getting sucked inside the rotating pattern of paranoid takeover ! Oh well. Ya know, first it was little Billy playing rock music in my ears, but now every Friggin' morning, the whole Jones family sleeps with my wife. I'm gonna take a Goddamn self-help class.