* * * A Visit to the Wiggly's House * * * Sit down, have a nice Mountain Dew! Jeepers! Did you hear on the radio while my grandma was in the waiting room to it may sleet hail ... Did you hear on the radio while Jamie Zawinski was in the waiting room to there's a 12.342% chance it will snow ? Anyway, about today, I was waiting in line to have my lips accentuated, when I noticed the Peterson family head of household, with a surrender flag attached to her lips! And I said, Help! a meta-state of mutating terror ! Oh well. It's not enough i got little Suzy playing rock music in my ears, but now every Frickin' time I try to sleep late, the Goddamn taxman is pirating warez. I'm gonna take a Fookin' self-help class.