* * * A Visit to the Wiggly's House * * * Sit down, have a nice Mountain Dew! While we're waiting for the others to arrive, let's talk. Ya know- I'm getting fat! Sit down, have a nice Mountain Dew! Anyway, about today, I was waiting in line to have my ears re-done, when I noticed tailor Jones, wearing a PS/2 mouse connected to her chin! And I said, Yipes! I am getting sucked inside a holographic vortex of Mr. Scary's radio-transmitted psychosis--- It might even be full-scale digital complexities... Oh well. Frickin' punks ! Always trying to catch a crippling buzz by puffing Mr. Clean, on you!