* * * A Visit to the Wiggly's House * * * Check out my new Tea Tray! Wait here, I'll go get us some Mountain Dew's! Anyway, about today, I just saw the Peterson family head of household wearing a small bulldozer on his chin! And I said, Dear Aunt Judy, I am getting sucked inside a hypnotic meta-state of re-programming--- And --- it figures, simple paranoid mind-control... It's true! Oh well. Say, I might be able to get started working on my lawn when my brother Bill gets home, but I don't have my Frickin' lawnmower !