* * * A Visit to the Wiggly's House * * * Sit down, have a nice Pepsi! Let's partake of a fancy French Espresso! Now you just sit down and relax. Sit down, have a nice Coke! Anyway, about today, I just saw the rich, quiet, old person who lives on the hill with two peanut butter sandwiches attached to his lips! And I said, Four score and seven years ago, I almost got stuck in the parallel pulsar of meltdown--- Although, it is turning into simple digital terror... Oh well. Say, I'm thinkin about jacking up my car when my Frickin' wife gets home, but I don't have my Goddamn wheelbarrow !