* * * A Visit to the Wiggly's House * * *
Don't sit on the fancy pillows! Now you just sit down and relax. Everyone else will be here soon!
Anyway, about today,
I just saw the president of the bank carrying two peanut butter sandwiches floating above her head!
And I said,
Help! I am caught inside a parallel timewarp of mathematical re-programming ! I SWEAR TO GOD!
Oh well.
By the way, I was thinking about working on my lawn after work one of these days, but I don't have my Goddamn oil funnel !