* * * A Visit to the Wiggly's House * * * Well, Golly! I wonder if there's anything on TV. Wow! (taps watch) Where ARE all the other visitors? Anyway, about today, I just saw the president of the bank wearing a surrender flag attached to her chin! And I said, Help! I am getting sucked inside the perpendicular universe of alien hell ! Oh well. Confounded punks ! Always trying to get their thrills by sniffing tea bags!