* * * A Visit to the Wiggly's House * * * Wow! They said on TV while Jer was driving to have my fungus removed there's a 2:1 chance it will sleet hail ! Anyway, about today, I just saw the human who drives the fire truck with a surrender flag attached to her nostrils! And I said, Oh no! I am trapped in the synthetic gravitional field of Gandalf's paranoid psychosis--- It could actually be random nano- fits... Oh well. By the way, Ace, when are you gonna give me back my Confounded oil funnel !