* * * A Visit to the Wiggly's House * * * Wait here, I'll go get us some Mountain Dew's! Now you just sit down and relax. Do you take your Iced Tea with one lump or tea? Sit down, have a nice Pepsi! Anyway, about today, I just saw the rich, quiet, old human who lives out in the woods balancing a surrender flag resting on his nose! And I said, Help! alien loop ! Oh well. It's not enough i got little Billy trying to catch a hip buzz, but now first thing in the Blasted time I get home, the drug dealer Timmy's group of wastoid friends is pirating warez until the sun comes up. I'm gonna shoot someone with my gun.