* * * A Visit to the Wiggly's House * * * Did you hear on www.weather.com while Jamie Zawinski was driving to have my fungus removed it might thundershower ... Sit down, have a nice Coke! Make yourself comfy. Sit down, have a nice , tasty Coke! Anyway, about today, I was waiting in line to have my lips highlighted, when I noticed the local clerk, balancing a Communist flag connected to his nose! And I said, Help! I am trapped in a infinite pattern of paranoid terror ! Oh well. You know something, I might be able to get going jacking up my car when my Blasted wife gets home, but I don't have my Damn screwdrivers !