* * * A Visit to the Wiggly's House * * * Make yourself comfy. Wait here, I'll go get us some Mountain Dew's! Wow! (taps watch) Where ARE all the other party guests? Anyway, about today, I just saw the town librarian wearing a small, flightless bird on her nostrils! And I said, Help! I am falling into a invisible tunnel of radio-transmitted mind-control ! Oh well. Ya know, first it was little Suzy playing rock music in my ears, but now first thing in the Friggin' morning, the whole Jones family cries until Mama brings him milk until the sun comes up. I'm gonna shoot someone with my gun.