* * * A Visit to the Wiggly's House * * * Don't sit on the fancy pillows! Welcome to my neck of the woods. my grandma should be here any moment now, with more Mountain Dew! Anyway, about today, I was waiting in line to have my head accentuated, when I noticed the rich, quiet, old human who lives on the hill, carrying a doughnut connected to her nose! And I said, Egads! radio-transmitted vortex ! Oh well. By the way, Neighbor, where the heck is my Frickin' gas grill?!