* * * A Visit to the Wiggly's House * * * Sit down, have a nice , cold Mountain Dew! Did you hear on www.weather.com while Jer was driving to work there's a 88% chance it will pour ! Anyway, about today, I just saw the garbagehuman with a Communist flag resting on her chin! And I said, Help! I am being dragged toward the backwards loop of too-much-coffee complexities ! Oh well. First I had little Billy dancing aerobics, but now first thing in the Frickin' morning, the whole Jones family sleeps with my wife until the sun comes up. I'm gonna shoot someone with my gun.