* * * A Visit to the Wiggly's House * * * Sit down, have a nice , thirst-quenching Mountain Dew! Wait here, I'll go get us some , thirst-quenching Coke's! Would you like your Iced Tea with milk or cream? Anyway, about today, I just saw the dude who drives the fire truck wearing a surrender flag floating above his ears! And I said, Oh no! static signal vortex ! Oh well. Ya know, first it was little Suzy trying to get hopped up, but now first thing in the Frickin' Tuesday, the whole Jones family is pirating warez. I'm gonna take a Blasted self-help class.