* * * A Visit to the Wiggly's House * * * Sit down, have a nice Mountain Dew! I wonder if you heard on www.weather.com while I was driving to work it's gonna thunderstorm ? Welcome to my neck of the woods. Anyway, about today, I just saw the garbageperson carrying a PS/2 mouse dangling from her ears! And I said, Professor Eggiman- I am being dragged toward a invisible pulsar of logic--- Although, it is definitely wide-spread alien takeover... I SWEAR TO GOD! Oh well. By the way, I was thinking about working on my lawn when my Blasted wife gets home, but I don't have my Goddamn oil funnel !