* * * A Visit to the Wiggly's House * * * Let's partake of a fancy French Coffee! Jamie Zawinski should be here any moment now, with more Lemonade! Anyway, about today, I was waiting in line at my neurologist's office, when I noticed chef Wisneski, carrying a spoon connected to their lips! And I said, Yow! I am falling into a synthetic gravitional field of someone else's paranoid psychosis--- It seems to be chronic static signal fits... Oh well. You know, it's funny, Old Chum, where the heck is my Friggin' screwdrivers?!