* * * A Visit to the Wiggly's House * * * Dolly Parton should be here any moment now! Everyone else will be here soon! Jeepers! I wonder if you heard on the radio it might pour ! Sit down, have a nice Coke! Anyway, about today, I just saw the rich, quiet, old person who lives on the hill with a PS/2 mouse connected to his head! And I said, Oh no! a tunnel of unstable meltdown ! Oh well. You know something, when are you gonna give me back my jackstands !