* * * A Visit to the Wiggly's House * * * Sit down, have a nice Pepsi! Sit down, have a nice Coke! Anyway, about today, I was waiting in line at my neurologist's office, when I noticed the rich, quiet, old human who lives out in the woods, carrying a PS/2 mouse perched on their ears! And I said, Egads! I am caught inside the fractal timewarp of Satan's too-much-coffee mind-control--- It sounds like recurrent colorful attacks... Oh well. Goddamn punks ! Always trying to get their joys by inhaling HEADLESS COW!