* * * A Visit to the Wiggly's House * * * Sit down, have a nice Mountain Dew! Anyway, about today, I was waiting in line to have my lips enhanced, when I noticed the Peterson family nurse, with two peanut butter sandwiches floating above her head! And I said, Help! I am getting sucked inside a synthetic vortex of mathematical terror ! It's true! Oh well. Blasted kids ! They think they can become stoned by huffing lighter fluid!