Maybe I'll sell you a chicken, with poison interlaced with the meat.
-Ween, from Chocolate and Cheese
Don't make sure to forget that this backwards isn't.
Ever been to Jamaica Bermuda Square Triangle Palm Tree, give me your wallet!
-Sample confusion inductions
"There's no R and B in this song." -De La Soul
note: mail wallets to: Noah Vawter
64 Fruit Street
Worcester, MA 01609
Do what you want, but don't do it around me.
Idleness, anticipation breed Apathy.
I sit on my ass, all god-damned day.
A misanthropic anthropod with nothing to
Say what you want
Do all you can
Break all the fucking rules,
And go to hell with Superman, and die like a champion, ya hey!
-Bad Religion
Multi-Stage Attack Scenario!
-wish I could remember
Maximize the cellar door.
Give Back the report.
Leave the Aurora Borealis.
Transmit the report.
Empower the skies.
Destroy the city.
Overwhelm the matrix.
Give Back the ocean.
Beautify the atmosphere.
Surround the suns.
Confuse the stars.
-dedicated to Kim Farrell
"Auf's Werk!"
-Andreas' Brueder Stefan, nachdem wir von ihren Eltern aus Italien
rausgeschmissen worden, und meine Sachen aufzupacken anfang.
Listen,
There is no point in trying to explain.
-Jawbox
Funny that these words simply float here, instead of coming
to get you, like everything else does. Maybe I'll stay
a few more minutes. And make myself comfo ZZZzzzzz.
-an old .sig
Or maybe just to cut you out instead...
-Jawbox
Look, Just because I got a haircut doesn't mean I'm changed one bit
in the other six feet of me.
-another .sig
Demons in the spring,
I can hear them sing...
Where ever love follows,
Dedicated all to you.
-ah yeah! The Amps, "Dedicated"
d d f d d d f a
c c e c c c e g
-a decent bassline
Once it gets inside your head,
It's one step from your brain.
Your toothbrush tells you lies at night
And makes you go insane.
Since when does your shaving kit
Have it's own antenna.
I think you need to get to know
Your dentifrices better!
Your toothbrush is a spy!
Your toothbrush is a spy!
-"Your toothbrush is a spy", Me and Kerry made it up
You can keep talking, but I'm not listening.
-Brain Police, "My Decision, My Mistake"
"He said he like saw aliens in his kitchen and stuff." Dan Goodwin, about Reid
Are you ready to lose, parrot?
- From the game "Parrot", published in the book Crazy Games for your
Commodore 64
What are you waiting for? Fiery writing in the sky?
-Scott Adams, in Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
Escapism......
-C.L. Smooth
More delay units.....
-Dream coming slowly true
Life is like a Commodore 64...It just keeps scrolling on and on. Meanwhile,
the colors float by you, you can change the fonts, and make pretty nice
music. Set things up to run on an interrupt, move sprites all over the
place....play with the block character set, write little shoot em ups,
save your money for a disk drive...
-another .sig
Talk revolution,
As if it mattered now.
I don't care, anyway
Just give me what I want.
-Smashing Pumpkins, "Pissant"
Skip's been seeing phantoms, and we're not sure what to do.
-The Dead Milkmen
(t.D.K.)
When I eat I get thirsty,
Then when I drink I get hungry.
How do we write traceroute for ideas?
-another .sig
Day turns to night, and night turns to day.
-Newcleus, "Jam on it"
Let's call the whole thing off.
(BP)
Oh, who cares, who cares.
Who cares about mail? If you didn't get it, then you don't know you missed it, and if you did, then you know it.
I.G.Y.N.A.T.S.Y.E., huh?
One more chance...
ugh.
Are you serious?
The pieces fit together slowly. You know what I mean? Now that break's over I'm going to sleep!
-more .sig
Phew. Soon we will all have time to do what we want.
Two hundred lines, of your time. All of what is around you. None of it, I repeat none of it. None of it.
|---------------------------------------| |And she cried every day until she died.| |---------------------------------------|
Who do you want to talk to? What do you want me to do?
static int FastMode; FASTMODE FASTMODE FASTMODE FASTMODE
The blind man takes the elavator; His rent is long overdue.
(all overheard)
Oh yeah, I really, really want to write XFractalMovieEditor...
gaaaah Delete me!
go ahead, tell me another one! "Alright, there's a huge barbecue, and you say, pass the corn, and yay, your aunt always makes that damn stupid potato salad, but you eat it, because you're outdoors, or something, you play baseball, check out the girl with the huge fishing pole, and bucket. And eventually, your uncle sits down next to you, and says, "Well Hell!"
Remember: 1) Record 2) Erase 3) Transmit
"Once you've got it, once is all the time."
Night be quiet, since No one's talking, My state-to-state can't Handle this talking. It's green in the summer, Late in the sky, I hear the crickets, And I bid them dieeeeeee.
D1 D1 F2 D1 D2 D1 F2 A2 C1 C1 C1 E2 C1 C2 C1 G2 F2
I learned from the aliens how to search for paradoxes.
I was interrupted by a set of rather attracitve breasts.
Help Ive been digitized!
Good night, sweetheart, it's time.....to go.
Jacques Cousteau could never get this low.
One topless fear underneath another.
YES _______ IS READY FOR ME CALLING MY NAME PATIENCE IS ALL OURS WE HAVE THE NIGHT TO SPEND TOGETHER jfA BEAUTIFUL DISPLAY OF INTRICACY AS I MANIPULATE ______ CAREFULLY WITH MY FINGERTIPS SO AS TO PRODUCE THE ODDEST SOUNDS I FEEL SO FULFILLED OH YEAH FILL IN THE BLANKS WITH "My Computer"
You are a snob. A common, arch-typical snob who is only here because you didn't make it into MIT or Harvard or Yale. I hate you, And I'm gonna get you. -Incomprehensible
used to be that my head was haunted and all these sirens they make me mad and all this violence it brings me down -The Pixies
Now my wheels are off the ground.. They keep spinning round... Just to think, You were just, passing by..... -The Amps
She will put a lizard under the king of idiots.
I am Poison Jaw!!!
live grape vines, with briar wires, and battery wines. Sneak up and kiss Disconcerted kids With poison jaws, And rigged see-saws of great widths.