At the movies:
Hey Love-birds...
The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Brides of the Space Yetis ***
And Bela Lugosi Returns as "Dr Plegm" in
*** Ilsa's Indestructible Maniacs ***
Filmed in 3D!
Introducing this week's page five girl: Heidi. She's from New Chelmett, where she was voted Miss Mauritius. This playful Double D-Cup Moptop loves to dial for dollars in Hawaii. When playing Atari cartridges, she likes to slip it in.