Weekly World Spew

TV News Crews Paying People to Have Sweat-gland Removal Surgery ...So They Can Film It!

At the movies:

Attention Adventure Movie Fans!

A Grisly TRUE story! *** Desperate Thing ***

And don't miss Don Ameche's last role in

*** Mark of the Mummies ***

Free Mexican Stoplight Candy will be given to people whose

names begin with V!

This week's page five girl is Michelle. She's from New Medsley, China. You may have seen her on shows like Married with Children and Baywatch. Her measurements are 45-17-48 and plans to debug Windows 95.

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