At the movies:
Now Playing at a Theatre NEAR YOU:
FEEL the Sheer *Hideous* TERROR of *** Wild Bigfeet ***
And don't miss Larry Hagman's last role in
*** Vault of the Reform School Beasts ***
Definitely NOT for children under 10!!
Introducing this week's page five girl: Vivian. She comes to us from lovely New Shutespole, a little getaway in Belarus. The sleek C-Cup Blonde she loves to make up hit-lines. She plans to debug Windows 95.