At the movies:
Attention Horror Movie Fans!
DON'T MISS this Sphincter-Clenching Feature! *** Torture Chamber of the Water Hillbillies ***
And You'll Also See the Bone-Chilling
*** Assault of the Wicked Tse-tse Flies ***
BANNED in 3 Countries!
This week's page five girl is Gilda. She comes to us from lovely New Foxville, a little hideaway in Yemen. You may have seen her on shows like Beverly Hills 90210 and Beverly Hills 90210. The petite Z-Cup Redhead would like to hike the Great Wall of China.