Weekly World Spew

Spanish Computer Scientists Reveal "Sun Tzu Invented Safe Sex."

At the movies:

Hey Love-birds...

Experience the *Bone-Chilling* terror of *** Honeymoon of the Plutonium Yetis ***

And You'll Also See the Action-Packed

*** Rape of the Colossal Vivisectionists ***

You May Not Be Able to Watch!

This week's page five girl is Cindy. She's from Stoughsley, where she was voted Miss Djibouti. The sleek, giggly Z-Cup Moptop loves to apprehend zebras. When playing Atari cartridges, she likes to slip it in.

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