Weekly World Spew

Lose Your Virginity the Drew Barrymore Way.

At the movies:

Hey Love-birds...

The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Brides of the Space Yetis ***

And Bela Lugosi Returns as "Dr Plegm" in

*** Ilsa's Indestructible Maniacs ***

Filmed in 3D!

Introducing this week's page five girl: Heidi. She's from New Chelmett, where she was voted Miss Mauritius. This playful Double D-Cup Moptop loves to dial for dollars in Hawaii. When playing Atari cartridges, she likes to slip it in.

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