Weekly World Spew

"Buddha Is For Real." -- African Professors Come Up With Undeniable proof.

At the movies:

Now Playing at Paris Art Cinema:

SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Rape of the Creeping Smog Monster ***

With GoiterGuy! Also

*** Fu Manchu's Albino Mole People from CCC ***

Filmed in Smell-O-Vision...

you can tell quality when it smells!

This week's page five girl is Jenny. She's from New Berster, Central African. You may have seen her on shows like All My Children and Silk Stalkings. The vivacious C-Cup Blonde hopes to debug Windows 95.

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