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"Barbara Stanwyck And Alfred Hitchcock Worked for the London Underground" Claims C. Everett Koop!

At the movies:

Super Saver Special movie:

An Action-Packed TRUE story! *** Master of the Deadly Hillbillies ***

And For the First Time in America

*** Sorority of the Psionic Parasites ***

BOTH Features Are Filmed in TECHNICOLOR!!!

This week's page five girl is Melinda. She resides in Templeon, Iran. The sleek Z-Cup Redhead loves to firewalk in Hawaii and coo mating calls everyday. She plays the saxophone, and always keeps her reed moist.

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