101 THINGS YOU DO NOT WANT TO PASS THROUGH YOUR URETHRA

  1. the Eiffel Tower
  2. a porcupine
  3. 700 gallons of Old Spice
  4. 200 pounds of rigatoni (uncooked)
  5. a calculus book
  6. a curling iron
  7. rock salt
  8. a swarm of hornets
  9. an IBM PC
  10. a Yugo
  11. the USS Wisconsin
  12. a row of staples
  13. a 2 liter bottle
  14. a baby's toy block
  15. a cinder block
  16. toy jacks
  17. China
  18. a WWI German helmet (you know, the ones with the spike...)
  19. a reactor fuel rod
  20. New Order (the band)
  21. a CD
  22. Napalm
  23. a gasoline pump
  24. a heavy breasted cow
  25. an armidillo
  26. Mothra
  27. a 15 foot by 8 inch Boa Constrictor
  28. Cthulhu
  29. Hastur
  30. the Quad
  31. President Bush
  32. a pit bull
  33. a Jehovah's Witness
  34. 50' Constantina wire
  35. The New York subway system
  36. Chainmail
  37. a bastard sword
  38. a yard-shaft
  39. an electric cattle prod and the Honda generator it's connected to
  40. a brontasaurus
  41. a Saturn V rocket
  42. Saturn
  43. a rhinoceros beetle
  44. the national deficit
  45. Jesse Helms
  46. Ed Meese
  47. Tammy Faye Bakker
  48. A PC motherboard
  49. a running weedwhacker
  50. Wyoming
  51. Martha Ray's dentures
  52. a tasmanian devil
  53. the entire Rolling Stones collection on 8-track
  54. a little cupcake baked by the devil
  55. a 17 piece Zildjian (tm) cymbal set
  56. Niel Peart
  57. a Massingale douche
  58. a class ring
  59. a rectal thermometer
  60. AT&T
  61. The Roman-Catholic Church
  62. A Kimodo dragon
  63. The Boston Symphony Orchestra
  64. Rosanne Barr
  65. a Zambonie
  66. a Pan flute
  67. Zamfir
  68. a polar ice cap (either one)
  69. Gary Coleman
  70. the Voyager II
  71. a wire brush
  72. super-critical weapons-grade uranium (any amount)
  73. a hot branding iron
  74. the Persian Gulf (with mines)
  75. the Winged Victory of Samonthrace
  76. a WWII sea-mine
  77. a mountain gorilla
  78. Mt. Everest
  79. a Lamborghini Countach
  80. a Broken Flourescent Bulb
  81. a life raft in the process of inflating
  82. DAKA
  83. a bamboo thicket
  84. a giant sequoia
  85. a humpback whale
  86. a fishhook
  87. a meathook
  88. an icepick
  89. a grappling hook
  90. a hydro-electric turbine (not turbin)
  91. a wheat combine harvester
  92. a drill press
  93. the complete works of Nathaniel Hawthorne
  94. 700 pounds of fiberglass insulation
  95. a discus
  96. 12M hydrochloric acid
  97. a skinhead
  98. a chainsaw
  99. Zsa Zsa Gabor
  100. the Boston turnpike
  101. this list.
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