You begin praying to Eris.--More--
Unluckily, you get the feeling that Eris is feeling bitchy.--More--
A voice booms out: "Thou art arrogant, mortal!  You must relearn your
 lessons!"--More--
Goodbye level 6!--More--
You feel clumsy!  You haven't been working on your reflexes.--More--
You stub your toe.--More--
You get a paper cut.--More--
You spill your potion of fruit juice onto your scroll of mail.--More--
Barky bites!--More--
A trap door opens up in the ceiling and a rock falls onto your head!--More--
You notice that your shoe is untied.--More--
The elf swings his runed broadsword named Stormbringer.--More--
The elf hits!--More--
The black blade draws the life from you!  Goodbye level 5!--More--
You rebalance your load.  Movement is difficult.--More--
You feel a malignant aura surrounding you.--More--
You feel sick to your stomach.  Maybe you shouldn't have eaten that tin of
 chinese food.--More--
You remember that you forgot to turn off the stove before you left on your
 quest for the amulet.--More--
You stub your sore toe again.

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Bitwise, android.                                         &