Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

New from Atari!
Second Wife for Spamming JOEPROVOTRON!
From Ohio Art, LLC's Anteater-League line.

It's Snooty Alfred Hitchcock Walks! New, from Fisher-PriceCorp.

It's IPv6 Ms. Teamster! New from KidCo, Ltd..

Get out that second pair of pants for:
Stun Belt for ISDN Bob Flumere!
From Beatrice Group's Happy Fun Ball line.
Ren and Joe remind you "Collect all four".
Imagination not included.

This season's GOTTA HAVE toy:
Funky Outfit for Wounded Artiste!
From Bandai, Co.'s Lost in Space _Seventh Contact_ Playset and friends.
Indiana Jones says "Now you know, and knowing is half the battle".

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Cheers,
Joe Provo