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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

It's Angry The Tick Eats! New, from MondoTRONIX, Co..
Cluefulness not included.

It's Politically Correct Mr. UPS Worker Cries! New, from Little Tikes.
Some assembly required.

You'll wait in line for Years for:
Fifth Husband for Pocket-Sized Manager!
From Maas-Neotek's Happy Fun Ball line.
Contains small parts.

The best...
From The Sprawl...
the latest in KidCo's Death Bunch and friends ...
Obi-Wan Kenobi!
Do not inhale fumes.

This Hour's Hottest Toy!
Dairy Cow-Skin Evening Gown for Fashion Plate JOEPROVOTRON!
From Sirius Cybernetics, Ltd.'s Quahaug-League series.
Victor Borge says "Call my 900 number".

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Cheers,
Joe Provo