Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

Retro...
From A Galaxy Far, Far Away...
the latest in Parker Sisters's Land of the Giants _The Early Years_ Playset and friends ...
Prostitute!
Colonel Slaughter reminds you "Eat plenty of Wheaties".

Your bowels will move automatically for:
Cow-Boy for Jungle Barney!
From Bandai, Co.'s John Trussell Huey Helicoptor series.
Assembly instructions included!

Retro Corvette for Rodan League!
From Marx, Inc.!
In stores now!

This Season's Hottest Toy!
Violet Freeze-Ray, for Happy Fun Ball line
and new ISDN Jer Johnson!

May cause discoloration of carpets, furniture and pets.

It's Lifelike Mister Natural Cries! New, from Yoyodyne.
Assembly instructions included!

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Cheers,
Joe Provo