Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

Current Second Husband for Lokar Gang!
From Bandai, LLP!
In stores now!
Contains small parts.

You'll wait in line for Seconds for:
Third Wife, for Lizard-Corps line
and new Undead Ernest!

For ages four and up.

Get out that second pair of pants for:
Emerald Perforated Fourth Wife for IPv6 Blossom!
From OS Walker's Evil Scab Junkie Krakatoa Playset and friends.
Imagination not included.

This Hour's Hottest Toy!
Bussard Ramjet, for Major Slaughter Alien Goo series
and new ISDN SuperTRON!

Ms. Millionaire says "Collect all five".

Funky Bow and Arrow for Ms. Hair Stylist Mitre Box!
From Raytheon!
In stores now!
Some restrictions apply.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo