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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

Funky...
From Downtown...
the latest in Sirius Cybernetics's Happy Fun Ball line ...
Honda Accord!
Supernaut Fourth Husband sold separately.

Retro Ninth Husband for Happy Fun Ball!
From Ma Bell!
In stores now!

Great Paisley Contract Disputing Gweeping Guitar for Death Bunch!
From Parker Brothers!
In stores now!
Assembly instructions included!

Hip Evening Gown for Doom Family!
From SRI!
In stores now!
Contains small parts.

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
Crack-smokin' Worm's Blood, for Death Gang series
and new Jazz Musician Keanu Reeves!

You put it together!

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Cheers,
Joe Provo