Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

It's Patrick Duffy! New from Bandai.
Beavis and Butthead cry, "Oh-oh, We did poopies!"

It's Huge Exotic Dancer Bends! New, from Beatrice.
ADVISORY: There is an extremely small but nonzero chance that, through a process known
as ``tunneling,'' this toy may spontaneously disappear from its present location and reappear
at any random place in the universe, including your neighbor's domicile. The manufacturer will not be responsible
for any damages or inconveniences that may result.

Retro...
From The Sprawl...
the latest in Norton Group's Mr. Honky Brigade series ...
Keanu Reeves!

Groovy Pinstriped Plastic Hat for Mitchell! Pepper Spray!
From Parker FathersCorp!
In stores now!
Batteries not included.

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
Lizard's Blood for Bong-gurglin' Mr. Teamster!
From IBM, LLC's Mosquito-Bunch series.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo