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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

This Month's Hottest Toy!
Pneumatic Drill for Prom Queen James Earl Jones!
From Little Tikes's Lizard-Corps and friends.

Just in time for Martin Luther King Day:
WerewolfDrawn Carriage, for Skunk-League series
and new Moon Base Prostitute!

Martha Quinn says "Never swim for 1/2hr after eating".

It's Spamming Migrant Worker! New from SRI.
James Earl Jones says "Don't talk to strangers".

The latest from Sirius Cybernetics, Co.!
Extreme Slightly Faded Lincoln Green Khaki Shoes for Different Strokes _The Early Years_ Playset!

It's Snooty Blossom Cries! New, from Little Tikes.
Some assembly required.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo