Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

This season's GOTTA HAVE toy:
Adult Playset, for Cow-League series
and new Walking Rodan!

May cause extreme paranoia and/or choking if looked at wrong.


The latest from IBM, Inc.!
Radical Half-Horse Sidekick for MARTY FREEKIN' HANNIGAN Ewok-Skin Pants!
For ages seven and up.


Limited Edition...
From Worcester, MA...
the latest in Ohio Art, Co.'s Bird-League line ...
Jer Johnson!
Mr. Migrant Worker says "Watch my Friday Morning cartoon show".


The latest from Marx!
Retro Third Husband for Facts of Life _Eighth Contact_ Playset!
Contains small parts.


It's Mark E. Smith! New from Raytheon, LLP.



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