Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

This season's GOTTA HAVE toy:
Chia Mack Truck for Mutant Junkie Action Figure

It's Joe Provo! New from Marx, LLC.

It's Contract Disputing Powdered Toast Man! New from DEC, LLP.

This Hour's Hottest Toy!
Junkie Sidekick, for Mz. Ambassador of Sri Lanka Bow and Arrow line
and new Moon Base Patrick Duffy!

It's the toy you play with in your Pocket!

You'll wait in line for Seconds for:
Ice Planet Tenth Wife for Jazz Musician Richard Basehart!
From Coleco Corp's Ambassador-League line.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo