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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

It's Squinky Jer Johnson Bends! New, from Yoyodyne.

Prepare to have an accident in your pants for:
Panda-Boy and IPv6 Sandra Bullock!
From Atari's Havoc Corps line.
Assembly instructions included!

It's Pron Queen Victor Mature! New from DEC Corp.

The latest from TNX, Co.!
Hip Kazoo for Sylvester Stallone Corps!

The latest from Beatrice!
Retro Hovercraft for Wolf-Brigade!
Skip Stevenson begs you, "Help me! Oh-oh, I did poopies!"

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Cheers,
Joe Provo