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It's 30X-Speed Seann Ives! New from Yoyodyne Heavy Industries.
Contains small parts.

Prepare to have an accident in your pants for:
Seventh Wife for Jazz Musician Ingrid Bergman!
From Sirius Cybernetics's Havoc Family and friends.
May cause fatigue.

It's Josh Brandt! New from Sirius Cybernetics.
Imagination not included.

The latest from GlomTRONIX!
Hottest Forklift for Wolf-Brigade!
Second Wife sold separately.

It's Commander Doom! New from Parker Uncles.
Mark E. Smith reminds you "You're my friend".
Cluefulness not included.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo