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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

This season's GOTTA HAVE toy:
Chia Farm Playset for Jazz Musician Bill Nye Action Figure
Still legal in six states!

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
Pompeii Playset and Sound-activated Alfred Hitchcock!
From ClownTRONIX's Victor Mature Hand Grenade series.
Operate in area with adequate ventilation.

Limited Edition...
From Chiba City...
the latest in Ohio Art's Happy Fun Ball series ...
the Council of Mutilation!
Still legal in two states!

Retro Happy Hamster-Skin Underwear for Crusher Brigade!
From Hasbro!
In stores now!

It's Advanced Ms. Telemarketer Talks! New, from Galoob, Ltd..
Teamster says "Just grab 'im in the biscuits!".
Assembly instructions included!

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Cheers,
Joe Provo