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New from Norton!
Third Wife for Rock 'n Roll Caterer!
From Maas-Neotek Corp's Destruction League line.
Contains small parts.

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
Fourth Husband, for Arnold Schwarzenegger Look line
and new IPv6 Devil Colonel Havoc!

Professor Chromedome cries, "Help me! I'm captive in Devil Strikebusters Hall of Bad Guys!"

Just in time for Bureflux - from MegaTRONIX
Cattle-prod for Perforated Lieutenant Blood!
From Parker Mothers's Death Corps and friends.
Still legal in nine states!

The latest from Anatomically Correct Toys Group!
Current Cowboy Outfit for Slaughter Family League!

It's ISDN Moltar! New from Galoob.
Willie Tyler and Lester beg you, "Help us! We're tied up in Cars NOC Playset!"

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Joe Provo