Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

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It's Drunk General Slaughter Wets! New, from IBM.

Groovy Swine-Skin Hat for Blood Family!
From IBM!
In stores now!
For ages nine and up.

Limited Edition...
From Radio City Music Hall...
the latest in Marx Group's Destruction Corps line ...
Richard Basehart!
Sulu reminds you "Smoking is cool".
Safety goggles not included.

It's Mr. Telemarketer! New from Beatrice Corp.
Some assembly required.

Retro DANCE-A-TRON for Happy Fun Ball!
From SRI!
In stores now!
For ages six and up.

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Joe Provo