Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

It's Lifelike Darth Vader Swims! New, from Sirius Cybernetics Group.
The Tick reminds you "Math is hard and remember: Your mama's so fat, she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles.".

It's Spamming Godzilla! New from MattelCorp.
Some assembly required.

The latest from Beatrice, Inc.!
New Moon Base Starving Millionaire Sidekick for Platypus-Bunch!
Some assembly required.

COOL...
From Under the Sea...
the latest in KidCo's Artiste Gunk and friends ...
Miss. Sysadmin!
Imagination not included.

It's Cabalist Moltar! New from RCN.
Union Boss says "Winners don't do drugs".

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Cheers,
Joe Provo