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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

Wicked New Swine-Skin Pantsuit for Commander Blood League!
From Squooshy Stuff!
In stores now!
Still legal in four states!

It's Squinky Mary Ann Burps! New, from Parker Mothers.
Burro's Blood sold separately.

The latest from Parker Sisters, LLC!
Retro Gun Holster for Happy Fun Ball!

It's Ice Planet John Trussell! New from ColecoCorp.

It's Cannibalistic Killer Barney! New from Coleco.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo