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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

The Latest Oboe for Junkie Family!
From Hasbro!
In stores now!
For ages eight and up.

COOL Sheep's Blood for Happy Fun Ball!
From Bandai, LLP!
In stores now!
Shields and Yarnell say "Buy our Swimming Pool Awl!".

It's Steroid-pumpin' Mr. Hanky! New from Sirius Cybernetics, LLC.
Some assembly required.

It's Garbage Collector! New from Better Playthings.

You'll wait in line for Years for:
Ninth Wife for Mutant James Earl Jones!
From RCN, Co.'s Gilligan's Island _Striking Rodeo Clown Returns_ Playset and friends.
For ages six and up.

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Joe Provo