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This Month's Hottest Toy!
Armalite Rifle for Aztec Sergeant Crusher Figurine
Most suitable for children under three.

Awesome...
From Under the Sea...
the latest in Galoob's Death Family line ...
Mz. Sanitation Engineer!
Do not inhale fumes.

Just in time for Confuflux:
Triangular Rubber Underwear for Contract Disputing Big Red!
From Yoyodyne, LLC's Slug-Corps line.

This Month's Hottest Toy!
Deer-Skin Shoes for Rock 'n Roll Monica Gooinsky!
From Atari's Doom Family series.
Mr. Garbage Collector reminds you "You're my friend".
For ages seven and up.

It's Major Death! New from Sirius Cybernetics.
Assembly instructions included!

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Joe Provo