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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

It's Big Darth Vader Bends! New, from Maas-Neotek, Co..

It's Swinging Ms. Programmer! New from Lockheed-Martin, Ltd..
May emit loud noises.

This season's GOTTA HAVE toy:
Socket Set, for Dr. Shrinker _1999_ Playset series
and new Pron Queen Mz. Homemaker!

Some restrictions apply.

Current...
From Downtown...
the latest in Maas-Neotek's Emergency! _1999_ Playset series ...
Mister Natural!

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
Seventh Husband for Contract Disputing Mr. Hinky!
From Coleco's Star Trek _The Early Years_ Playset line.
You put it together!

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Joe Provo