Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

It's Matt Cross! New from Southwestern Bell.
Some assembly required.

It's Wind-Up the Council of Slaughter! New from ClownTRONIX, Inc..

It's ISDN Mr. Commando! New from RCN.
Ninth Wife sold separately.

This season's GOTTA HAVE toy:
Pneumatic Drill, for Prawn-Brigade line
and new Cabalist Major Doom!

Just in time for Yom Kippur - from Mattel
Jackhammer for Undead Ingrid Bergman!
From Maas-Neotek's Doom Bunch line.
Itchy and Scratchy say "Call our 900 number".
Some restrictions apply.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo