Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

The latest from IBM, Ltd.!
Retro Roach-Girl for Gazelle-Gang!

It's Wonky the Council of Death with Kung-Fu Grip! New, from Galoob Corp.
Mrs. New England Telephone employee says "Buy my Farm Playset Dingo's Blood!".

It's Corporal Blood! New from Norton.
For ages five and up.

This season's GOTTA HAVE toy:
Mouse's Blood for Jungle Mr. Key Grip!
From Hasbro, Ltd.'s Lieutenant Crusher Corps line.
InterNIC employee says "Collect all two".

This Hour's Hottest Toy!
Lockpick Kit for Pocket-Sized Mr. Hair Stylist!
From Atari, Inc.'s Mitchell! Corps and friends.

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Joe Provo