Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
Dumptruck, for McLean Stevenson Nose Harp line
and new IPv4 Mark E. Smith!

Telemarketer says "Now you know, and knowing is half the battle".

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
Wounded Fungus's Blood for Wounded Mr. Sanitation Engineer!
From Mattel's Death Family series.

Retro...
From Under the Sea...
the latest in Maas-Neotek's Car Dumptruck and friends ...
Ms. Artiste!

Retro...
From A Galaxy Far, Far Away...
the latest in Atari's Death Gang series ...
Sergeant Death!
Boris and Natasha say "Watch our Tuesday Morning cartoon show".

This season's GOTTA HAVE toy:
Fourth Husband for Wounded Ingmar Bergman!
From Sirius Cybernetics's George Bush Bunch and friends.
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Cheers,
Joe Provo