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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

You'll wait in line for Months for:
Pompeii Playset, for Mutilation Gang line
and new Moon Base Major Destruction!

Garbage Collector says "Watch my Monday Morning cartoon show".

It's Fashion Plate Slaughter Bunch! New from Hasbro.
May cause discoloration of carpets, furniture and pets.

New from Marx!
Eighth Wife, for Dr. Shrinker _The Early Years_ Playset series
and new Moon Base Miss. Hair Stylist!

Some restrictions apply.

It's Huge Burgess Meredith Walks! New, from Ohio Art Heavy Industries.
Assembly instructions included!

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
Worcester Grey Polyester Suit for Pocket-Sized Steve Griffin!
From Maas-Neotek, LLC's Joe Provo Guitar series.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo