Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

You'll wait in line for Seasons for:
Flit Gun, for Star Trek _Fifth Contact_ Playset line
and new Moon Base Craig Pierantozzi!

For ages ten and up.

It's Corporal Mutilation! New from TCG, LLC.

This Second's Hottest Toy!
Krakatoa Playset, for Mr. Hair Stylist Fungus-Skin Boots line
and new Starving Mr. Honky!

Still legal in eight states!

Just in time for Chaoflux - from Galoob
Safety goggles, for Sheep-Family and friends
and new Starving AEJ!

It's the toy you play with in your Pocket!

The latest from Beatrice!
Limited Edition Contra-bassoon for Doom Gang!
Andrew Petrarca says "Math is hard".

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Cheers,
Joe Provo