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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

Hip...
From Downtown...
the latest in BondoTRONIX, LLP's Teddy Kennedy Chia Horse-Skin Blazer series ...
Evil Strikebuster!


It's Indiana Jones! New from Bandai.
Not suitable for children under two.


It's Jungle Destruction Brigade! New from Anatomically Correct ToysCorp.
Cattle-prod not included.


Funky...
From The Sprawl...
the latest in Coleco Heavy Industries's Happy Fun Ball line ...
Gilligan!
Commander Slightly Faded Lincoln Green says "Meow Meow M'Meow Sylvester Stallone Meow M'Meow".


It's Thurston Howell the Third! New from Ohio Art, Ltd..
For ages seven and up.



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