Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

It's Better Migrant Worker Eats! New, from Marx, LLP.
Susie Clue says "Don't talk to strangers".

It's Anatomically Correct Burl Ives Swims! New, from Norton.
Assembly instructions included!

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
1950's Outfit, for Gilligan's Island _The Other Generation_ Playset line
and new 30X-Speed Major Destruction!

The latest from Coleco Group!
Retro Dolphin-Skin Shoes for Gazelle-Bunch!
Mr. Spock reminds you "Smoking is cool and remember: Shoot Up Crystal Pepsi".

This Month's Hottest Toy!
Pneumatic Drill for Pocket-Sized PeeWee Herman!
From Yoyodyne, Co.'s Devil Sergeant Destruction Geo Metro series.
Contains small parts.

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Joe Provo