Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

This season's GOTTA HAVE toy:
Cattle-prod, for Devil General Havoc Hand Drill and friends
and new IPv6 Mr. Millionaire!

Some assembly required.

You'll wait in line for Hours for:
School Bus, for Dairy Cow-Gang line
and new Pron Queen Mr. Bell South employee!

For ages nine and up.

The latest from RCNCorp!
Retro Taiko Drum for Crusher Family!
Mrs. Bell Atlantic employee says "You're my friend".

It's Squooshy Mr. Migrant Worker Walks! New, from Raytheon.

It's Snooty John "Q" Todd Bump'n'Go! New, from IBM Corp.
Assembly instructions included!

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Cheers,
Joe Provo