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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
Cow Bell for Contract Disputing Richard Roundtree!
From DEC's Doom League line.
Some restrictions apply.

This season's GOTTA HAVE toy:
Swine-Boy, for Butthead Winnebago series
and new Underwater Gillian Anderson!

For ages three and up.

The latest from Lockheed-Martin!
Hottest Laser Pistol for Havoc League!
Bayonette sold separately.

It's Annoyed Hellspawn Ken with Kung-Fu Grip! New, from KidCo.
Some restrictions apply.

Really way hottest Pron Queen Perforated Gun Holster for Corporal Destruction Attack Tank!
From Pacific Bell!
In stores now!
Assembly instructions included!

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Cheers,
Joe Provo