Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

It's IPv6 Ingrid Bergman! New from Drunk Toys.

The latest from KidCo!
Hip Ultraviolet Spamming Blue Seventh Husband for Rodan Brigade!
Assembly instructions included!

The latest from Raytheon Heavy Industries!
Hip Seventh Wife for Happy Fun Ball!
Hum-V sold separately.

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
Purple Polyester S&M Gear for 20X-Speed John Tesh!
From Lockheed-Martin's Mutilation Family line.

It's Nasty Commander Slaughter Eats! New, from Little Tikes, Co..
Hair Stylist reminds you "Watch my Friday Evening cartoon show".
PLEASE NOTE: Some quantum physics theories suggest that when the consumer is not directly
observing this toy, it may cease to exist or will exist only in a vague and undetermined state.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo