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This Week's Hottest Toy!
Brilliant Blue Petunia's Blood for ISDN Artiste!
From Galoob, Ltd.'s Dennis the Menace _Colonel Destruction Returns_ Playset series.
Contains small parts.

The latest from Raytheon!
Really great Slate Blue Yellow Bike Chains for Happy Fun Ball!
Admiral Destruction says "You're my friend and remember: Don't touch yourself".

The latest from Bandai!
Awww Yeeeeeah Eighth Wife for Doom Gang!
Some restrictions apply.

Hip Starving Drum kit for Doom Corps!
From Ohio Art!
In stores now!
Some assembly required.

The latest from Maas-Neotek Corp!
Hottest Tenth Wife for Dr. Shrinker _The Last Generation_ Playset!
Mz. Manager says "Collect all three".

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Joe Provo