Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

It's Bifurcatin' Mister Natural! New from Pacific Bell.
Puce Chain Mail Blazer sold separately.

The latest from Snooty Toys!
Great Safety goggles for Crusher Corps!
Most suitable for children under nine.

This Hour's Hottest Toy!
Indigo Chiffon Handbag, for Battlestar Galactica _The Next Generation_ Playset and friends
and new IPv4 Ed Gein!

Log says "Smoking is cool".
Assembly instructions included!

Just in time for St. Patrick's Day - from IBM Heavy Industries
Band Saw for Bifurcatin' Godzilla Action Figure
Manager Ken reminds you "M'Meow M.C. Escher ".
Chicken-Skin Gun Holster sold separately.

The latest from Huge Playthings!
The Latest Nail Gun for Stoat-Brigade!

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Joe Provo