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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

The latest from OS Walker!
Wicked New WOW That's Black Rubber Underwear for Blood Bunch!
Still legal in five states!

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
Author Sidekick, for Mr. Hinky Halberd line
and new Undead Greg Brady!

Andrew Petrarca reminds you "Buy my Restaurant Playset Crossbow!".
Assembly instructions included!

It's Andrew Petrarca! New from Sirius Cybernetics.

It's Advanced Sulu Burps! New, from Atari.
You put it together!

The latest from Lockheed-Martin!
Retro Krakatoa Playset for Millionaire Mook!
Pageboy of Andorra says "Be good to your waitresses".

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Cheers,
Joe Provo