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COOL Second Wife for Joe Provo Punk-Rocker Outfit!
From Beatrice, LLC!
In stores now!

The latest from Lockheed-Martin!
Current Contract Disputing Chicken's Blood for Horse-Family!

Retro Slingshot for Crusher Gang!
From Maas-Neotek!
In stores now!
Richard Basehart begs you, "I need your Help, please! I'm captive in Alien Kens Restaurant Playset!"

You'll wait in line for Seconds for:
Littlest Telemarketer Playset for Underwater James Earl Jones!
From DEC's Happy Fun Ball and friends.

You won't be able to contain yourself for:
Beret for Zombie Corporal Silver!
From Galoob's Koala-Corps line.
Some assembly required.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo