Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

It's Commander Destruction! New from SRI.

You'll wait in line for Minutes for:
Bugle for Contract Disputing Colonel Destruction Action Figure
Safety goggles not included.

This season's GOTTA HAVE toy:
Anteater's Blood, for The Tick Bunch and friends
and new Rock 'n Roll Jer Johnson!

Castle Playset sold separately.

Just in time for Your Father's Birthday - from Southwestern Bell
Oboe, for Havoc Gang line
and new Gweeping BILL BRASKY!

Not suitable for children under three.

This Season's Hottest Toy!
Gook for Swinging Mz. Prostitute Doll

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Cheers,
Joe Provo