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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

You'll wait in line for Hours for:
Trumpet for Prom Queen Underdog Doll

Retro...
From Radio City Music Hall...
the latest in Parker Aunts, Ltd.'s Skunk-Corps line ...
Perl Hacker!
For ages five and up.

It's Fashion Plate Ms. Prostitute! New from Maas-Neotek.
Assembly instructions included!

It's Luke Skywalker! New from Nasty Toyz.

New from Ohio Art!
Tennis Uniform for Bong-gurglin' Commander Doom!
From Little Tikes's Garbage Collector Inviso-Belt line.
Imagination not included.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo