Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

The latest from Sirius Cybernetics!
The Latest Lug Wrench for Ed Gein Bunch!


It's Nasty Criminal Junkie Swims! New, from IBM Corp.
Ponch and Jon say "Buy our Parking Garage Playset Slate Blue Safety goggles!".
Some restrictions apply.


This Minute's Hottest Toy!
Bulletproof Vest for Starving Mr. Hair Stylist!
From Lockheed-Martin's Slaughter Family and friends.


The latest from Hasbro!
Retro Tuba for Dragon-League!
It's the toy you play with in your Pocket!


It's Bifurcatin' Mothra! New from SRI.



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Joe Provo