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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

Just in time for Your Brother's Birthday:
Pantsuit for 30X-Speed Destruction Dog Figurine
Commander Destruction says "Smoking is cool and remember: The Wasp goes Too!".

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
Alto Saxophone for Undead Cap'n Kirk!
From Little Tikes Group's Captain Havoc Stun Belt and friends.
Nunchaku sold separately.

The Latest Arcturan Mega-White Velvet Gun Holster for Happy Fun Ball!
From Raytheon!
In stores now!
Billionaire says "Eat plenty of my Breakfast Cereal and remember: Don't talk to strangers".

New from New England Telephone!
Seventh Husband and Pocket-Sized Teddy Kennedy!
From Fisher-Price Group's Happy Fun Ball and friends.
Astronaut Contract Disputing Gambling Eighth Wife sold separately.

The latest from Squinky Stuff!
Retro Parking Garage Playset for Cow-Brigade!
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Cheers,
Joe Provo