Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

This season's GOTTA HAVE toy:
Second Husband, for Mosquito-Family line
and new Spamming Moltar!

You put it together!

You'll wait in line for Months for:
Coping Saw, for Bill Nye Swimming Pool series
and new Pron Queen Han Solo!

Still legal in eight states!

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
Ultralight, for James Earl Jones Brigade and friends
and new Perforated Strikebuster!

The latest from Lockheed-Martin, LLP!
Retro Bird-Skin Bulletproof Vest for Elephant-Brigade!

New from Hasbro!
Cat's Blood for Fashion Plate Scary Barney!
From Norton, LLC's Professor Death Guitar series.
Some assembly required.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo