Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

Wicked New S&M Gear for Happy Fun Ball!
From Bandai!
In stores now!

Hip...
From Under the Sea...
the latest in Little Tikes's Havoc Family line ...
Miss. Prostitute!

It's Drunk SuperTRON Bends! New, from SRI, LLC.

It's Better Zorak Bends! New, from Marx, Ltd..
Operate in area with adequate ventilation.

It's Politically Correct Miss. UPS Worker Eats! New, from Sirius Cybernetics.
Colonel Blood says "Call my 900 number".
May cause nausea and/or emotional disturbances if skin contact is maintained for over three minutes.

Reload this page or wait ten minutes for another commercial break.

From here, you could zip over to my main gweep page.

Cheers,
Joe Provo