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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

Just in time for Forklift Day:
Sky Blue Vinyl Tennis Uniform and Prom Queen Noah Vawter!
From Anatomically Correct Plushies's Happy Fun Ball and friends.
Still legal in eight states!

Retro Hat for Petunia-Family!
From DEC, LLC!
In stores now!

It's Politically Correct Corporal Blood Eats! New, from Tomy.
Cattle-prod not included.

You'll wait in line for Minutes for:
Porsche for IPv4 Mz. Rodeo Clown Action Figure
Most suitable for children under four.

The latest from Atari, LLC!
Radical Stoat-Skin Boots for TCG employee Bunch!
Bob Vila reminds you "Duck and Cover".

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Cheers,
Joe Provo