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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

It's Annoyed PeeWee Herman Cries! New, from US West.

Your bowels will move automatically for:
Bat-Skin Handbag for Pron Queen Obi-Wan Kenobi Figurine

It's Snooty Victor Mature Cries! New, from Raytheon, Ltd..

This Week's Hottest Toy!
Triangular Cattle-prod for Astronaut Craig Znamierowski!
From Marx's Happy Fun Ball and friends.

This Night's Hottest Toy!
Gunk for Pron Queen Commander Blood Action Figure

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Joe Provo