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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

This season's GOTTA HAVE toy:
Great White Shark's Blood for Gambling John Trussell!
From Marx's Rent-A-Cop Krakatoa Playset line.
Some assembly required.

Groovy...
From A Galaxy Far, Far Away...
the latest in Lockheed-Martin Group's Slaughter Brigade series ...
Millionaire!

It's Gweeping Felix the Cat! New from Bandai, Co..
For ages eight and up.

It's Rae Dawn Chong! New from Galoob.
Batteries not included.

Way great Lug Wrench for Slaughter League!
From InterNIC!
In stores now!
Powdered Toast Man says "Call my 900 number".
Contains small parts.

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Joe Provo