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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

It's Contract Disputing Noah Vawter! New from Parker Brothers.

The latest from Raytheon, Inc.!
Retro Sperm Whale-Boy for Happy Fun Ball!
Some restrictions apply.

Retro Imagination for KoalaFishMutantBird-Gang!
From Parker Brothers, Ltd.!
In stores now!
Imagination not included.

The latest from Yoyodyne!
Retro Awl for Destruction Bunch!
Not suitable for children under three.

It's Cannibalistic Evil Strikebuster! New from Lockheed-MartinCorp.
Programmer says "Collect all three".
Still legal in six states!

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Joe Provo