Your Salesperson

"Hi, this is your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual salerep..."

WE HAVE AN INVESTMENT PROTECTION PLAN FOR YOUR EQUIPMENT. YOU CAN TRADE IN YOUR OLD EQUIPMENT AND GET 10% OFF THE LIST PRICE OF THE REPLACMENT GEAR. I'M GIVING YOU A SPECIAL DEAL GOOD FOR THIS MONTH ONLY!

I CAN GET THE PATCH TO YOU SECOND QUARTER NEXT YEAR! SIGN THE PO! I'M GIVING YOU A SPECIAL DEAL GOOD FOR THIS MONTH ONLY!

MEET ME AT THE HOTEL AT 5:00. THEN WE CAN GO OUT TO PUDGY'S AFTERWARDS. I NEED TO STOP OFF AT THE BANK TO GET A ROLL OF 1'S.

WE CAN LEVERAGE YOUR MINDSHARE! I CAN GET THAT SOFTWARE TO YOU THIRD QUARTER NEXT YEAR! HAVE A SATCHEL!

Reload this page to talk to your sales rep again, or try to get back to work for ten (10) minutes.

From here, you could zip over to my main gweep page.

Cheers,
Joe Provo