Your Salesperson

"Hi, this is your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual salerep..."

HAVE I EVER LIED TO YOU? MEET ME AT THE BAR AT 10:30. THEN WE CAN GO OUT TO PUDGY'S AFTERWARDS. I NEED TO STOP OFF AT THE BANK TO GET A ROLL OF 1'S.

NO PROBLEM!. GOLF COURSE IS AT 7:00. THE LOUNGE IS AT 1:00 AM.

DO YOU LIKE THE PATRIOTS? NO PROBLEMO!. 19th HOLE IS AT 5:00. THE STRIP CLUB IS AT 11:00.

WE CAN DO THAT! NO PROBLEMO! OL' JOSH WILL TREAT YOU RIGHT!

Reload this page to talk to your sales rep again, or try to get back to work for ten (10) minutes.

From here, you could zip over to my main gweep page.

Cheers,
Joe Provo