Beware the HEADLESS COW!

There have been reports of a terrifying new creature menacing innocent gweepers.

"I'll try to get a comment from the next tourist. "

"I'll try to get a comment from this child. "

"That's the full scoop. I'm Liz LeFromage, KCVY News."

Reload this page (or cower and hide for fifteen minutes) to feel the terror again.

Be sure to check out the NEW Headless Cow Comix!

From here, you could zip over to my main gweep page.

Cheers,
Joe Provo