Crimson's Warping World-Wide-Weirdness

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Little-known JZP Fact Number 400:
He is a member of the USENIX Association

"I love ISIS. Neighor sessions come up like puffy clouds on a nice day."
-- Joanna Wyntjes

Might I suggest that you hop over to Free Rice to maintain your vocabular while funding the UN World Food Program or checking out Scott Lesser.

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Sound Person, looking to play out.
Experienced in space music, trip-hop,
and trance.  I like country, especially
Noove Group.
Call Chris at 555-2682.

Folks for "Bob" needs Marimba-player.
We play classical, heavily influenced by
DJ Psilocybin Dealer and the St00pid Rabbi,
F-huge White Prod,
and Present Sonance of Cucamunga.  Contact Mike at 555-2317.

Jammin', "Poo Pissers"
Billy Bob's VCR
Saturn Green Common Cold
 and Bad Hair Day

Live at Stonehenge!
Bee Scarves!
  The Seann Ives Project!
    and Marv Albert's Board!