"Catfish" Joe's World-Wide-Weirdness

A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think they are the only person who can save the ship.

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Little-known Catfish Fact Number Three:
He was born in Virginia, though he has no Southern accent.

Jim Hacker: "Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers:

Sir Humphrey: "Prime Minister, what about the people who read the Sun?"
Bernard Woolley: "Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits."

-- Yes, Minister

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
 playing a benefit concert with ...
101 Nation

Fulfilling their contractual obligation, "Cosine"
Dumb Cops
Joy Navy
 and Past Vibration of Nashville

T.T. The Bear's extended set this Friday.
 Four hours of The Shoe Horn Posse

  >>>  Cardinal <<<
Will Be Appearing at These Mighty Auditoriums:
4/3          Rocky Point 
10/29          Jillian's On Lansdowne 
12/23          Naked Tim's Living Room 
Call 555-1151 for more info!