jprovo's Fluctuating Web lou-WOW!

I don't know about your brain- but mine is really bossy.
I come home from a day on the golf course and I find all these messages scribbled on wrinkled up scraps of paper
And they say thing like: Why don't you get a real job?
Or: You and what army?
Or: Get a horse.

-Laurie Anderson

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou surly rude-growing malt-worm, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou puking common-kissing hedge-pig, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

People who don't close the stall door in a public restroom.

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Five:
He gave David Rostcheck attitude for Yuletide/Christmas one year; Cannister followed along after that.

"By the time I reach the end of a book, it has re-written itself so's I'll read it again and keep it!"
- Joe Provo

I suggest checking out the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

New from Beatrice!
 Triangular Safety goggles for Shiite Colonel Blood!
From AtariCorp's General Emerald Corps and friends. 
Cattle-prod not included.