Joe's Frequently Unfolding Stuff

I don't know about your brain- but mine is really bossy.
I come home from a day on the golf course and I find all these messages scribbled on wrinkled up scraps of paper
And they say thing like: Why don't you get a real job?
Or: You and what army?
Or: Get a horse.

-Laurie Anderson

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou puny shard-borne pigeon-egg, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou quailing shard-borne haggard, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Simple misspellings. "Caching" is correct - "cacheing" is not.

Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Four-Thousand and Eight:
He has been jprovo at since 1990.

"Bureaucracies interpret communication as damage and route around it."
--Jamie Zawinski

I suggest you visit the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a precocious student was walking by the well when she saw an old master.
Said the student to the master: "What is the secret to beauty?"
The master picked up a branch and hit the student seven times.
At that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.