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Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number One-Thousand and Two:
" you're held more to your answers applying for a job at mcdonald's+than running for the #1 or #2 [political] office [in the US]"
Might I suggest you visit Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm and that you hop over to the art of Matt Towler..
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Tri-View Drive-In! SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Fury of the Angry Beatniks from Evil House of Pancakes *** Together With the Equally Action-Packed *** Revenge of the Inflatable Zombies *** You won't believe your eyes!!!!