Joe "Catfish" Provo's Web Pages

A country cannot support the "rule of law" by subverting it.

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Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number 7:
He first met Martin Hannigan by rmgrouping an* group dedicated to Mr. Hannigan.

"Politics is the art of concealing incompetance."
- Joe Provo

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Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   Based upon TRUE events...

  *** Decrepit Fungus ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Bone-Chilling

   *** Doom of the Two-Headed Babies ***

   You May Not Be Able to Watch!