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Nothing he's got he really needs
Twenty-first century schizoid man.

-King Crimson


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Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Seventeen:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"Smoke gets irritated when I get in ITS eyes!"
- Joe Provo

I recommend that you hop over to Free Rice to maintain your vocabular while funding the UN World Food Program and visiting Bozo Texino.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
2 Boss 2 Quit
 performing for the first time with
 the masters of rock:
The SMTP Poots

Live at T.T. The Bear's!
 Numerous Skinny Revues
 with
Boppy!
  Jaded SysAdmins!
    and The Mighty Saucetones!

You won't want to miss this Autumns Lamerpalooza!

FIVE BANDS!
WithinPlanet
Cosine
Colonel Rider and the Posing Kings
The Patti Smith Seven
Blasting Knuckle
 . . . with Poetry readings by Noah Vawter

Live at Q.Y. Friday's !
 DJ Dope L
 with
The Medicine!
  Crack Grrrrlz!
    and The Chronic Worcester Grey Giants!

Cheers,
joe