Joe's Fluctuating Junk

Where's my water trough?

-King Kong

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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number One:
He attended Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University

"Be the disruptive change you wish to see in the world."
- Joe Provo

I suggest you visit real anarchist literature at Spunk Library.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Dogs Are Really Bad Actors with Cheesy Prosthetic Makeup. -- Weekly World News Photo Exclusive