Crimson's Transforming Web Louou

Mr. Kamikazi Mr. DNA
He's an altruistic pervert.

-DEVO


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou beslubbering pox-marked bladder, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou jarring fly-bitten horn-beast, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.



Well-known Joe Fact Number Seventeen:
He is a member of the System Administrator's Guild

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I recommend visiting my friend, Mikael Cardell; ASAP.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   Experience the *Sphincter-Clenching* terror of

  *** Carnival of the Gladiators ***

   And Gallagher Returns as "Eddie" in

   *** Volcano of the Giant Worm Eaters ***

   Sugar WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!

Cheers,
joe