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-The Ramones

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Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Two:
He played brass in F (French Horn, Flugel Horn, et al) in concert band and marching band for well over 6 years.

"Gravity is the thermodynamic limit of the statistical mechanics of 'atoms of space-time'."
--Thanu Padmanabhan

I suggest checking out the online game Urban Dead or checking out Josh Brandt, NOW!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Obfuscated 'Meat Tenderizer of Death' Kills Again Atlantis Flight Attendant Becomes Victim No. Ninety-Four!