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Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Two-Thousand and Eighty:
"Art is not the mirror we hold up to reality but the hammer with which we shape it."
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for the Harvest! SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Downfall of the Psychedelic Goddesses *** With the Sphincter-Clenching Co-Feature *** Innocent Victims of the Bloody Queen *** NO ONE will be Admitted During the Blood-Chilling conclusion!