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Review the stuff you own, and see what other folks think about it
Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Four:
"The Web is like TV, only slower."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest checking out the art of Matt Towler. and visiting the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company now.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Red Elephant extended set this Thursday. Four hours of Brown Solstice Call (784) 555-8516 for tickets! | The Rose Bowl extended set this Thursday. Two hours of Persisting S Call (992) 555-5059 for tickets! |
Live at BioSphere!
Rug Rats with Big Enormous Penii
with
Rolling Kneecap!
Wristwatchhead!
and Symmetry!
| Kickin' ass, "The Colonel Super-Mighty Four" with PCP Tots Chemical Aunts and MTV (U.K.) Call (714) 555-6377 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe