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Word-of-the-Moment:
Obligatory
Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Five:
"That which does not kill me makes me stranger."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Forklift Day! A Scary TRUE story! *** Dr. Blood's Kamikazi Mutants *** And You'll Also See the Heart-Pounding *** Waxworks of the Beast Ants *** Minoxodil WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!
Cheers,
joe