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Now Playing at the Victoria Theatre: Experience the *Blood-Chilling* terror of *** Lord of the Psycho Women *** And You'll Also See the Throat-Gripping *** Quest of the Brain Eating Spiders *** From Miracle Pictures. If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.