Crimson's World-Wide-Weirdness

Credo quia absurdum.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou reeky reeling-ripe hedge-pig, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou weedy hell-hated death-token, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Five:
He was on the track team in high school, for one and a half seasons until benched for an injury.

"That which does not kill me makes me stranger."
- Joe Provo

I recommend checking out Scott Lesser or visiting Tech Pizza, the first restaurant in Worcester on the Web and one of the earliest online anywhere right away!

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for Forklift Day!

   A Scary TRUE story!

  *** Dr. Blood's Kamikazi Mutants ***

   And You'll Also See the Heart-Pounding

   *** Waxworks of the Beast Ants ***

   Minoxodil WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!