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People who don't close the stall door in a public restroom.
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Five:
"By the time I reach the end of a book, it has re-written itself so's I'll read it again and keep it!"
- Joe Provo
I suggest checking out the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.
Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
New from Beatrice! Triangular Safety goggles for Shiite Colonel Blood! From AtariCorp's General Emerald Corps and friends. Cattle-prod not included.