Joe Provo's Perpetually Rotating Web Stuff

How about a cure for the addictive personality?

-Sunshine Blind

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou roguish puttock, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mangled boil-brained varlot, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD is the smell of last weeks date, still stuck in your nails.

Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Fifteen:
He worked at a small movie theatre in Williamsburg, Virginia in the summer of 1989.

"Worry is interest paid in advance on a debt that never comes due."
--David Mamet

I recommend checking out the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Just in time for Bureflux:
 Seventh Wife for Movie Star Corporal Crusher!
From Galoob's Dennis the Menace _Scary Barney Returns_ Playset and friends.