Joseph Z Provo's Web Grunk

You gotta live until you're dead
You gotta rock 'til you see red

-The Cramps

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Totally Random Joe Fact Number 65:
He worked at a small movie theatre in Williamsburg, Virginia in the summer of 1989.

"Sleep is for fools who never see the sunrise...
Who never get to live twice."
--The Who, "It's Your Turn"

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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to the Gweepdome's big screen!

   You WON'T Want to Miss

  *** Puberty of the Captive Farmers ***

   And William Shatner Returns as "Paco" in

   *** Dr. Blood's Shrunken Hounds ***

   You won't believe your eyes!!!!