The Catfish's Fluctuating Web Junk

Critical thinking is vital.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou warped rump-fed apple-john, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou jarring flap-mouthed measle, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number One:
He owns H Mackeirnan's soul, and has a recipt to prove it.

"Values are what you express when inconvenienced or under duress. All else is bullshit."
- Joe Provo

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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Survey Shocker: Americans Would Rather Grope Liz Than Be President!