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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 3:
He can speak with authority when he says the Anarchist's Cookbook is a piece of COINTELPRO crap. He was left a copy in a friend's will.

"Some people can't get out of the way of their own shit."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest visiting my friend, the art of Matt Towler..

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Millions Cheer Helen Keller's Spleen