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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Fourty:
He once interviewed Boston band You Shriek! on his late night radio show at WICN in Worcester Massachusetts.

"Faced with the prospect of rereading this book, I would rather have my brains ripped out by a plastic fork."
--Charles Cooper (ZDNN) reviewing Business @ the Speed of Thought

Might I suggest checking out GweepNet... before it is too late.

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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Now Playing at the Victoria Theatre:

   Experience the *Blood-Chilling* terror of

  *** Lord of the Psycho Women ***

   And You'll Also See the Throat-Gripping

   *** Quest of the Brain Eating Spiders ***

   From Miracle Pictures.  If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.

Cheers,
joe