"Catfish" Joe's Web Grunk

I don't wanna pull that plow!
I wwant to east a straw hat!

-King Kong

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou frothy pox-marked miscreant, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mewling hasty-witted horn-beast, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Ninety-Two:
He is a member of the USENIX Association

"Your pink metronome heart pounds the beat of your own march to meaty death. NOW is all you've got so quit wasting it, you whiny apologists for the status quo."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest that you hop over to netcowboy; ASAP.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Limited Edition... 
 From A Galaxy Far, Far Away... 
   the latest in Coleco's Dragon-Corps line ...
       Eric Dolphy! 
James Earl Jones says "Buy my Adult Playset Deer's Blood!".