The Catfish's Perpetually Transforming World-Wide-Weirdness

When you carry the weight of too many yesterdays
You won't know enough to come in from the rain.

-Blake Babies


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Payback

Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Two:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

"Please don't jump into Conclusion Chasm without checking into Hotel Reality first."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Lifelike Mary Ann Bump'n'Go!  New, from Bandai. 
For ages three and up.  

Cheers,
joe