JZP's Web Stuff

I said, everybody falls down

-Throwing Muses

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou froward hasty-witted nut-hook, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou venomed common-kissing boar-pig, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Non-parody Top-Five lists. I don't CARE about anyone's popularity rankings of ANYTHING.

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 65:
He is angry at humanity for not living up to its potential.

"The Internet interprets censorship as damage and routes around it."
--John Gilmore

Might I suggest checking out the online anarchist library of Spunk Library or visiting New Ways Of Thinking; ASAP.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Sound Person, looking to play out.
Experienced in skronk, folk,
and disco.  I like death metal, especially
DJ Funky T and the Massive Senator.
Call Roger at  (507) 555-2459.

The John Trussell Fan Club needs Singer.
We play punk, heavily influenced by
Sporks for Lapdance,
and Big Cowwy.  Contact Madonna at 555-4852.

Tonight at T.T. The Bear's!
 Overlord Dark
 with a special solo a capella performance by
Paul McCartney (of Dingo Girlies)!

Monday March 27th -- LIVE at Flood Control Dam #3
It's Wiggle the Lumberjack
 .. with special guests Rather Put Out Gray Sisters