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Little-known JZP Fact Number 400:
"I love ISIS. Neighor sessions come up like puffy clouds on a nice day."
-- Joanna Wyntjes
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew |
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Sound Person, looking to play out. Experienced in space music, trip-hop, and trance. I like country, especially Noove Group. Call Chris at 555-2682.
Folks for "Bob" needs Marimba-player. We play classical, heavily influenced by DJ Psilocybin Dealer and the St00pid Rabbi, F-huge White Prod, and Present Sonance of Cucamunga. Contact Mike at 555-2317.
Jammin', "Poo Pissers" with Billy Bob's VCR Saturn Green Common Cold and Bad Hair Day
Live at Stonehenge! Joover with Bee Scarves! The Seann Ives Project! and Marv Albert's Board!