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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 300:
"Evil is a little man afraid for his job."
Officer Frank Murphy (Roy Scheider)
I suggest that you hop over to some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome..
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
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Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Bug Style performing for the first time with the masters of skronk: SubGenii United Against Plate Tectonics
Jammin' this evening - The Smoke Machine Emporium with Comrade Vincent Christening and Rich Boys on Ersatz Bros. Coffee!! Call 555-7158 for tickets!
Live at WAAF's Studio! Storebatel with Chickheads! SkunkBone! and Guys Lacking Uniforms!
Live at Durgin Hall! Laura's Prune with Men Sans Knickers! Microcasette Recorder Finger! and Big Radio!