Joe "Catfish" Provo's World-Wide-Weirdness

A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think they are the only person who can save the ship.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou spongy ill-breeding moldwarp, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou spongy death-token, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Review the stuff you own, and see what other folks think about it Join!

Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Four:
He is a Charter Member of the Planetary Society. Yes, I was a geek/visionary as a child, requesting this as a Christmas gift in 1979.

"The Web is like TV, only slower."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest checking out the art of Matt Towler. and visiting the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company now.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
The Red Elephant extended set this Thursday.
 Four hours of Brown Solstice
Call  (784) 555-8516 for tickets!

The Rose Bowl extended set this Thursday.
 Two hours of Persisting S
Call  (992) 555-5059 for tickets!

Live at BioSphere!
 Rug Rats with Big Enormous Penii
Rolling Kneecap!
    and Symmetry!

Kickin' ass, "The Colonel Super-Mighty Four"
PCP Tots
Chemical Aunts
 and MTV (U.K.)
Call  (714) 555-6377 for tickets!