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You get nothing back for all you save
Just eternity in a spacious grave

-Jim Carroll Band


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "botanical" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "a botanical specimen" or "have botanical elements" but there is no way a product can contain "botanicals".

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 300:
He had classes with Joger, and knew who it was.

"Evil is a little man afraid for his job."
Officer Frank Murphy (Roy Scheider)

I suggest that you hop over to some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome..

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Bug Style
 performing for the first time with
 the masters of skronk:
SubGenii United Against Plate Tectonics

Jammin' this evening - 
The Smoke Machine Emporium 
with Comrade Vincent Christening 
and Rich Boys on Ersatz Bros. Coffee!!
Call 555-7158 for tickets!

Live at WAAF's Studio!
 Storebatel
 with
Chickheads!
  SkunkBone!
    and Guys Lacking Uniforms!

Live at Durgin Hall!
 Laura's Prune
 with
Men Sans Knickers!
  Microcasette Recorder Finger!
    and Big Radio!

Cheers,
joe