Joe's Perpetually Modulating Web Junk

Humanus non gratis.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou gleeking folly-fallen horn-beast, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou saucy rank dread-bolted beef-witted pignut, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Automated systems using 12-hour clocks that require AM or PM when given 12:00.

Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Fourty:
He was a very early member of Jack Jansen's anarchy mailing list, and had to leave around 1994 when one too many teenyboppers wanted to talk hate and destruction.

"Confusion is good for the soul."

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Deadly Locust Attack Kills Seven! -- Photographic Evidence Offers Proof