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I believe the mistake with greatest affect on the 'net was during the Great Renaming, when USENet's garbage was filed under "A". Did no-one think that news readers would sort alphabetically? This has caused newbie- (& press-) confusion on the nature and purpose of the 'net.(pre-http that is)
Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Nine-Hundred:
"Cool! I'm a Master of the Net now? When do I get my scepter and orb?"
--Aaron Dickey, in alt.config
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Starlite Drive-In: DON'T MISS this Bone-Chilling Feature! *** X-Ray Eyes of the Venusian Fiends *** And For the First Time on the Continent *** Slumber Party of the Berserk Dinosaurs from Hell *** You May Not Be Able to Watch!
Cheers,
joe