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I want an ANGRY MEAL

-Happy Flowers

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What is FNORD? FNORD is only one tenth of a dollar.

Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number 60:
He does any and everything under the auspices of the Church of the SubGenius. Even the stuff the Church tells him not to do.

"If this crap keeps up, I'm going to drive over there, lop off heads and limbs, and BOWL people's SKULLS into their own BLOODY STUMPS."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Cavemen Loved to Swing Their Arms.