Joe's Fluctuating Web Crap

I've lost wisdom for salad.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou surly full-gorged bladder, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou warped fool-born pignut, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "authoring". You don't do "paintering" or "scultpering", you "paint", "sculpt" and "write". Get over it.

Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 7002:
He can speak with authority when he says the Anarchist's Cookbook is a piece of COINTELPRO crap. He was left a copy in a friend's will.

"A good part of system administration is intimidating the system into doing what you want."
- Joe Provo

I recommend checking out the online anarchist library of Spunk Library now.

Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

This season's GOTTA HAVE toy:
 Pneumatic Drill, for Crusher Brigade series 
   and new Ice Planet Craig Znamierowski! 
 
May produce sparks.  

Cheers,
joe