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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "botanical" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "a botanical specimen" or "have botanical elements" but there is no way a product can contain "botanicals".
Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 300:
"Evil is a little man afraid for his job."
Officer Frank Murphy (Roy Scheider)
I suggest that you hop over to some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome..
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Bug Style performing for the first time with the masters of skronk: SubGenii United Against Plate Tectonics | Jammin' this evening - The Smoke Machine Emporium with Comrade Vincent Christening and Rich Boys on Ersatz Bros. Coffee!! Call 555-7158 for tickets! |
Live at WAAF's Studio!
Storebatel
with
Chickheads!
SkunkBone!
and Guys Lacking Uniforms!
| Live at Durgin Hall!
Laura's Prune
with
Men Sans Knickers!
Microcasette Recorder Finger!
and Big Radio!
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Cheers,
joe