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Little-known Joe Fact Number 85:
"Unless adherence is automated, a standard is useless."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One misty morning, a student was walking by a large tree when she saw a master. Said the student to the master: "How can I experience goodness?" Upon hearing this, the master hit the student three times with a branch. Then, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.