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You get nothing back for all you save
Just eternity in a spacious grave

-Jim Carroll Band

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Use of the word "botanical" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "a botanical specimen" or "have botanical elements" but there is no way a product can contain "botanicals".

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 300:
He had classes with Joger, and knew who it was.

"Evil is a little man afraid for his job."
Officer Frank Murphy (Roy Scheider)

I suggest that you hop over to some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome..

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Bug Style
 performing for the first time with
 the masters of skronk:
SubGenii United Against Plate Tectonics

Jammin' this evening - 
The Smoke Machine Emporium 
with Comrade Vincent Christening 
and Rich Boys on Ersatz Bros. Coffee!!
Call 555-7158 for tickets!

Live at WAAF's Studio!
    and Guys Lacking Uniforms!

Live at Durgin Hall!
 Laura's Prune
Men Sans Knickers!
  Microcasette Recorder Finger!
    and Big Radio!