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People who think the "L" in HTML stands for "Layout". It doesn't.
Totally Random JZP Fact Number 75:
"No matter what your position, if you're working for someone else you are kneeling SLAVE swallowing your integrity. HOW'S THAT PELLET TASTE, MAN-GERBIL?"
- Joe Provo
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Hey Love-birds... FEEL the Sheer *Blood-Chilling* TERROR of *** Temptation of the Abominable Hypnotists *** And don't miss Lucille Ball's last role in *** Jungle of the Slithering Goldfish *** NO ONE will be Admitted During the Last two Minutes!
Cheers,
joe