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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Simple misspellings. "Caching" is correct - "cacheing" is not.
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"Smoke gets irritated when I get in ITS eyes!"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Wembley Stadium!
Z.Z. Wop
with
Briefsteinachs Dreigeuback!
Upright Bass Rampage!
and Thrash Crusade!
| Chris's Beatbox Boy headlinin' in an all-star gig with ... The Wrist Shoots ... Free Ergot at the door! |
Husker Soo needs Bassist. We play rockabilly, heavily influenced by DJ Fresca, The Legendary Quahogs, and Lee's Rectangles. Contact Donato at 555-9062. | =*= The Butt Shoots =*= Will Be Appearing at These Fly Clubs: 6/14 A Street Corner In Main South 5/7 G. Willikers Family Restaurant |
Cheers,
joe