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Well-known Catfish Fact Number 1:
"Be the disruptive change you wish to see in the world."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, an eager student came upon a learned master by the river. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the laugh of a madman?" Said the master: "When the sunset is far from the rock, then there shall be stillness." With that, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe