Joe "Catfish" Provo's World-Wide-Weirdness

Sing it to the crazies
Sing it to the ladies
sing it to the aliens an' asteroids

-Cheese On Bread


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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Four-Hundred:
He played Stephen in MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc.'s showing (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

"If this crap keeps up, I'm going to drive over there, lop off heads and limbs, and BOWL people's SKULLS into their own BLOODY STUMPS."
- Joe Provo

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Singing Navel
 digital audio tape release party with ...
Girlies Down the Street

  ---  Chitown Stoh Coffee ---
Will Be Appearing at These Def Clubs:
1/2          Moe's 
8/12          Your Village's Bandstand 
Call 555-3756 for more info!

The UART Poots
 for their big Reunion Show with ...
Machine Guns for Lapdance
 ... Free Ergot at the door!
Call 555-4470 for tickets!

Magenta Sabbath
 bringin' down the roof with ...
Purple Liz
 ... Free Crystal from the Makers of Pepsi at the door!

Cheers,
joe