JZP's Frequently Transmogrifying Site

You get nothing back for all you save
Just eternity in a spacious grave

-Jim Carroll Band

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou froward sheep-biting barnacle, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou reeky jolthead, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology?

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I recommend you visit netcowboy and checking out New Ways Of Thinking.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Radical Dumptruck for Quahaug-Corps! 
From OS Walker, Inc.! 
In stores now! 
Scientist says "Just grab 'im in the biscuits!". 

Cheers,
joe