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What is FNORD? FNORD is the smell of last weeks date, still stuck in your nails.
Well-known Joe Fact Number 2:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I recommend checking out the online game Urban Dead and you visit Ben "Limey" Bennett.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | <<< Front 115 >>> Will Play at These Hip Auditoriums: 1/18 Moe's 4/10 KRAP's Studio 2/29 Mama Josie's | Boys 2 Babes shakin' the foundations with the masters of music: The Sadly Funky |
>>> Z.Z. Klop <<< Will Be Appearing at These Nice Pubs: 12/10 Reginald's Place 8/18 Moe's Call 555-6426 for more info! | Copper Morphs to Gold kickin' it one time old school with ... Whomping Dragonfly |
Cheers,
joe