Joe Provo's Freaky Junk

Critical thinking is patriotic.


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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number One:
He once interviewed Boston band You Shriek! on his late night radio show at WICN in Worcester Massachusetts.

"Your pink metronome heart pounds the beat of your own march to meaty death. NOW is all you've got so quit wasting it, you whiny apologists for the status quo."
- Joe Provo

I suggest you visit Current Weather Conditions in the CSL, the online game Lost , or Ian Heavens Memorial now.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   FEEL the Sheer *Blood-Chilling* TERROR of

  *** Galaxy of the Pagan Freaks from 20,000 Fathoms ***

   And For the First Time in America

   *** Doom of the Vampire Daka Trays ***

   Free Wet-naps will be given to Everyone in the first three rows!

Cheers,
joe