Joe's Transmogrifying Web Louou

Waiter there's a terrorist in my soup!

-LARD


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Little-known Catfish Fact Number 25:
He was born in Virginia, but has no accent.

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Might I suggest checking out Free Rice to maintain your vocabular while funding the UN World Food Program, NOW!

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss next weekend's "Legalize Tylenol" Benefit!

FIVE BANDS!
Frogs Having Sex
Mother Spork
Wood Transforms to Wood
Stapler Hand
SquirrelBone
 . . . with the vicious Lydia Lunch!

Live at The Iron Horse Pub!
 Purple Girly
 with
Immense Tool!
  Killing Raspberries!
    and Suppose Vine!

The Treatment
 performing for the first time with ...
Folks Lacking Shit-Kickers
 ... Free Seafood at the door!

Live at Denny's!
 Gweeping Navel
 with
2 Nif-T 2 Cease!
  Bullshit Imps!
    and Flunky See, Monkey Do!
Call 555-9752 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe