Crimson's Random Web lou-WOW!

I am a mighty tree in this obsidian forest.

-Tuxedomoon


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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou bawdy tickle-brained jolthead, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou gleeking fly-bitten hedge-pig, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Word-of-the-Moment:
Abalative

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Twelve:
He first met Martin Hannigan by rmgrouping an alt.fan.* group dedicated to Mr. Hannigan.

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Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One afternoon, a student was walking by a meadow when she came upon a wise master.
"Oh Master," said the student, "How can I come to know knowledge?"
Upon hearing this, the master hit the student with his hand.
Meditating hours on this, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe