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Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Six:
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I recommend that you hop over to Ian Heavens Memorial, Mikael Cardell, or Jack Jansen.
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Super Saver Special movie: You WON'T Want to Miss *** Torment of the Filipino Brood *** And don't miss Tor Johnson's last role in *** Mambo of the Amazon Pig Men *** BANNED in 3 Countries!
Cheers,
joe