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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 500:
"Your pink metronome heart pounds the beat of your own march to meaty death. NOW is all you've got so quit wasting it, you whiny apologists for the status quo."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest you visit Free Rice to maintain your vocabular while funding the UN World Food Program or visiting the Mid-Atlantic Infoshop right away!
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
"Goddess Is For Real." -- Spanish Nuclear Physicists Come Up With Undeniable proof.
Cheers,
joe