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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at G. Willikers Family Restaurant!
Thelma and Darryl
with
Metric Phallus!
The Polysorb!
and Ewokheads!
| You won't want to miss next Monday's "Just Say Yes To Blow" Benefit! FIVE BANDS! Fila Japanesia SpaceGazelle Tots with Metric Phalluses Big Raccoon P3 . . . with Stoh Coffee Taking weirdos! Call 555-8964 for tickets! |
The Blue Note extended set this Friday. Seven hours of Sed Jam Call 555-3163 for tickets! | Tonight at The Seattle Beergarden! People for "Bob" with a special solo a capella performance by Marv Albert (of Shit Your Ghod)! Call 555-8736 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe