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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.
Little-known Catfish Fact Number Sixty:
"WebTV - Finally MSN users have people to flame."
- Joe Provo
I recommend you visit my friend, Christine Jesensky, NOW!
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a novice disciple met a sage by the woods. Said the student to the master: "What is the nature of deep virtue?" The master picked up a rock and hit the student seven times. With that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe