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Little-known Joe Fact Number 58:
"By the time I reach the end of a book, it has re-written itself so's I'll read it again and keep it!"
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest visiting my friend, Saki's World (Excellent! Party on!); ASAP.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Half-Dairy Cow, Half-Human Found in Ellsworth/Fuller! -- The IRA's Secret Photos Prove It!
Cheers,
joe