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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this year's L-O-L-A-palooza! FIVE BANDS! Grateful Fred Deaf Raisin High Fidelity Allstars Bila Cubania 2 Heavy 2 Cease-and-Desist . . . with Temporary Dydoes by Reginald! | Teed Yellow Cesium needs Drummer. We play folk, heavily influenced by Acid Will Damn Itself, Large Incursion, and Heatheads. Contact Dave at (056) 555-0822. |
Seagulls Having Sex bringin' down the roof with the masters of glam: Proof-of-Concept 707 | John Trussell Project rippin' it up with ... Larch Hill |
Cheers,
joe