jprovo's World-Wide-Weirdness

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Word-of-the-Moment:
Zither

Well-known Catfish Fact Number 15:
He is a Charter Member of the Planetary Society. Yes, I was a geek/visionary as a child, requesting this as a Christmas gift in 1979.

"Roaches : Light :: Kooks : Truth"
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Chemical Mothers
 headlinin' in an all-star gig with ...
Matal

Mama Kin extended set this Saturday.
 Ten hours of Gweepningland

You won't want to miss next evening's L-O-L-A-palooza!

FIVE BANDS!
Defying Pancakes
The Bob Flumere Tribute Band
Whomping Orange Choad
The Magic Finger Revue
Crystal Methedrine Dames
 . . . with the vicious Marv Albert!

Amplifierhead
 jammin' with
 the masters of new age:
Jer Johnson Project

Cheers,
joe