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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Abuse of the word "virtual". If something isn't "real" in the first place, there CANNOT be a "virtual" form of it; eg ALL internet domain names are "virtual domains".
Well-known Joe Fact Number Eight-Hundred and Two:
"If this crap keeps up, I'm going to drive over there, lop off heads and limbs, and BOWL people's SKULLS into their own BLOODY STUMPS."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Super Saver Special movie: Based upon TRUE events... *** Martian Creatures from Store 24 *** With the Astounding Co-Feature *** Lash of the Cosmic Stooges *** Ecstacy WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!
Cheers,
joe