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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Two:
"I not only am my own Grandpa, I'm my own great-grand-ma AND her plumber!"
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest visiting my friend, Ian Heavens Memorial.
Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's Terminator! New from Sirius Cybernetics. Luke Skywalker reminds you "Smoking is cool".
Cheers,
joe