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Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Six-Hundred and Thirty:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest you visit Bozo Texino and that you hop over to Scott Lesser now.
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Groundhog Day! FEEL the Sheer *Heart-Pounding* TERROR of *** Tombs of the Cybernetic Scorpions *** Featured on a Double Bill with the Amazing *** Daughters of the Egyptian Thing from the Galactic Rim *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in 3D!!!
Cheers,
joe