Joe Provo's World-Wide-Weirdness

The best drinkin's under th'table
we all get there eventually.

-Jim Tyrrell


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou errant fool-born lewdster, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou bootless tardy-gaited mammet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Verb usage of the noun "architect". An architect plans and designs structures and generally is in charge of their construction.

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 40:
He has been a UN*X systems and IP network consultant since 1990.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Bean Sprouts and Vinegar Can Cure Pneumonia, Brain Worm, and Arthritis!

Cheers,
joe