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I am a mighty tree in this obsidian forest.

-Tuxedomoon


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Pass the Lord, and Praise the Ammunition!

Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Ten:
He can speak with authority when he says the Anarchist's Cookbook is a piece of COINTELPRO crap. He was left a copy in a friend's will.

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Voicemail to Laura
 rippin' it up with
 the masters of waltz:
Petunias on Pseudo-Ephedrine
Call  (445) 555-3373 for tickets!

Astro Subs extended set this Friday.
 Nine hours of 101 Nation

Guys Sans Scarves
 performing for the first time in America with ...
StingProngs
 ... Free Caffeine at the door!

Live at Stonehenge!
 The M.C. Fresh Cold G Organization
 with
The Mighty Mighty Rosstones!
  The Wastebasket Underground!
    and The Whyte Bogdanoviches!

Cheers,
joe