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Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Fifty:
"Those who would give up Accuracy in data, to purchase a little increase Speed of delivery, deserve neither Accuracy nor Speed."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | G. Willikers Family Restaurant extended set this Friday. Five hours of Folks Lacking Coats | Live at The Centrum!
Stoppy
with
Detroit Opera Works!
Livid Tool!
and Chemical Nieces!
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Playing a benefit concert, "Brown BlowFungi" with C&C Metal Factory The Joe Provo Tribute Band and Cesium Transforms to Lead Call (424) 555-2482 for tickets! | You won't want to miss next weekend's Richard Gere Awareness Festival! FIVE BANDS! The Mighty NOStones Overwomen for "Bob" Beelzebub's Lute Installer Gnobert's Milking Machine People for The Easter Bunny . . . with Temporary Tattoos by Madonna! |
Cheers,
joe