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Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Eighty:
"No one is OK. There are no gods, demons, or souls. There is nothing but today. The world is not and never was "safe". Believing in things is mental illness. The electrochemical system which defines 'you' is the entirety of your body, not just the brainbox. Humans are organic robots with the illusion of free will. Consciousness arose from conversation. Memory is mythology. You are your own chains. Time is the only resource which is truly one's own. Every person's perceived reality is individual and false."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest that you hop over to the Pitch Drop Experiment live webcam or checking out the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at Mama Kin! Mauve Beltane with a special solo acoustic performance by Thelonius Flunk (of Voove Division)! | You won't want to miss next weekend's "Just Say No To Human Ashes" Benefit! FIVE BANDS! Dreizeubstuertuermienachs Tzeuwachachs Good Ol'land Magic Finger Art Rock Might Destroy Itself (U.K.) Joy Army . . . with Beelzebub making Pearl Harbors |
Margo in Hoods needs Emax-player. We play metal, heavily influenced by Jiggle the Man in Black, The Cleveland Screwers, and Flesh Eating Smartfood. Contact Thelma at (190) 555-4786. | Tonight at Your Village's Bandstand! Wed Can Dance with a special solo Stoh Coffee-induced performance by Paul McCartney (of The Surfing Coals)! |
Cheers,
joe