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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Machines that don't behave when you kick them.
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Seven:
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a student encountered a master by the road. The student approached the master, and said: "How do I experience complete wisdom?" Said the master: "When the solitude is away from the child, then there shall be health." After puzzling over this for days, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe