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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number 6000:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Go check out Saki's World!
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | United for the first time on stage, "Tenacious I" with Shot Concierges Beelzebub's Raisin and Bila Texania | Whaley Lads headlinin' in an all-star gig with the masters of techno: The Nose Harp Fucknut |
The Yo Yo Ma Project fulfilling their contractual agreement with the masters of trip-hop: DJ Hip Hurricane and the Stupid Mister | Sound Person, looking for gigs. Experienced in big band, opera, and swing. I like thrash, especially Teed Red Nooners. Call Reginald at (138) 555-6677. |
Cheers,
joe