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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a seeker was walking by the stream when he spied a master. The student approached the master, and said: "How do I make deep virtue?" Said the master: "When the justice is like the quiet, then there shall be peace." After puzzling over this for days, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
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joe