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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Fifty-Two:
"Cisco makes a great swiss army knife. Unfortunately you never know which way the blade will open."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Low Budget Movie Fans! SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Mark of the Psycho Hypnotists *** With that lovable Lil' Shoggie! Also *** Hands of the Brain Eating Vampires *** You May Not Be Able to Watch!
Cheers,
joe