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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Elm Park!
Common Cold
with
Swat!
UnderneathPlanet!
and DJ Ginseng!
| Live at Assumption College!
Credible Mouse
with
HSNAE!
German Industrial Giants: Kaltwankach Untertuermstuerspanstein!
and Monster Mosquitoey!
|
You won't want to miss next evening's Lollapalooza! FIVE BANDS! White X-Day Dreisteinglauben Altzeubscheissuchsstuerseneuch TooverChronic Arp Uvula Thievery Fleet . . . with a chance to see Ben Goodwin swallow Seven Great White Sharks live! | Massive Onslaught ripping the roof off with ... Ronald Reagan's Dildo |
Cheers,
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