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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Eighty-Eight:
"Shoggoth-i-os? The great taste of amorphous blob - NOW in a CAN!"
- Joe Provo
I suggest checking out the online game Urban Dead and you visit Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm now.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for New Year's! SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Dungeon of the Giant Freaks *** And don't miss Judy Garland's last role in *** Curse of the Wanton Warriors *** NO ONE will be Admitted During the Last three Minutes!
Cheers,
joe