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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Twelve:
"I stink so deliciously, instead of bugs, hummingbirds are attracted - and they fly away DRUNK!"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Dudes Without Knickers takin' the stage with ... Soul Crusade ... Free Bath Salts at the door! | Wednesday January 31st -- LIVE at The Mad Raven It's Gray-Purple Acne .. with special guests 11 Lashings From Joel Robinson |
Brain-Dead Cops needs Guitarist. We play gospel, heavily influenced by Polycarbonate Prong, New Wave Would Fuck Itself, and Engineers. Contact Billy Bob at 555-9640. | Playing their last show this evening - M.C. Soopa-Rad with Enraged Teens and Iggy's Fishhook!! |
Cheers,
joe