Joe "Crimson" Provo's Shifty Web Stuff

A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou bootless gleeking rump-fed canker-blossom, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou impertinent flirt-gill, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Word-of-the-Moment:
Zither is a fun word: ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzithththththththter. Zither.

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Eleven:
He ran the first WWW server at WPI in 1993. It started out on a CS machine, migrated to the CCC machines, and became a term project for a pilot interdisciplinary course.

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I recommend visiting the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company, Free Rice to maintain your vocabular while funding the UN World Food Program, or the web-based online game Urban Dead.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Retro... 
 From A Galaxy Far, Far Away... 
   the latest in Atari's Junkie Gang line ...
       Gilligan! 

Cheers,
joe