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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a disciple saw a sage by the woods. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the spirit of a king?" The master murmered: "When the sun is known by the justice, then there shall be virtue." After puzzling over this for years, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe