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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Fools who can't use turn signals when driving.
Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Fourteen:
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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.
Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's Wonky Cap'n Kirk Farts! New, from Atari.
Cheers,
joe