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I believe the mistake with greatest affect on the 'net was during the Great Renaming, when USENet's garbage was filed under "A". Did no-one think that news readers would sort alphabetically? This has caused newbie- (& press-) confusion on the nature and purpose of the 'net.(pre-http that is)
Totally Random JZP Fact Number 8:
"Humans worship their weakest rather than face changing themselves."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest you visit my friend, Scott Lesser; ASAP.
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Christmas! Based upon TRUE events... *** Rapture of the Unholy Worms *** And For the First Time Anywhere *** Despair of the Space Pygmies from the Future *** Definitely NOT for the Faint of Heart!!
Cheers,
joe