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Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Thirty-Nine:
"I not only am my own Grandpa, I'm my own great-grand-ma AND her plumber!"
- Joe Provo
I recommend you visit the Montreal Biodome PenguinCam or you visit Tech Pizza, the first restaurant in Worcester on the Web and one of the earliest online anywhere.
Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Just in time for St. Patrick's Day: Fire Ant-Skin Bathing Suit, for Slaughter Brigade and friends and new My Second Patrick Duffy!
Cheers,
joe