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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Grateful Bed fulfilling their contractual agreement with ... Big War | Appearing for one time only this Friday - Cleveland Monk Super-Stars with Opera Rage and Cold Division!! Call 555-2843 for tickets! |
You won't want to miss this evening's WTLA Fundraiser! FIVE BANDS! Guitarists United Protesting Windows NT Toothbrushhead Flesh Eating Tapioca Pudding Chemical Nephews Grateful Wed . . . with Gnobert hosting the Sex Olympics! | Druid kickin' it one time old school with ... The Serum |
Cheers,
joe