"Catfish" Joe's Often Rotating Crap

I said, everybody falls down

-Throwing Muses


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou bootless boil-brained minnow, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou dissembling motley-minded death-token, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who think the "L" in HTML stands for "Layout". It doesn't.

Little-known Catfish Fact Number 54:
He was crimson at wpi.edu from 1989 to 1997.

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

You'll wait in line for Seasons for:
 Bass Drum for Appalachian Mr. Rodgers!
From Yoyodyne's Dog-Family line. 
Some assembly required.  

Cheers,
joe