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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Wednesday September 22nd -- LIVE at The Middle East It's Evil Geniuses United Against Homelessness .. with special guests Gweeping Kiwi | Baby Men's Deaf Emporium fulfilling their contractual obligation with ... Great White Shark Randee Call 555-6547 for tickets! |
Tonight at Becker College! Judas Father with a special solo folky performance by M.C. Escher (of Jer Johnson and the Landscapers)! | Live at Jake & Earl's Roadhouse!
Questioning Blackberries
with
Heissspanachs Briefwanktuermwort!
DJ Super-Massive!
and Elephants Having Sex!
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Cheers,
joe