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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Three:
"Good Engineering dictates that simple ways to avoid problems from occuring is better than having to solve problems that have occured."
- Joe Provo
I suggest checking out Ben "Limey" Bennett and you visit Scott Lesser; ASAP.
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to a Theatre NEAR YOU! DON'T MISS this Scary Feature! *** Mutilation of the Ghastly WACCC Workers *** And For the First Time on the Continent *** Mambo of the Spooky Spiders from the Far Side of the Sun *** Nicotine WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!
Cheers,
joe