JZP's Updating World-Wide-Weirdness

An eye for an eye
A tooth for a tooth
and anyway I told the truth
and I'm not afraid to die.

-Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds


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Totally Random JZP Fact Number Seven:
He builds systems and network by the Tao.

"Please don't jump into Conclusion Chasm without checking into Hotel Reality first."
- Joe Provo

I suggest checking out the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tonight at BioSphere!
 Thunder Orange Cock
 with a special solo a capella performance by
Ben Goodwin (of Squirrel Navy)!

MP3 release party this weekend - 
The Shrill Functions 
with Chemical Hoodang 
and The Yellou Smiths!!

Live at The Gweepdome!
 Wet Programmers
 with
Girlies Down the Street!
  The Cleveland Smashers!
    and Preacher Blue!

Tonight at Moe's!
 Happiness Squad
 with a special solo hypnotic performance by
Ozzy Osbourne (of The Artist Formerly Known as Elton John)!

Cheers,
joe