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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | ### Massiveland ### Are Scheduled To Play at These Phat Stages: 5/9 The Espresso Bar 3/4 The Espresso Bar Call 555-7631 for more info! | You won't want to miss this Autumn's Smallpox Benefit! FIVE BANDS! German Industrial Giants: Neuienen Apzenzeit The Good Ol' Nieces Steinburger Rage Stomach Sax Rich Dames on Goofballs . . . with Freakshow on the Fifth stage |
Overwomen for "Bob" performing for the first time in America with ... Girls 2 Chicks ... Free Ecstacy at the door! | Dead Sioux Thrashers tearin' it up with the masters of trip-hop: Chemical Aunts Call (756) 555-2687 for tickets! |
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