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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of "EU" to mean anything other than the European Union. Especially bad for ISPs who use it to mean "end user".
Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Eight:
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I suggest visiting Jack Jansen or you visit Bill Marr's Survey Central.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Giant Meteor Will Destroy Nutrasweet Beach, Florida in Fifty-Three Days. -- Don Ross Blames El Nino!
Cheers,
joe