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Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One afternoon, a student spied a learned master by the temple. "Oh Master," said the student, "How do I make insight?" The master answered: "As the river is overcome by the sun, so is sky understood by the water." In that moment, novice student became the sage.
Cheers,
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