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Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Two-Hundred:
"Do what you love as work and then you'll hate it and no longer have a hobby."
- Joe Provo
I suggest checking out Ben "Limey" Bennett and visiting the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc..
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a student spied a learned master by the marketplace. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the nature of justice?" The master answered: "What is the stone without the sky?" Meditating days on this, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe