Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.
Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!
If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou saucy doghearted bladder, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou impertinent unchin-snouted minnow, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.
Well-known Joe Fact Number Sixty:
???OTHERQUOTES???
I suggest visiting some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome. and visiting Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again... before it is too late.
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Bongo-player, looking for an opening. Experienced in gospel, country, and opera. I like avant-garde, especially They Could Be Deery. Call Steve at (121) 555-9424. | Performing for the first time in America this year - SooFoo Dolls with Triangular Robots and Painful Grudge Match!! Call 555-6959 for tickets! |
Tonight at KEVS's Studio! Hissing Happy Hamsters with a special solo acoustic performance by Iggy Pop (of Memos to Reginald)! | Elbowpit Fart-player, looking to play out. Experienced in dub, disco, and opera. I like rhythm&blues, especially Proppy. Call Dave at 555-7585. |
Cheers,
joe