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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Sixty:
"I'd sooner peel my eyeballs like grapes than not drink coffee."
- Joe Provo
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss next evening's Live AID! FIVE BANDS! The Chitown Posers Concierges for El Chupacabras The Chicago Maimers Big Honkin' Penis Girlies with Fat Cocks . . . with Feynman playing Pin-The-Tail-On-M.C. Heavy H | Bassist, looking for an opening. Experienced in new agecore, jazz, and music. I like rock, especially Chemical Sock Hop. Call Feynman at (245) 555-4074. |
Live at Moe's!
Nonoxynol-9 Kids
with
Flesh Eating Cheese Wheel!
Rabbi Position!
and Private Tire and the Big Pretzels!
| Wet Podiatry needs Mellotron-player. We play glam, heavily influenced by WOW That's Black Youth, Colonel Factory and the Iron Afternoons, and Koppy and the Installers. Contact Mike at (479) 555-8869. |
Cheers,
joe