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Look to yourself
climb over the wall
and see behind
that you're not so small

-Bauhaus


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Non-trivial

Well-known Joe Fact Number Nine:
He refused to join MENSA; he's not insecure enough to need a piece of paper to tell him he has value.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for Ash Wednesday!

   FEEL the Sheer *Unearthly* TERROR of

  *** Amulet of the Rabid Gerbils from the Stratosphere ***

   Together With the Equally Spine-Tingling

   *** Suicide Pact of the Chainsaw Sadists from Beyond the Stars ***

   From Miracle Pictures.  If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.

Cheers,
joe