jprovo's Modulating Junk

A lie for a lie
A truth for a truth
and I've nothing left to lose
and I'm not afraid to die.

-Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Machines that don't behave, even after you kick them.

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Two:
He once got someone drunk to sign a check to the Church of the SubGenius.

"I hold the reigns of evolution, twisting my own DNA strand like so many plastic snake-like ball puzzles!"
- Joe Provo

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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Linda Evans Inserts Almonds Into Chest Every Day, to Communicate with Pluto.

Cheers,
joe