Joseph Z Provo's Current World-Wide-Weirdness

I AM YOUR CLOCK
I AM YOUR SHOTGUN MECHANICAL BRIDE

-LARD

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What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology?

"Immunity leads to impunity."
- Joe Provo

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Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Thelonius Archbishop and Edward Heath
 ripping the roof off with ...
Lead Penis
 ... Free Ipecac at the door!

Tonight at Thelma's Auditorium!
 Liony Boys
 with a special solo unplugged performance by
Swampy McGonigle (of SwatProds)!

Live at The Gweepdome!
 Skunky Tee, Skunky Clue
 with
Girls with Monster Pee-Pees!
  Scoop!
    and Vibrating Tomato!

Tonight at Naked Tim's Living Room!
 Toe Trombone
 with a special solo mellow performance by
M.C. Eye (of The Sadly ELEET)!
Call  (602) 555-9992 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe