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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "herbal" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "an herbal supplement" or "an herbal remedy", but "an herbal" by itself is meaningless. An herbal WHAT?
Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Eight-Hundred:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Headlining an all ages show this evening - SiouxSioux Dolls with AtPlanet and Knee Telecaster!! | United for the last time on stage, "Metric Whale" with Werewolf Style The Mighty Mighty Mighty VOStones and F-huge Sharky Call (078) 555-2142 for tickets! |
You won't want to miss this Spring's Tick Awareness Festival! FIVE BANDS! Bold Great White Shark Honkin' Cock Robert Kennedy's Foot-long Double Dong Fast Imps On the Block Monster Gopher . . . with Interpretive Dance by William S. Burroughs | Thursday April 18th -- LIVE at Flood Control Dam #3 It's Chicken Pox .. with special guests Smashing Fritos |
Cheers,
joe