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Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 900:
"A ringing phone is a message from Porlock, whose sole purpose is to derail anything on which you are working and demand immediate attention."
- Joe Provo
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One cold afternoon, a student encountered an old master by the river. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the nature of peace?" The master answered: "As the solitude is covered with the river, so is silence near the river." In that moment, the seeker became the master.
Cheers,
joe