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Fools who can't use turn signals when driving.
Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Thirty:
"Using the network to swat Windows flaws is like having your arms amputated instead of washing your hands."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Store Twenty-Four On Highland extended set this Saturday. Two hours of OffGlobe Call (986) 555-3976 for tickets! | Lieutenant Hammer U Duo LP release party with ... Medicine Underground ... Free Rogaine at the door! |
Thursday August 6th -- LIVE at Flood Control Dam #3 It's Deaf Cops .. with special guests The Violin Installer | Bringin' down the roof, "Detachable Choad" with HippoBone Loop Gazelley Deer and the Family Stalactite and Blue Donato |
Cheers,
joe