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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Twenty-Two:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One morning, an eager student was walking by a large tree when he met an old master. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the nature of complete joy?" The master murmered: "What is the compassion without the wheel?" Meditating days on this, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe