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"Spam is what happens when greed eclipses common sense."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One morning, a novice student saw a sage by a meadow. The student humbly said, "What is the nature of insight?" The master answered: "What is the rain without the stone?" In that moment, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe