JZP's Heroic Web Louou

I AM YOUR CLOCK
I AM YOUR SHOTGUN MECHANICAL BRIDE

-LARD


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou currish plume-plucked lout, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou impertinent half-faced pignut, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Little-known Catfish Fact Number 60:
He worked at a small movie theatre in Williamsburg, Virginia in the summer of 1989.

"IP-based solutions which scale are always indirection (mapping) or encapsulations (layering)."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest checking out netcowboy and checking out real anarchist literature at Spunk Library.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

"HAAAAAAAAAAM," Claims Bill Clinton.

Cheers,
joe