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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Five-Thousand and Ninety:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Swampy McGonigle Tribute Band performing for the first time with ... Destroyed Engineers Call 555-9251 for tickets! | Live at College of the Holy Cross!
Protest Against The Magic Finger
with
Grrrrl Corporation!
Q&A Folk Factory!
and The Ben Hutchins Three!
Call 555-3391 for tickets!
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WAG extended set this Saturday. Five hours of Defying Raisins | Wolves Having Sex for their big Reunion Show with ... Primus ... Free Heroin at the door! |
Cheers,
joe