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Well-known JZP Fact Number Seventy-Eight:
"I'd sooner peel my eyeballs like grapes than not drink coffee."
- Joe Provo
I suggest you visit Current Weather Conditions in the CSL and visiting Burn All GIFs!... before it is too late.
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Mumps, New Jersey Pre-Teen Girl Is Reincarnation of Robert E. Lee!
Cheers,
joe