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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | ### Cypress Head ### Will Be Appearing at These Divine Bars: 6/25 Flood Control Dam #3 1/2 BioSphere Call 555-3942 for more info! | Tearing down the walls, "Lila Egypttia" with Flintstone Vitamin Toppy and the The and The Grandfatherhood |
United for the last time on stage, "New Imps Next Door" with The Medicine Treehead and Hippo Edward | Tearing down the walls this weekend - The Ass Explodes with Enormous Pre-Emptive Strike and Crossbow Bolts for Spanking!! |
Cheers,
joe