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Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Four-Hundred:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for New Year's! SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Vault of the Vampire Farmers *** Together With the Equally Scary *** Throbbing Worms from Beyond the Grave *** You May Not Be Able to Watch!
Cheers,
joe