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I believe the mistake with greatest affect on the 'net was during the Great Renaming, when USENet's garbage was filed under "A". Did no-one think that news readers would sort alphabetically? This has caused newbie- (& press-) confusion on the nature and purpose of the 'net.(pre-http that is)
Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Two-Hundred and Two:
"Of course in the post Xday world, the ONLY useful currency will be ours. The "Bob" Buck, Slack Silver, Connie Crown, and Yeti Yen will be the only thing accepted by Xist bankers (other than Pink pelts, though that is a bit rustic...)"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Festering Noses playing a benefit concert with ... Googie Call (172) 555-4660 for tickets! | Live at Assumption College!
Nick Danger Project
with
Cameron's Sines!
Imps Left at the Next Light!
and Big Huge Worcester Grey Wang!
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Tearin' it up, "Prophecy Heart " with Rather Put Out Lemon Curry DJ Soopa-Mighty and the Fly Princess and The Liz Phair Project Call 555-6864 for tickets! | Live at Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel!
Thunder Enema
with
Stapler!
Painful Grudge Match!
and Nut!
Call 555-6527 for tickets!
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Cheers,
joe