Joe "Crimson" Provo's Transforming Web Page

Did you know that there is only one 15 letter word in the English language that can be spelled without repeating a letter? That word is "uncopyrightable".


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou vain barnacle, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou bawdy skainsmate, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Little-known Joe Fact Number Sixty:
He has been a UN*X systems and IP network consultant since 1990.

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Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Iggy's Big Wrist
 rockin' out with
 the masters of rock:
The Rolling Knuckles
Call  (786) 555-4744 for tickets!

The Iron Horse Pub extended set this Thursday.
 Five hours of Duchess Vincent Forge
Call 555-3562 for tickets!

Shoot Your Lawyer
 headlinin' in an all-star gig with ...
Buffalo Style
Call 555-3131 for tickets!

Parallelogram
 kickin' it one time old school with ...
Cooks for "Bob"
 ... Free Psilocybin at the door!

Cheers,
joe