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I recommend you visit my friend, Jer Johnson (He's huge!); ASAP.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One afternoon, a young student met a master by the river. The student approached the master, and said: "How do I learn goodness?" The master murmered: "As the motion is over the breath, so is fig separate from the silence." At that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe