Joe "Catfish" Provo's Updating World-Wide-Weirdness

Kidnapping by any other name is still kidnapping.


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "botanical" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "a botanical specimen" or "have botanical elements" but there is no way a product can contain "botanicals".

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 71:
He converted H Mackeirnan to the Church of the SubGenius for the sole purpose of having H's buy-in on producing the World Premiere of Brooks Carruthers' play Killing "Bob". It worked.

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss next weekend's WPI Quadfest!

FIVE BANDS!
Blowjobs For The Great Pumpkin
606 Nation
Dead The Enema Function
Swan Style
Rhonda's Big Butthole
 . . . with S&M Ties available at the concessions!
Call 555-2974 for tickets!

DJ Super-KRad and the Fresh Madame
 performing for the first time in America with ...
Druid

707 Nation
 appearing for one time only with ...
Uzis for Lapdance
 ... Free Tylenol at the door!
Call 555-1535 for tickets!

Tonight at Kirkland Cafe!
 Crush Big Brothers
 with a special solo unplugged performance by
Bob Flumere (of Z.Z. Kop)!

Cheers,
joe