Joe's Junk

Eripuit caelo fulmen sceptrumque tyrannis.

-Turgot

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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Three-Hundred:
He was highly active in alt.config in the early 1990s.

"Immunity leads to impunity."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest visiting my friend, Jer Johnson (He's huge!)... before it is too late.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

New from Mattel Corp!
 Burping Parking Garage Playset, for Scab Sanitation Engineer Brigade line 
   and new Mutant Lieutenant Destruction! 
 
For ages four and up.

Cheers,
joe