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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Women with giant handbags carried over their shoulder with no sense of how much space the are using. On public transit, especially.
Totally Random Joe Fact Number Ten:
"I hold the reigns of evolution, twisting my own DNA strand like so many plastic snake-like ball puzzles!"
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
The latest from Lockheed-Martin! Retro Puce Rayon Suit for Uhura Brigade! May cause discoloration of carpets, furniture and pets.
Cheers,
joe