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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "botanical" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "a botanical specimen" or "have botanical elements" but there is no way a product can contain "botanicals".
Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 71:
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss next weekend's WPI Quadfest! FIVE BANDS! Blowjobs For The Great Pumpkin 606 Nation Dead The Enema Function Swan Style Rhonda's Big Butthole . . . with S&M Ties available at the concessions! Call 555-2974 for tickets! | DJ Super-KRad and the Fresh Madame performing for the first time in America with ... Druid |
707 Nation appearing for one time only with ... Uzis for Lapdance ... Free Tylenol at the door! Call 555-1535 for tickets! | Tonight at Kirkland Cafe! Crush Big Brothers with a special solo unplugged performance by Bob Flumere (of Z.Z. Kop)! |
Cheers,
joe