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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | <<< Kila Armenia >>> Will Play at These Groovy Studios: 7/26 Naked Tim's Living Room 3/16 Elm Park Call 555-3484 for more info! | Tonight at Zyrah's Pub! Green Sabbath with a special solo folky performance by Captain Yo Mama (of The Artists Formerly Known as the Kool Boys)! Call 555-7810 for tickets! |
Tearing down the walls this year - Grandfather Tommy Gun with Kill the Lawyers and The Fluegelhorn Buffalo!! | Tonight at The Village Vanguard! SMTP128 with a special solo acoustic performance by Marv Albert (of Big Whomping Great White Shark)! |
Cheers,
joe