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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "graphical" when "graphic" is more than adequate. "Graphic" is ALREADY an adjectival form; don't re-adjective it beyond the use within the loathesome acronym "GUI".
Little-known Crimson Fact Number Seventeen:
"When I strike a match, a thousand forest fires END!"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Elephanteye the Flesh Eating Elephant needs Keyboardist. We play sound, heavily influenced by Seital, The Mixing Guts, and Kids 2 Kids. Contact Cleo at 555-0332. | Live at MIT!
Noah Vawter's Function
with
Husker Koo!
The AEJ Band!
and Cogitate Shrub!
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Grudge Match Against The VCR jammin' with ... Fila Japanesia ... Free Speed at the door! Call 555-7378 for tickets! | Performing for the first time in America, "Sonic Nooner" with Iggy Pop Project Intend Sapling and BatBone |
Cheers,
joe