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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Atlanta Glam Cauldron needs Sound Woman. We play art rock, heavily influenced by The Artists Formerly Known as the Stooges, Zerle Jam, and Blast the Men in Black. Contact Madonna at 555-1843. | Maiming Blackberries headlinin' in an all-star gig with the masters of fusion: NastyTones |
DJ Super-Scrumpdillicious and the Rad Overlord needs Vocalist. We play beat, heavily influenced by Anosmic Lawyers, DJ Bitchin' Beat, and Roger's Immense Eyebrow. Contact Iggy at 555-2508. | Live at The Village Vanguard!
Overwomen for "Bob"
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