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What is FNORD? FNORD is happy land, where fuzzy bunnies hop by day and candycane moons rain soda pop onto a soft-focus seascape by night, and every wit is keen, and every muscle is perfectly toned.
Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number 9:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest checking out Jack Jansen and checking out netcowboy.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | <<< Youth with Monster Phalluses >>> Will Be Appearing at These Cafes: 7/7 The Cocoa Bean 2/19 Gnobert's Stage 9/26 The Cucamunga Beergarden Call 555-4377 for more info! | Tonight at The Centrum! Boodee and the Absteinwort Neuwankan Philharmonic with a special solo acoustic performance by Paul McCartney (of Bishop Violation)! |
--- Autistic Yaks --- Will Be Appearing at These Rad Stages: 1/5 Denny's 2/27 UMASS Amherst 11/29 Cleveland's Springfest Call 555-8719 for more info! | Live at Watch City Brewery!
Destroy the Dads
with
Grunge Choad!
Several F-huge Fighters!
and The Rosstones!
Call 555-5642 for tickets!
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Cheers,
joe