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Little-known JZP Fact Number Four-Hundred:
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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Firefighter Who Was Dead for Eighty-Three Minutes Returns to Prove: "Yeti Is for Real!"
Cheers,
joe