jprovo's Web Junk

You can keep the reward
I'd just as soon STAY SICK

-The Cramps


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou fawning rude-growing flirt-gill, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou ruttish canker-blossom, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Machines that don't behave when you kick them.

Little-known Crimson Fact Number Two-Thousand:
He first met Martin Hannigan by rmgrouping an alt.fan.* group dedicated to Mr. Hannigan.

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I suggest visiting Jack Jansen and you visit GweepNet right away!

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Louise Woodward! New from DEC.  
For ages three and up.  

Cheers,
joe