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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Eighty:
"When I look out over a lawn, the grasses grow and shrink to even up!"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Artist Formerly Known as Steve Reeves headlinin' in an all-star gig with ... The Landscaper Tribute Band ... Free Tab at the door! | The Espresso Bar extended set this Friday. Ten hours of The VCR Posse |
Tonight at Flood Control Dam #3! The VOStones with a special solo a capella performance by Lou Reed (of The Grandmotherhood)! | Cocaine Youth takin' the stage with the masters of rap: The Mighty Rosstones |
Cheers,
joe