jprovo's Unfolding Web Pages

Cold beer will cure a cold.

-Sparks


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou spleeny milk-livered barnacle, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou yeasty milk-livered hugger-mugger, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Little-known Crimson Fact Number 72:
He produced MW Repertory Theatre's showing of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

"Reorgs that undervalue continuity are doomed to recreate mundane functions."
- Joe Provo

I suggest visiting Current Weather Conditions in the CSL... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

New from KidCo!
 Flute for Roaring 20's Godzilla!
From Lockheed-Martin, Ltd.'s Happy Fun Ball series. 

Cheers,
joe