Joe "Catfish" Provo's Shifty Page

It's so easy to hate
It takes strength to be gentle and kind

-The Smiths


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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Fifty-Two:
He does any and everything under the auspices of the Church of the SubGenius. Even the stuff the Church tells him not to do.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Limited Edition... 
 From Downtown... 
   the latest in Fisher-Price's Lion-Bunch series ...
       Henrietta Pussycat! 

Cheers,
joe