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- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Gweepdome's big screen: FEEL the Sheer *Scary* TERROR of *** Village of the Lost Bikers *** And don't miss Rock Hudson's last role in *** Clench of the Hillbilly Playmates *** BANNED in 10 Countries!
Cheers,
joe