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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of the term "home page". It is the start start page for any given browser configuration, not your company's web site.
Well-known Catfish Fact Number One-Thousand and Ninety:
"Unless adherence is automated, a standard is useless."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest visiting Mikael Cardell and you visit the online game Urban Dead.
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
This Month's Hottest Toy! Cattle-prod for My Third Mitchell!! From Mattel, Ltd.'s Prawn-Corps line. It's the toy you play with in your Pocket!
Cheers,
joe