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-Bauhaus


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Sloppiness.

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Seven:
He kissed his ass goodbye on X-day. That's the SubGenius doomsday/salavtion that was on July 5th 1998. He laughed all the way to the saucers.

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I recommend that you hop over to my friend, Jack Jansen.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   Experience the *Action-Packed* terror of

  *** Secrets of the Decrepit Pig Men ***

   With the Blood-Chilling Co-Feature

   *** Wasteland of the Wanton Damned ***

   You'll SHUDDER at the UNBELIEVABLE Spectacle!!

Cheers,
joe