Joseph Z Provo's Transmogrifying Web Page

I don't wanna pull that plow!
I wwant to east a straw hat!

-King Kong


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou reeky plume-plucked whey-face, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou beslubbering shard-borne horn-beast, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

GLOW POP!
GLOP WOP!
PLOG POW!
PLOP GOW!
WOG POLP!
WOP GOLP!

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Two:
He has never tried to kill ANYONE with a forklift.

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Nazi Struck By Lightning -- Sixteen Times.

Cheers,
joe