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| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | =#= Epileptic Tapirs =#= Are Scheduled To Play at These Groovy Cafes: 8/5 The Espresso Bar 6/16 The Watch City Brewery and Grille Call 555-4459 for more info! | -#- Pissed Boys -#- Will Be Appearing at These Tremendous Studios: 8/14 Wembley Stadium 3/17 Nashville's Winterfest Call 555-2857 for more info! |
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