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Word-of-the-Moment:
Maso-christ (see this)
Little-known Catfish Fact Number 101:
"Some people can't get out of the way of their own shit."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest visiting Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Wednesday April 6th -- LIVE at Altamont Speedway It's Hoop Whaley Elephant .. with special guests Fucking Cherries | The Nashville Pissers tearin' it up with the masters of glam: Doove Orchestra |
=*= Hand Guns for Lapdance =*= Will Play at These Auditoriums: 3/6 The Blue Note 10/13 Foxboro Stadium 9/8 Red Rocks 8/11 Assumption College 5/1 Your Village's Bandstand 5/5 Durgin Hall 11/23 Altamont Speedway 12/13 J.J. Coopers Call 555-1183 for more info! | Live at The RamRod!
Metal Disruption
with
Rug Rats Next Door!
BetweenWorld!
and The Yo Yo Ma Experience!
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Cheers,
joe