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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number 200:
Rev. Ivan Stang owes him three undelivered issues of the Stark First of Removal, and has since 198-mumble.

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Groove Society
 rippin' it up with
 the masters of sound:
Cooks

Bringin' down the roof this weekend - 
M.C. Jazzy Bitchin' 
with Paisley Tuberculosis 
and Mill Band!!

Ripping the roof off, "Big Big Dragonfly"
 with
These Will Be Feral
F-huge Crime
 and Shit Cops
Call 555-9989 for tickets!

For their big Reunion Show this weekend - 
Beatbox Gut  
with The Nick Danger Nine 
and Dope Anteater!!
Call 555-8394 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe