Catfish's Transforming Web Pages

You live your life like love's on ration - where's the passion?

-Fad Gadget


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou bootless ill-breeding pignut, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou puking puttock, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Word-of-the-Moment:
Obligatory

Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Sixteen:
He does any and everything under the auspices of the Church of the SubGenius. Even the stuff the Church tells him not to do.

"Immunity leads to impunity."
- Joe Provo

I suggest you visit netcowboy.

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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Attention Adventure Movie Fans!

   You WON'T Want to Miss

  *** Treasure of the Barbaric Leeches from Antarctica ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Heart-Pounding

   *** Wrath of the Aquatic Leeches ***

   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Last twenty Minutes!

Cheers,
joe