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I suggest that you hop over to my friend, Ian Heavens Memorial.
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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Just in time for Halloween - from XIX, Ltd. Jackhammer and Gweeping Millionaire! From Tomy's Peter Weller Laser Rifle series. Tom Servo says "Math is hard". Cattle-prod not included.
Cheers,
joe