Joe "Crimson" Provo's Modulating Web Stuff

Shop as usual
... and avoid panic buying.

-Negativland


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou jarring fool-born pigeon-egg, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou beslubbering varlot, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD generates dangerous lint buildup, explosion hazard.

Little-known Joe Fact Number 700:
He does any and everything under the auspices of the Church of the SubGenius. Even the stuff the Church tells him not to do.

"Our [humans'] only significance is that we can comprehend how truly insignificant we are."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest checking out the web-based online game Urban Dead or checking out Mikael Cardell.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One evening, a student saw a master by a field.
"Oh Master," said the student, "What is the nature of wisdom?"
Upon hearing this, the master picked up a book and struck the student three times.
After puzzling over this for days, eager disciple became the master.

Cheers,
joe