Joe "Crimson" Provo's Web Grunk

everybody dies frustrated and sad and that is beautiful

-They Might Be Giants


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou goatish beetle-headed ratsbane, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou currish rump-fed ratsbane, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Two:
He attended Worcester Polytechnic Institute

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Attention Adventure Movie Fans!

   Based upon TRUE events...

  *** Doom of the Wacked Out Banshee from the Wedge ***

   And For the First Time on the Continent

   *** Village of the Space Aliens ***

   BOTH Features Are Filmed in 3D!!!

Cheers,
joe