"Catfish" Joe's Junk

I used to be disgusted
Now I try to be amused

-Elvis Costello


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Run from oncoming train at a 45-degree angle cutting the perpendicular between the direction it is coming and the direction from which you came.

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Sixteen:
He does any and everything under the auspices of the Church of the SubGenius. Even the stuff the Church tells him not to do.

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Your Village's Bandstand extended set this Friday.
 Seven hours of The Paul McCartney Tribute Band
Call 555-7969 for tickets!

  !!!  Ragtime Should Shit Itself !!!
Will Play at These Pubs:
11/18          The Sahara 
4/7          Moe's 
Call  (936) 555-9527 for more info!

Tonight at Red Rocks!
 Annoyed Brown Tuxedos
 with a special solo unplugged performance by
Iggy Pop (of Illin'Tones)!
Call 555-2237 for tickets!

Judas Rabbi
 tape release party with
 the masters of funk:
The Blou Cronenbergs

Cheers,
joe