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Non-parody Top-Twenty lists. I don't CARE about anyone's popularity rankings of ANYTHING.
Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 5:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest visiting the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company right away!
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | German Industrial Giants: Laieinglaubenflogeuch Neuzenuch jammin' with ... People for "Bob" ... Free Ritalin at the door! | AmongPlanet kickin' it one time old school with the masters of techno: Loover Call (001) 555-3466 for tickets! |
Fulfilling their contractual obligation next year - Big Military Operation with D1 and Dogeye the Enraged Fungus!! | The Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Crosstones kickin' it one time old school with ... Flock of Clams |
Cheers,
joe