Catfish's Often Updating World-Wide-Weirdness

Does fuck you sound simple enough?

-Sonic Youth


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "herbal" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "an herbal supplement" or "an herbal remedy", but "an herbal" by itself is meaningless. An herbal WHAT?

Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Eight-Hundred:
He is a member of the System Administrator's Guild

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Headlining an all ages show this evening - 
SiouxSioux Dolls 
with AtPlanet 
and Knee Telecaster!!

United for the last time on stage, "Metric Whale"
 with
Werewolf Style
The Mighty Mighty Mighty VOStones
 and F-huge Sharky
Call  (078) 555-2142 for tickets!

You won't want to miss this Spring's Tick Awareness Festival!

FIVE BANDS!
Bold Great White Shark
Honkin' Cock
Robert Kennedy's Foot-long Double Dong
Fast Imps On the Block
Monster Gopher
 . . . with Interpretive Dance by William S. Burroughs

Thursday April 18th -- LIVE at Flood Control Dam #3
It's Chicken Pox
 .. with special guests Smashing Fritos

Cheers,
joe