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I am a mighty tree in this obsidian forest.

-Tuxedomoon


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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 300:
He has never tried to kill ANYONE with a forklift.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

"Sidney Poitier Is Actually Ernest Borgnine In Disguise" Claims Republican!

Cheers,
joe