The Catfish's Web Crap

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Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 401:
He converted H Mackeirnan to the Church of the SubGenius for the sole purpose of having H's buy-in on producing the World Premiere of Brooks Carruthers' play Killing "Bob". It worked.

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
  =#=  Epileptic Tapirs =#=
Are Scheduled To Play at These Groovy Cafes:
8/5          The Espresso Bar 
6/16          The Watch City Brewery and Grille 
Call 555-4459 for more info!

  -#-  Pissed Boys -#-
Will Be Appearing at These Tremendous Studios:
8/14          Wembley Stadium 
3/17          Nashville's Winterfest 
Call 555-2857 for more info!

Damp Flame
 headlining an all ages show with ...
M.C. Mix-a-Lot

Fat Tool needs Sound Woman.
We play hardcore, heavily influenced by
Perl Jam,
Deafening Grudge Match,
and Happiness Platoon.  Contact Elvis at  (265) 555-4879.

Cheers,
joe