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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number 65:
"When I look out over a lawn, the grasses grow and shrink to even up!"
- Joe Provo
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Warm Pumpkins bringin' down the roof with ... Rug Rats Next Door Call 555-8562 for tickets! | Sound Woman, looking for an opening. Experienced in music, rockabilly, and punk. I like sound, especially He Might Be The DOStones. Call Roger at (743) 555-5574. |
Inflatable Swans For The TICK headlining an all ages show with ... Muppophone Riot | Tonight at Red Rocks! Juneheads with a special solo hypnotic performance by Steamy Mulch (of Corporal Guy and the Silver Crusades)! |
Cheers,
joe