Joseph Z Provo's Current World-Wide-Weirdness

I AM YOUR CLOCK
I AM YOUR SHOTGUN MECHANICAL BRIDE

-LARD


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What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology? [RFC 1876 Now!]

Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Seventy:
He was crimson at wpi.edu from 1989 to 1997.

"Immunity leads to impunity."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Thelonius Archbishop and Edward Heath
 ripping the roof off with ...
Lead Penis
 ... Free Ipecac at the door!

Tonight at Thelma's Auditorium!
 Liony Boys
 with a special solo unplugged performance by
Swampy McGonigle (of SwatProds)!

Live at The Gweepdome!
 Skunky Tee, Skunky Clue
 with
Girls with Monster Pee-Pees!
  Scoop!
    and Vibrating Tomato!

Tonight at Naked Tim's Living Room!
 Toe Trombone
 with a special solo mellow performance by
M.C. Eye (of The Sadly ELEET)!
Call  (602) 555-9992 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe