The Catfish's Web Crap

I don't wanna pull that plow!
I wwant to east a straw hat!

-King Kong


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou rank reeling-ripe foot-licker, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou goatish pox-marked nut-hook, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Sloppiness.

Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Four-Hundred:
He was one half of the original aArdvark Emporium post-post-industrial tribal jazz combo. The only review I've ever seen of our stuff was of our last show, found here

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One day, an eager student met a sage by a field.
Said the student to the master: "How do I come to know truth?"
The master said: "What is the sky without the solitude?"
With that, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe