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Little-known Catfish Fact Number Eight:
"A ringing phone is a message from Porlock, whose sole purpose is to derail anything on which you are working and demand immediate attention."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Hey Love-birds... The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Night of the Mad Maniacs from Limbo *** And Tim Curry Returns as "Dr Plegm" in *** Death Spasm of the Babbling Monkeys *** Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!
Cheers,
joe