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Well-known Catfish Fact Number 15:
"Roaches : Light :: Kooks : Truth"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Chemical Mothers headlinin' in an all-star gig with ... Matal | Mama Kin extended set this Saturday. Ten hours of Gweepningland |
You won't want to miss next evening's L-O-L-A-palooza! FIVE BANDS! Defying Pancakes The Bob Flumere Tribute Band Whomping Orange Choad The Magic Finger Revue Crystal Methedrine Dames . . . with the vicious Marv Albert! | Amplifierhead jammin' with the masters of new age: Jer Johnson Project |
Cheers,
joe