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"Please don't jump into Conclusion Chasm without checking into Hotel Reality first."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Founders 411!
U1
with
Bold Prong!
M.C. Soopa-St00pid and Edward Heath!
and Dolby Digital Spiffy-Stars!
| Fulfilling their contractual agreement, "Vila Canuckia" with Soove Tribe Sed Jam and The UDMA Poots Call 555-3222 for tickets! |
Takin' the stage, "21 Lashings For Crow T. Robot" with Mailboxhead William Clinton's Strap-on and Diphallic Mosquitoes | Moist Tots In the Hood kickin' it one time old school with ... Vicious Chicken Pox |
Cheers,
joe