Joe's Transmogrifying Web lou-WOW!

Did you know that there is only one 15 letter word in the English language that can be spelled without repeating a letter? That word is "uncopyrightable".


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou craven canker-blossom, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou droning spur-galled mammet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 7:
He is a member of the USENIX Association

"Anyone writing browser-specific HTML is writing broken HTML."
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Now Playing at the Gweepdome's big screen:

   FEEL the Sheer *Scary* TERROR of

  *** Village of the Lost Bikers ***

   And don't miss Rock Hudson's last role in

   *** Clench of the Hillbilly Playmates ***

   BANNED in 10 Countries!

Cheers,
joe