The Catfish's Junk

Somewhere there's a smile with my name on it.

-The Replacements


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Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Nine:
Rev. Ivan Stang owes him three undelivered issues of the Stark First of Removal, and has since 198-mumble.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest checking out Bill Marr's Survey Central or you visit the browser-based game Lost .

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Shock of the Satanic Lesbians ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Spine-Tingling

   *** Castle of the Ferocious Witches ***

   BANNED in 3 Countries!

Cheers,
joe