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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | === UverPhonic === Will Play at These Venues: 2/17 College of the Holy Cross 2/12 The Plantation Club 9/3 Moe's Call 555-7686 for more info! | Parent Pisser needs Vocalist. We play grunge, heavily influenced by Question the Deans, Dead Boys, and Abteubienzensenzeneuch Heissenwechwald. Contact Katrina at 555-1669. |
You won't want to miss this year's Gweepapalooza! FIVE BANDS! An Oh-My-God-ning Earthquake C&C New Wave Factory Manager Crusher Sleep-Deprived Police Brother Hand Gun . . . with Brak sharing The Inner Child | Molest the Mailman rippin' it up with ... The Lydia Lunch Tribute Band ... Free Angel Dust at the door! |
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