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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.
Well-known Catfish Fact Number Seven-Hundred and One:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest checking out my friend, Scott Lesser, NOW!
Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at BioSphere!
Demented Dads
with
Paralyzed Pomegranate!
The UART Shoots!
and Big War!
| Live at Durgin Hall!
Punch-drunk Horses
with
Tungsten Herd!
Hiliary Clinton's Dildo!
and Past Vibration of London!
|
Performing for the first time in America, "Monster Wolf Faucet" with Shit Your Ghod The Defiant Tattoos and Spare Wasp | Kickin' ass, "The RMV" with Loogie Experience InsideGaia and Crippled Monsters |
Cheers,
joe