Joe "Catfish" Provo's Often Rotating Web Page

I often wonder what I'm worth
But I won't take shit from you or anyone

-Mission Of Burma


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou paunchy tickle-brained lewdster, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou venomed folly-fallen coxcomb, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People on public transit who insist on wearing their backpacks while on very full cars. Put it on the ground, nitwit.

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number 3:
He converted H Mackeirnan to the Church of the SubGenius for the sole purpose of having H's buy-in on producing the World Premiere of Brooks Carruthers' play Killing "Bob". It worked.

"I not only am my own Grandpa, I'm my own great-grand-ma AND her plumber!"
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Retro Cloak for Happy Fun Ball! 
From RCN Group! 
In stores now! 
Ginger says "Buy my Adult Playset Fashion Plate Seventh Husband! and remember: Drink your Sunny D!". 

Cheers,
joe