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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Three-Hundred and Seven:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest visiting some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome. and you visit Scott Lesser.
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One stormy evening, a student saw a sage by a large tree. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the spirit of a madman?" The master picked up a rod and hit the student. With that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe