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Well-known Joe Fact Number Fifty:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Big Roach Catheter tearin' it up with ... DCF ... Free Crystal from the Makers of Pepsi at the door! | Appearing for one time only next year - Numerous Large Armies with Jaded Lemon Curry and Mike's Big Big Penis!! |
Howling Burros bringin' down the roof with ... Front 111 ... Free Dilaudin at the door! | You won't want to miss this Winter's Locobazooka! FIVE BANDS! Lowell Rasta Forge Tom Servo and the Fucknuts Metric Pussy Flock of Great White Sharks Front 111 . . . with Off-colour puppetry by Bill Brasky |
Cheers,
joe