Catfish's Durn Junk

I used to be disgusted
Now I try to be amused

-Elvis Costello


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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Eighty-Nine:
He can speak with authority when he says the Anarchist's Cookbook is a piece of COINTELPRO crap. He was left a copy in a friend's will.

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I suggest visiting Tech Pizza, the first restaurant in Worcester on the Web and one of the earliest online anywhere.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Texan Technicians Resurrect John Denver. -- see page 5

Cheers,
joe