Joseph Z Provo's Mutating Web Site

One more study filed away... now we can overdose in peace.

-Sunshine Blind


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou warped toad-spotted hugger-mugger, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mammering dismal-dreaming nut-hook, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Gweeps hate spam! If it is unsolicited and bulk, then it is spam.  Plain and simple

Little-known Catfish Fact Number Six:
He does any and everything under the auspices of the Church of the SubGenius. Even the stuff the Church tells him not to do.

"Cisco makes a great swiss army knife. Unfortunately you never know which way the blade will open."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest visiting the online anarchist library of Spunk Library or that you hop over to the web-based online game Urban Dead... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Amnesia Victim Regains Her Memory - And Finds Out She Used to Be a Soldier!

Cheers,
joe