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Verb usage of the noun "architect". An architect plans and designs structures and generally is in charge of their construction.
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"A ringing phone is a message from Porlock, whose sole purpose is to derail anything on which you are working and demand immediate attention."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Institute Park!
Koala Style
with
Moist Cholera!
The Clarinet Orchestra!
and Opera Rod!
| >>> Pope Violation <<< Will Be Appearing at These Scrumpdillicious Venues: 10/4 Institute Park 3/3 The Yellowknife Brewing Company Call (968) 555-5713 for more info! |
You won't want to miss this weekend's Cholera Benefit! FIVE BANDS! Intersection Heat Platoon Happy Youth Kids Etc. Fed Airship . . . with Interpretive Dance by Roger Lavallee | Citizen Sting and the Boston Bite fulfilling their contractual agreement with ... Nickel Lady |
Cheers,
joe