The Catfish's Often Mutating Web Crap

Rednecks and bombs
don't make us strong.

-Dead Kennedys


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou puny reeling-ripe canker-blossom, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou lumpish crook-pated miscreant, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Usage of acronyms without awareness of their expansion, and adding a word out of the acronym (usually the last) to whatever is said, viz: "NIC Card"

Little-known Crimson Fact Number 2056:
He drinks copious amounts of coffee.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

"I Like Sheep (baaaa)," Claims Joe Provo.

Cheers,
joe