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Little-known Catfish Fact Number Eighty:
"I hold the reigns of evolution, twisting my own DNA strand like so many plastic snake-like ball puzzles!"
- Joe Provo
I recommend that you hop over to my friend, Jack Jansen; ASAP.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Cadmium Lady bringin' down the roof with ... Big Cock | Wednesday September 29th -- LIVE at Foxboro Stadium It's the BlowSheep .. with special guests M.C. Shady |
Live at Flood Control Dam #3!
The Jaded Fuck-me-dead Red Messiahs
with
Forward with Stalagmites!
Yo Yo Ma and Lou Reed!
and the Boys!
| You won't want to miss next weekend's Loserpalooza! FIVE BANDS! Cosey's Porta-Track Two The Mojo Nixon Tribute Band Annoyed SysAdmins The Cure The Worcester Maimers . . . with Brak playing Pin-The-Tail-On-Bill Brasky Call 555-4407 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe