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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "herbal" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "an herbal supplement" or "an herbal remedy", but "an herbal" by itself is meaningless. An herbal WHAT?
Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Nineteen:
"The phrase "full Internet routing table" is the same as "full Usenet/Netnews feed" - meaningless."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Hey Love-birds... The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Defeat of the Demented Abominable Snowmen *** And Tim Curry Returns as "Dr Plegm" in *** Sledge-O-Matic of the Ninja Lesbians *** Filmed in Repuls-O-Vision!
Cheers,
joe