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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Hip...
From Under the Sea...
the latest in Tomy's Facts of Life _The Early Years_ Playset line ...
Richard Basehart!
Cheers,
joe