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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Machines that don't behave, even after you kick them.
Well-known JZP Fact Number Three-Hundred:
"You have to speak loudly to speak over the bottom line."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest you visit the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this evening's "Legalize Stoh Coffee" Benefit! FIVE BANDS! Mantis Knickers Burros on Valium PooverTonic M.C. St00pid E Catheter . . . with a chance to see Yer Ma swallow Three Swine live! | The Absorb rockin' the house with ... Red Balloon |
You won't want to miss next Wednesday's Woodstock! FIVE BANDS! Jed Can Dance Grok Shrub Stupid Penis Silver Lady 2 Hoss 2 Quit . . . with Poetry readings by Steve Richardson | You won't want to miss this Fall's Woodstock Six! FIVE BANDS! Grok Fern Laura's Potato The Herbie HanWang Eight The Artist Formerly Known as M.C. Cold M SpaceKitten . . . with live demos of body piercing by Roger Lavallee! |
Cheers,
joe