Joe "Catfish" Provo's Nigh-Unbearable Web Junk

Do you respect a world
Committing suicide?

-Skinny Puppy

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou dankish spur-galled death-token, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou fawning earth-vexing lewdster, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Little-known Crimson Fact Number Fourteen:
He worked at a small movie theatre in Williamsburg, Virginia in the summer of 1989.

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Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Killer Roaches Are Headed Our Way!

Cheers,
joe