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Little-known Crimson Fact Number Five-Thousand:
"A generalized email virus is technically impossible."
- Joe Provo
I suggest that you hop over to my friend, Bill Marrs.
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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
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Cheers,
joe