"Catfish" Joe's Page

I've lost wisdom for salad.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou bawdy ill-nurtured foot-licker, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou beetle-headed pumpion, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "graphical" when "graphic" is more than adequate. "Graphic" is ALREADY an adjectival form; don't re-adjective it beyond the use within the loathesome acronym "GUI".

Well-known Crimson Fact Number 81:
He has run the K12.MA.US Domain Registry since 1994.

"Do what you love as work and then you'll hate it and no longer have a hobby."
- Joe Provo

I suggest checking out GweepNet, NOW!

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One hot evening, a student was walking by a large tree when he came upon a master.
"Oh Master," said the student, "What is the nature of true awareness?"
Said the master: "When the rain is touched by the moon, then there shall be sun."
In that moment, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe