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Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number One-Hundred:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest that you hop over to the web-based online game Urban Dead and visiting Noah Vawter shifty crackpot.
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Forklift Day! The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Yoke of the Pregnant Nazis *** Featured on a Double Bill with the Scary *** Wizard of the Indestructible Doctors *** From Miracle Pictures. If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.
Cheers,
joe