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Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Five-Hundred and Fourty:
"Facts are not partisan. Lies are not "valid opinions"."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Bean Sprouts Have Pyrokinetic Powers, Say Japanese Genetic Engineers. -- Extraordinary Interview with Cindy Crawford's Surrogate Mother
Cheers,
joe