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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Flag Day! Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of *** Cult of the Cesium Ogres *** Together With the Equally Scary *** Spawn of the Frozen Thrill Seekers *** Filmed in Twitch-O-Rama!
Cheers,
joe