Joe "Crimson" Provo's Warping Web Site

I want an ANGRY MEAL

-Happy Flowers


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou froward fool-born boar-pig, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou weedy spur-galled hedge-pig, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Sometimes we're the Ones, Sometimes we're the Zeroes.

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number 7:
He was on the Editorial board of Pathways for many years, even after leaving WPI.

"Some people can't get out of the way of their own shit."
- Joe Provo

I suggest you visit the Free Expression project; non-proprietary streaming media tools and applications or that you hop over to Scott Lesser.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Super Saver Special movie:

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Hysterical Brood from the Far Side of the Sun ***

   With the Gripping Second Feature

   *** Cult of the Egyptian Jocks from DAKA ***

   BANNED in 2 Countries!

Cheers,
joe