Joseph Z Provo's Site

The locals scream and shout a bit
But we don't let that affect us
We're here to lend a helping hand
In case they don't elect us

-Billy Bragg


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Usage of acronyms without awareness of their expansion, and adding a word out of the acronym (usually the last) to whatever is said, viz: "NIC Card"

Little-known Crimson Fact Number 5:
He owns H Mackeirnan's soul, and has a recipt to prove it.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest you visit Scott Lesser and that you hop over to netcowboy right away!

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Diving Phallus needs Sound Person.
We play top-40, heavily influenced by
Glaubner's Disease,
Autistic Plum,
and Dolby ProLogic-II Celebrities.  Contact Iggy at  (221) 555-3985.

Tearin' it up, "Yellowknife Stunk Superstars"
 with
Vice President Cosey Factory
PandaBone
 and Fire AntBone

Live at The Village Vanguard!
 Grrrrlheads
 with
Arc!
  Worm Choad!
    and Plunky Fee, Trumpy Sioux!

Wednesday May 11th -- LIVE at Founders DAKA
It's The Fucknut Tribute Band
 .. with special guests Groove Fleet

Cheers,
joe