jprovo's Web lou-WOW!

I've got too much energy to switch off my mind
But not enough to get organized

-The The


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou lumpish beef-witted fat-kidneyed hedge-pig, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou lumpish bat-fowling minnow, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of the term "home page". It is the start start page for any given browser configuration, not your company's web site.

Little-known Catfish Fact Number Two:
He was on the track team in high school, for one and a half seasons until benched for an injury.

"Just say NO to geek c0de, d00D! (Signature virii went away, signature virii went away, signature virii went away... )"
- Joe Provo

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to a Theatre NEAR YOU!

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Reckless Body-Snatchers from Hell ***

   With the Bone-Chilling Co-Feature

   *** Assault of the Merciless Slime ***

   BANNED in Several Countries!

Cheers,
joe