The Catfish's Transforming Web Crap

I've lost wisdom for salad.


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Non-obvious

Totally Random Joe Fact Number 70:
He co-directed and co-produced MW Repertory's production of Killing "Bob" (1990). This was the World Premiere of this Brooks Carruthers SubGenius play.

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I suggest checking out netcowboy.

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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One day, a novice student came upon a sage by the woods.
Said the student to the master: "What is the secret to virtue?"
Said the master: "When the tree is far from the day, then there shall be justice."
Meditating months on this, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe