Catfish's Shifty World-Wide-Weirdness

But for now I'm wearing Zero like a scarlet letter
Like the lady in the story by Nathaniel ...whatever

-Jim Tyrrell


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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number One-Hundred:
He has never tried to kill ANYONE with a forklift.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest visiting my friend, Scott Lesser now.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's IPv4 Darth Vader! New from Parker Fathers Group.  
Suit sold separately.  

Cheers,
joe