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Sloppiness.
Little-known Joe Fact Number 8:
"Social cues are hard."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Big Glowing Wang rockin' the house with ... F-huge Spanking ... Free Vivarin at the door! | The Hallowell Mixers headlinin' in an all-star gig with the masters of soul: Bothered Lawyers |
The Peeved Black Ministers needs Sound Woman. We play new age, heavily influenced by Fester Your Ghod, Cherry Drumlin, and Fluff Boys. Contact Eve at 555-0883. | M.C. Bumpin' G bringin' down the roof with ... Blakeland Call (876) 555-8398 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe