Joe's World-Wide-Weirdness

It's so easy to hate
It takes strength to be gentle and kind

-The Smiths


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou gleeking nut-hook, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou wayward shard-borne strumpet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD is a 1963 Ford Falcon ragtop, candy-apple red with a four-barrel carb and a full-out racing cam, zero-to-sixty in less time than it takes to say it, sex in the back seat all night long.

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Seven:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Super Saver Special movie:

   DON'T MISS this Scary Feature!

  *** Defeat of the Flag Burning Smog Monster ***

   And For the First Time in America

   *** Revolt of the Twinkies ***

   Free 3D glasses will be given to people whose
   names begin with X!

Cheers,
joe