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"You may not be able to get a contact high, but you sure can get contact stress."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Valentine's Day! SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Nightmare of the Unimaginable Hacker d00Ds *** With the Bone-Chilling Co-Feature *** Arena of the Lunatics *** Filmed in TECHNICOLOR!
Cheers,
joe