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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Fifty-Five:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Veteran's Day! Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of *** Crypt of the Abominable Smog Monster *** And You'll Also See the Gruesome *** Annihilation of the Pulsating Corpses from Beyond *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in SplatterVision!!!
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joe