Joseph Z Provo's Changing Web Pages

Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas

-Virgil


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou spongy earth-vexing dewberry, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou yeasty strumpet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "impact" as a verb. It is a noun; just because you don't know the difference between "effect" and "affect" doesn't mean you get to repurpose a word.

Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number One-Hundred:
He ran the first WWW server at WPI in 1993. It started out on a CS machine, migrated to the CCC machines, and became a term project for a pilot interdisciplinary course.

"Humans worship their weakest rather than face changing themselves."
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Live at Stonehenge!
 Dolby ProLogic-II Buggin'-Stars
 with
Faucet Finger!
  Songwriters United Against Prostitutes Against War!
    and The Screaming Navels!
Call 555-1103 for tickets!

Keyboardist, looking to jam with.
Experienced in soul, gospel,
and waltz.  I like klingon opera, especially
People for The Tooth Fairy.
Call Reginald at 555-4466.

WaspBone
 performing for the first time in America with ...
Sped Blimp
Call 555-2503 for tickets!

  =#=  Blue Confuflux =#=
Will Be Appearing at These Nif-T Stages:
11/4          Founders 411 
9/14          The Blue Note 
Call 555-5224 for more info!

Cheers,
joe