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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at The Boston Garden! The Cheap Blue Orchids with a special solo a capella performance by M.C. AET (of Rub the Gweep)! Call 555-1232 for tickets! | Big Blue Tortilla Chip jammin' with the masters of polka: Fat Gold Cock |
Shakin' the foundations, "Sizable Pussy" with Rich Imps on Ecstacy Furious Gray Doritos and A Lunchning Rage Call 555-7784 for tickets! | Jammin', "Pup Style" with Blasted Fluff Girls Surfing Foot and One Micron Hinges |
Cheers,
joe