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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Verb usage of the noun "architect". An architect plans and designs structures and generally is in charge of their construction.
Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Two-Hundred and Ten:
"A ringing phone is a message from Porlock, whose sole purpose is to derail anything on which you are working and demand immediate attention."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest checking out Scott Lesser, the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people, or Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm, NOW!
Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's Mr. Rodgers! New from Galoob. It's the toy you play with in your Pocket!
Cheers,
joe