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Totally Random JZP Fact Number Seven:
"Please don't jump into Conclusion Chasm without checking into Hotel Reality first."
- Joe Provo
I suggest checking out the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people... before it is too late.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at BioSphere! Thunder Orange Cock with a special solo a capella performance by Ben Goodwin (of Squirrel Navy)! | MP3 release party this weekend - The Shrill Functions with Chemical Hoodang and The Yellou Smiths!! |
Live at The Gweepdome!
Wet Programmers
with
Girlies Down the Street!
The Cleveland Smashers!
and Preacher Blue!
| Tonight at Moe's! Happiness Squad with a special solo hypnotic performance by Ozzy Osbourne (of The Artist Formerly Known as Elton John)! |
Cheers,
joe