Joe "Catfish" Provo's Nigh-Useless Web Stuff

If you want better media, go make it.

-the Rozz-Tox Manifesto


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Little-known Catfish Fact Number Eighty:
He attended Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University

"I hold the reigns of evolution, twisting my own DNA strand like so many plastic snake-like ball puzzles!"
- Joe Provo

I recommend that you hop over to my friend, Jack Jansen; ASAP.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Cadmium Lady
 bringin' down the roof with ...
Big Cock

Wednesday September 29th -- LIVE at Foxboro Stadium
It's the BlowSheep
 .. with special guests M.C. Shady

Live at Flood Control Dam #3!
 The Jaded Fuck-me-dead Red Messiahs
 with
Forward with Stalagmites!
  Yo Yo Ma and Lou Reed!
    and the Boys!

You won't want to miss next weekend's Loserpalooza!

FIVE BANDS!
Cosey's Porta-Track Two
The Mojo Nixon Tribute Band
Annoyed SysAdmins
The Cure
The Worcester Maimers
 . . . with Brak playing Pin-The-Tail-On-Bill Brasky
Call 555-4407 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe