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| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Voicemail to Laura rippin' it up with the masters of waltz: Petunias on Pseudo-Ephedrine Call (445) 555-3373 for tickets! | Astro Subs extended set this Friday. Nine hours of 101 Nation |
Guys Sans Scarves performing for the first time in America with ... StingProngs ... Free Caffeine at the door! | Live at Stonehenge!
The M.C. Fresh Cold G Organization
with
The Mighty Mighty Rosstones!
The Wastebasket Underground!
and The Whyte Bogdanoviches!
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