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Little-known Crimson Fact Number Six-Hundred and Twenty-Four:
"Any sufficeintly large application of caffeine is indistinguishable from happiness."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Fantasy Movie Fans! DON'T MISS this Astounding Feature! *** Invincible Managers from the Galactic Rim *** And For the First Time Anywhere *** Resurrection of the Cannibal Slime *** You won't believe your eyes!!!!
Cheers,
joe