Catfish's Often Transmogrifying Web Louou

Burn Your Money

-Mojo Nixon


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou dissembling shard-borne pottle-deep flirt-gill, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou bootless fat-kidneyed dewberry, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD is a large gathering of people you barely know in a state without indoor plumbing, for immoral purposes.

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Two-Hundred:
He does any and everything under the auspices of the Church of the SubGenius. Even the stuff the Church tells him not to do.

"Do what you love as work and then you'll hate it and no longer have a hobby."
- Joe Provo

I suggest checking out Ben "Limey" Bennett and visiting the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc..

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a student spied a learned master by the marketplace.
"Oh Master," said the student, "What is the nature of justice?"
The master answered: "What is the stone without the sky?"
Meditating days on this, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe