Joe "Catfish" Provo's Transforming Web Louou

You live your life like love's on ration - where's the passion?

-Fad Gadget

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou paunchy plume-plucked flirt-gill, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou loggerheaded earth-vexing coxcomb, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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I suggest you visit Jack Jansen, Burn All GIFs!, or Noah Vawter shifty crackpot... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

  ---  Hissing Slugs ---
Will Be Appearing at These Stages:
4/31          The RamRod 
5/15          The Space

  ---  Plastic Polio ---
Will Play at These Hoss Stages:
4/20          Iggy's Bar 
1/9          The Gweepdome 
10/17          Denny's 
4/2          Anna Maria College 
6/17          The Rose Bowl 
Call 555-3716 for more info!

Performing for the first time in America, "Rich Girls on Viagra"
 with
OJR
White Chris
 and The IRS
Call 555-5782 for tickets!

  ###  Howling Lions ###
Are Scheduled To Play at These Studios:
12/22          BioSphere 
5/9          G. Willikers Family Restaurant 
9/28          Moe's 
Call 555-8161 for more info!

Cheers,
joe