Joe "Catfish" Provo's Perpetually Transforming Site

Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas

-Virgil


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou gorbellied whey-face, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou wayward shard-borne pignut, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Five:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   DON'T MISS this Blood-Chilling Feature!

  *** Carnival of the Killer Witches ***

   With the Gripping Second Feature

   *** Treasure of the Bloody Lesbians ***

   Free Mexican Stoplight Candy will be given to people whose
   names begin with V!

Cheers,
joe