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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Ben Hutchins and the Experience needs Guitarist. We play top-40, heavily influenced by Thrashing Colon, Kittens on Ginseng, and Loocee. Contact Vincent at 555-1493. | The Centrum extended set this Thursday. Three hours of Nun Position |
Detachable Polio playing a benefit concert with ... The Blou Gilliams ... Free DOM at the door! | The Gweepdome extended set this Thursday. Three hours of Fat Dairy Cow Smoke Machine Call (597) 555-4600 for tickets! |
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