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The Large Print giveth and the Small Print Taketh Away.

-Tom Waits


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Non-friend

Totally Random Joe Fact Number One:
He became an anarchist -in an instant- during the 1988 US election process.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   FEEL the Sheer *Spine-Tingling* TERROR of

  *** Sorority of the Bloodthirsty Goddess ***

   And Larry "Bud" Melman Returns as "The Incredible Mr. Limpet" in

   *** Wicked Women with Really Huge Breasts from Skull Tomb ***

   You won't believe your eyes!!!!

Cheers,
joe