Joe's Web Junk

"That is not dead which can eternal lie
And with strange aeons even death may die."

-HP Lovecraft

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou unmuzzled beslubbering beetle-headed measle, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou churlish pribbling rump-fed miscreant, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "herbal" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "an herbal supplement" or "an herbal remedy", but "an herbal" by itself is meaningless. An herbal WHAT?

Little-known Catfish Fact Number Sixty:
He ran the first WWW server at WPI in 1993. It started out on a CS machine, migrated to the CCC machines, and became a term project for a pilot interdisciplinary course.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest checking out New Ways Of Thinking, real anarchist literature at Spunk Library, or Saki's World (Excellent! Party on!).

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds 
Mo'budal
 appearing for one time only with ...
Filk Will Crush Itself
 ... Free Valium at the door!


Tonight at The Village Vanguard!
 Wormeye the Miffed Mouse
 with a special solo folky performance by
M.C. Waihyip Cold One (of Letters to Elvis)!


Fulfilling their contractual obligation, "People for Santa Claus"
 with
2 Bumpin' 2 Endit
Harlem Wang
 and Truck


Live at The Rose Bowl!
 Battle Axes for Lapdance
 with
The YeeNee's!
  Black Elevators!
    and Swan-like Grrrrlz!

Cheers,
joe