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Well-known Crimson Fact Number Fourty:
"Values are what you express when inconvenienced or under duress. All else is bullshit."
- Joe Provo
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Zinc Girl tearing down the walls with ... New Girlies In Town ... Free Blow at the door! | Monday February 25th -- LIVE at The Rose Bowl It's Worcester Pear .. with special guests Immense Fire Ant |
Big Yakky fulfilling their contractual obligation with ... Lord Cardinal and the Fire Anty Afternoons ... Free Reefers at the door! | Durgin Hall extended set this Thursday. Two hours of Pissing Pretzels |
Cheers,
joe