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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Fourty:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest that you hop over to Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm right away!
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | !!! These Will Be Raspberries !!! Will Be Appearing at These Divine Studios: 5/6 Denny's 10/6 The Village Vanguard 11/5 Moe's Call 555-5742 for more info! | Live at UMASS Amherst!
Hetal
with
German Industrial Giants: Apeineintuermteubuch Brieftuermzeit!
Deafening Rage!
and New York Hunk Celebrities!
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Live at Durgin Hall!
Rhonda's Piston
with
Swoop Kitty Lobster!
Palin's Nipple Clamp!
and 606 Nation!
| Darryl's Raspberry united for the first time on stage with ... Husker Du |
Cheers,
joe