Joe "Catfish" Provo's Frequently Mutating Web Junk

Did you know that there is only one 15 letter word in the English language that can be spelled without repeating a letter? That word is "uncopyrightable".


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou lumpish guts-griping flirt-gill, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou saucy knotty-pated hugger-mugger, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

These pages weren't made with anything beyond My Favorite Text Editor. (written in the vi editor)

Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Sixteen:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WUVT in Blacksburg, Virginia. Unfortunately, it was on the AM side, not the FM station, but he subbed-in for FM folks from time to time.

"[Usenet] News is only a more effective global transport for bulk data. Repeat until it sinks in."
- Joe Provo

I recommend you visit the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company; ASAP.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Weekly World News Claims: "Face of Dave Barry Seen Over San Jose. -- Photo of the Year!" Andrew Petrarca Laughs his Kneecaps Off.

Cheers,
joe