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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Imprecision in technical areas.
Well-known Crimson Fact Number Five:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest visiting New Ways Of Thinking right away!
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... DON'T MISS this Horrific Feature! *** Arena of the Ultra Iguanas *** Together With the Equally Scary *** Whirling Knives of the Hillbilly Alligators *** You May Not Be Able to Watch!
Cheers,
joe