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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Automated systems using 12-hour clocks that require AM or PM when given 12:00.
Totally Random Joe Fact Number One-Hundred and Fourty-Three:
"I gather the pieces of shattered shells and they build themselves into fine china!"
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this year's WPI Quadfest! FIVE BANDS! Femmes 2 Chicks Pepsi Free Hordes of America Howling Sperm Whales Micro Pig . . . with Eve doing a Magic Act with M.C. Heavy Ice R | Tonight at Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel! Chemical Aunts (U.K.) with a special solo hypnotic performance by Elton John (of Fighting Ghod)! |
Tonight at The Space! The Kneecap Poots with a special solo a capella performance by Swampy McGonigle (of Monkey See, Clunky Do)! | Morbudal needs Sound Man. We play swing, heavily influenced by Big F-huge Piggy, Run LSD, and Flesh Eating Cheese Wheel. Contact Johnny at 555-4336. |
Cheers,
joe