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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number 51:
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | I Should Be Crippled shakin' the foundations with ... Crush Your God ... Free Hooch at the door! | Chemical Social shakin' the foundations with ... UverChronic ... Free PCP at the door! |
Tuesday May 26th -- LIVE at Denny's It's U1 .. with special guests Joy Fleet | Tonight at The Espresso Bar! Sioux Screwers with a special solo unplugged performance by Swampy McGonigle (of Echidna Monday)! |
Cheers,
joe