Joe Provo's Often Transmogrifying World-Wide-Weirdness

Critical thinking is patriotic.


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Non-parody Top-Twenty lists. I don't CARE about anyone's popularity rankings of ANYTHING.

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 5:
He was allergic to all forms of tomato products when he was young. He first ate pizza and didn't have a bad reaction when he was 16.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest visiting the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company right away!

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
German Industrial Giants: Laieinglaubenflogeuch Neuzenuch
 jammin' with ...
People for "Bob"
 ... Free Ritalin at the door!

AmongPlanet
 kickin' it one time old school with
 the masters of techno:
Loover
Call  (001) 555-3466 for tickets!

Fulfilling their contractual obligation next year - 
Big Military Operation 
with D1 
and Dogeye the Enraged Fungus!!

The Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Crosstones
 kickin' it one time old school with ...
Flock of Clams

Cheers,
joe