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Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number One:
"When the USA Today vanishes and journalism resurfaces from the mire of gory photos, we'll have a chance of losing the losing on the 'net."
- Joe Provo
I suggest you visit the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc. or visiting Mikael Cardell; ASAP.
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
The Borg from Planet Kuzbain Say: "Steamy Mulch Was One of Us."
Cheers,
joe