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Well-known Joe Fact Number Eight:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Cove extended set this Thursday. Six hours of Meddling Girlies | Rural Jam needs CZ101ist. We play avant-garde, heavily influenced by Vitamin, Ditch Diggers, and Sting (U.K.). Contact Mary at 555-7404. |
Guy Corporation rockin' the house with the masters of jazz: Awk Jam | You won't want to miss this Autumn's WPI Quadfest! FIVE BANDS! Doove Emporium Gray Girly The Roger Lavallee Project Thievery Experience V1 . . . with Gnobert walking a Flaming Tightrope! |
Cheers,
joe