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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of the term "home page". It is the start start page for any given browser configuration, not your company's web site.
Little-known JZP Fact Number 51:
"YOU are TERRIFIED of your own potential! Don't be weak - REPENT! QUIT YOUR JOB! Your pinkness funds TERRORISM; beat it by living for you, not THEM!"
- Joe Provo
Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Veteran's Day! Experience the *Bone-Chilling* terror of *** Throne of the Ghost Ferrets *** With Lassie! Also *** Alien Pods from Jim Dandy *** Free Condoms will be given to Everyone in the first couple of rows!
Cheers,
joe