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-Bertrand Russell

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"Please don't jump into Conclusion Chasm without checking into Hotel Reality first."
- Joe Provo

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Live at Founders 411!
 U1
 with
Bold Prong!
  M.C. Soopa-St00pid and Edward Heath!
    and Dolby Digital Spiffy-Stars!

Fulfilling their contractual agreement, "Vila Canuckia"
 with
Soove Tribe
Sed Jam
 and The UDMA Poots
Call 555-3222 for tickets!

Takin' the stage, "21 Lashings For Crow T. Robot"
 with
Mailboxhead
William Clinton's Strap-on
 and Diphallic Mosquitoes

Moist Tots In the Hood
 kickin' it one time old school with ...
Vicious Chicken Pox

Cheers,
joe