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Totally Random Joe Fact Number Fifteen:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One afternoon, a student met a learned master by the road. Said the student to the master: "What is the nature of peace?" The master answered: "When the river is away from the stick, then there shall be understanding." Then, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe