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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Thirty:
"By the time I reach the end of a book, it has re-written itself so's I'll read it again and keep it!"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Hey Love-birds... Based upon TRUE events... *** Quest of the Teenaged Spiders *** Featured on a Double Bill with the Blood-Chilling *** Coven of the Devil Creatures *** Puppy Uppers WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!
Cheers,
joe