JZP's Shifting World-Wide-Weirdness

You live your life like love's on ration - where's the passion?

-Fad Gadget


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.

Little-known Crimson Fact Number Three:
He was allergic to all forms of tomato products when he was young. He first ate pizza and didn't have a bad reaction when he was 16.

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Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   Experience the *Grisly* terror of

  *** Wicked Banshee from the Crypt ***

   And You'll Also See the Scary

   *** Lagoon of the Psionic Geeky Roommates ***

   BOTH Features Are Filmed in SplatterVision!!!

Cheers,
joe