The Catfish's Shifty Page

Credo quia absurdum.

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"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Big Roach Catheter
 tearin' it up with ...
DCF
 ... Free Crystal from the Makers of Pepsi at the door!

Appearing for one time only next year - 
Numerous Large Armies 
with Jaded Lemon Curry 
and Mike's Big Big Penis!!

Howling Burros
 bringin' down the roof with ...
Front 111
 ... Free Dilaudin at the door!

You won't want to miss this Winter's Locobazooka!

FIVE BANDS!
Lowell Rasta Forge
Tom Servo and the Fucknuts
Metric Pussy
Flock of Great White Sharks
Front 111
 . . . with Off-colour puppetry by Bill Brasky

Cheers,
joe