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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of the term "home page". It is the start start page for any given browser configuration, not your company's web site.
Little-known Catfish Fact Number Two:
"Just say NO to geek c0de, d00D! (Signature virii went away, signature virii went away, signature virii went away... )"
- Joe Provo
Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to a Theatre NEAR YOU! Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of *** Reckless Body-Snatchers from Hell *** With the Bone-Chilling Co-Feature *** Assault of the Merciless Slime *** BANNED in Several Countries!
Cheers,
joe