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| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Your Village's Bandstand extended set this Friday. Seven hours of The Paul McCartney Tribute Band Call 555-7969 for tickets! | !!! Ragtime Should Shit Itself !!! Will Play at These Pubs: 11/18 The Sahara 4/7 Moe's Call (936) 555-9527 for more info! |
Tonight at Red Rocks! Annoyed Brown Tuxedos with a special solo unplugged performance by Iggy Pop (of Illin'Tones)! Call 555-2237 for tickets! | Judas Rabbi tape release party with the masters of funk: The Blou Cronenbergs |
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