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People who think the "L" in HTML stands for "Layout". It doesn't.
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Riverside Drive-In! FEEL the Sheer *Sphincter-Clenching* TERROR of *** Astro Mushroom People from Atlantis *** And Vic Diaz Returns as "Paco" in *** Ark of the Cannibal Ghouls *** Definitely NOT for the Weak of Mind!!
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