Crimson's Page

Stay away from morons, idiots and psychotic people.

-Jerry Casale


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Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Eighty-Four:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WUVT in Blacksburg, Virginia. Unfortunately, it was on the AM side, not the FM station, but he subbed-in for FM folks from time to time.

"HTTP: Hellishly Tiny TCP Packets"
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

You'll wait in line for Weeks for:
 Locust-Girl, for Cat Chicken's Blood series 
   and new Swinging Hovercraft! 
 
Ice says "Now you know, and knowing is half the battle". 

Cheers,
joe