Joe "Catfish" Provo's Web Site

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

-Bertrand Russell


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou rank elf-skinned foot-licker, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou artless milk-livered unchin-snouted giglet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Mobile phone users who talk and drive. Driving takes all your attention; pull over, nimrod.

Well-known Crimson Fact Number 10:
Rev. Ivan Stang owes him three undelivered issues of the Stark First of Removal, and has since 198-mumble.

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I suggest you visit the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company; ASAP.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Jungle of the Shrunken Nurses ***

   And Vic Diaz Returns as "Doctor Phibes" in

   *** Colossal Ferrets from the Galactic Rim ***

   Reefers WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!

Cheers,
joe