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When you carry the weight of too many yesterdays
You won't know enough to come in from the rain.

-Blake Babies


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What is FNORD? FNORD is the little squeak your bedroom floor makes when you get up to get a drink of water after a really, really bad dream.

Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number 85:
He is a member of the System Administrator's Guild

"Economics is a thin veneer of math over an imperfect understanding of group psychology."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Loud Godzilla Eats!  New, from Tomy. 

Cheers,
joe