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Well-known Joe Fact Number Nine:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Ash Wednesday! FEEL the Sheer *Unearthly* TERROR of *** Amulet of the Rabid Gerbils from the Stratosphere *** Together With the Equally Spine-Tingling *** Suicide Pact of the Chainsaw Sadists from Beyond the Stars *** From Miracle Pictures. If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.
Cheers,
joe