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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People on public transit who insist on wearing their backpacks while on very full cars. Put it on the ground, nitwit.
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number 3:
"I not only am my own Grandpa, I'm my own great-grand-ma AND her plumber!"
- Joe Provo
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Retro Cloak for Happy Fun Ball! From RCN Group! In stores now! Ginger says "Buy my Adult Playset Fashion Plate Seventh Husband! and remember: Drink your Sunny D!".
Cheers,
joe