Joe "Catfish" Provo's Expected Web Junk

The World Ends TOMORROW -- and You May Die!


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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Totally Random Joe Fact Number Thirteen:
He co-directed and co-produced MW Repertory Theatre's production of Killing "Bob" (1990). This was the World Premiere of this Brooks Carruthers SubGenius play.

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Planet Weebo Is Populated Entirely by Prisoners. -- Electrifying New Proof

Cheers,
joe