Joseph Z Provo's Modulating World-Wide-Weirdness

Credo quia absurdum.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou surly dizzy-eyed bugbear, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou rump-fed baggage, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Pass the Lord, and Praise the Ammunition!

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Eleven:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

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Might I suggest that you hop over to my friend, some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome.; ASAP.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tuesday February 13th -- LIVE at Denny's
It's DTS All-Stars
 .. with special guests Hippos on Ipecac
Call 555-3989 for tickets!

LP release party this evening - 
Sideways with Buckets 
with Sluggyland 
and DXAGH!!

Dolby ProLogic-II All-Stars
 rippin' it up with ...
Big Cock Ring

Tonight at Altamont Speedway!
 Hip Hippo
 with a special solo acoustic performance by
Craig Pierantozzi (of Buttholeheads)!

Cheers,
joe