Joseph Z Provo's Transforming Web Crap

A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think they are the only person who can save the ship.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou venomed dread-bolted lewdster, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou infectious idle-headed horn-beast, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Abuse of the word "virtual". If something isn't "real" in the first place, there CANNOT be a "virtual" form of it; eg ALL internet domain names are "virtual domains".

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number 81:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest visiting GweepNet and you visit the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people, NOW!

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a young student met a master by the marketplace.
The student humbly said,  "How can I come to know deep justice?"
The master replied: "When the fig is overcome by the sunset, then there shall be fulfillment."
With that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe