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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Adventure Movie Fans! FEEL the Sheer *Blood-Chilling* TERROR of *** Empire of the Nazi Ghouls *** And Ross Hagen Returns as "L Ron Hubbard" in *** Battle for the Nubile Ectoplasm *** Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!
Cheers,
joe