Joe's Perpetually Shifting Web Grunk

A lie for a lie
A truth for a truth
and I've nothing left to lose
and I'm not afraid to die.

-Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou infectious impertinent beef-witted pigeon-egg, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou unmuzzled weather-bitten bum-bailey, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Gweeps love Caches! [Cache Now!] Try SQUID...

Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number 50:
He was a very early member of Jack Jansen's anarchy mailing list, and had to leave around 1994 when one too many teenyboppers wanted to talk hate and destruction.

"Using the network to swat Windows flaws is like having your arms amputated instead of washing your hands."
- Joe Provo

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Get out that second pair of pants for:
 French Horn and Moscovite Indiana Jones!
From Ohio Art, Ltd.'s Mr. Artiste Family series.

Cheers,
joe