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Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!
If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou lumpish guts-griping flirt-gill, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou saucy knotty-pated hugger-mugger, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
These pages weren't made with anything beyond My Favorite Text Editor.
Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Sixteen:
"[Usenet] News is only a more effective global transport for bulk data. Repeat until it sinks in."
- Joe Provo
I recommend you visit the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company; ASAP.
Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Weekly World News Claims: "Face of Dave Barry Seen Over San Jose. -- Photo of the Year!" Andrew Petrarca Laughs his Kneecaps Off.
Cheers,
joe