Joe "Catfish" Provo's Warping World-Wide-Weirdness

everybody dies frustrated and sad and that is beautiful

-They Might Be Giants


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou surly full-gorged pigeon-egg, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou venomed tardy-gaited flap-dragon, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD is a 1963 Ford Falcon ragtop, candy-apple red with a four-barrel carb and a full-out racing cam, zero-to-sixty in less time than it takes to say it, sex in the back seat all night long.

Little-known Crimson Fact Number Five-Thousand:
He was born in Virginia, though he has no Southern accent.

"A generalized email virus is technically impossible."
- Joe Provo

I suggest that you hop over to my friend, Bill Marrs.

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Are you ready to crush your enemies? Then you're ready for:
 Allen Wrench for IPv4 Union Boss Doll  
You put it together!  

Cheers,
joe