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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "herbal" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "an herbal supplement" or "an herbal remedy", but "an herbal" by itself is meaningless. An herbal WHAT?
Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Four:
"I'd sooner peel my eyeballs like grapes than not drink coffee."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Retro NOC Playset for Happy Fun Ball! From OS Walker Corp! In stores now! Sidney Poitier says "Math is hard".
Cheers,
joe