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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Alden Hall!
F-huge Dragon Milking Machine
with
The Fatherhood!
Fishhook!
and Question Your Big Brother!
| Sound Man, looking for a working band. Experienced in thrash, speed metal, and dub. I like filk, especially The Lord Stoat Six Tribute Band. Call Feynman at 555-0862. |
Live at Rocky Point!
DolphinBone
with
The William S. Burroughs Seven!
Piloting Knees!
and Mosquitoey Babies!
Call 555-1357 for tickets!
| St00pidTones performing for the first time with ... The Afternoon Feuds ... Free Crystal from the Makers of Pepsi at the door! |
Cheers,
joe