Joe Provo's Web Crap

Confusion will be my epitaph
As I crawl a cracked and broken path
If we make it we can all sit back and laugh
But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying

-King Crimson


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Well-known Catfish Fact Number Nine-Hundred and One:
He became an anarchist -in an instant- during the 1988 US election process.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I recommend that you hop over to my friend, Scott Lesser.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Attention Slasher Movie Fans!

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Violation of the Frozen Tramps ***

   And Gallagher Returns as "Trumpy" in

   *** Motel of the Ozone Jocks ***

   You won't believe your eyes!!!!

Cheers,
joe