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Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 3000:
"Some people can't get out of the way of their own shit."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for St. Tib's Day! SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Offramp of the Gruesome Accountants *** Together With the Equally Heart-Pounding *** Hitler's Deranged Rats *** From Miracle Pictures. If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.
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joe