The Catfish's Transmogrifying World-Wide-Weirdness

I've got too much energy to switch off my mind
But not enough to get organized

-The The


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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number 9:
He does any and everything under the auspices of the Church of the SubGenius. Even the stuff the Church tells him not to do.

"Immunity leads to impunity."
- Joe Provo

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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Baby Murdered by Pet Shriner. -- Hidden Camera Reveals All!

Cheers,
joe