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Word-of-the-Moment:
Obligatory
Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number 1:
"Good Engineering dictates that simple ways to avoid problems from occuring is better than having to solve problems that have occured."
- Joe Provo
I suggest visiting my friend, Ben "Limey" Bennett.
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Grade "B" Movie Fans! DON'T MISS this Action-Packed Feature! *** Cave of the Neanderthal Freaks *** Together With the Equally Hideous *** Rampage of the Brazen Gweeps *** Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!
Cheers,
joe