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What is FNORD? FNORD is the dregs at the bottom of your coffee.

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 69:
He used to hang out and perform at the original Worcester Artists' Group on Harlow Street in Worcester, Massachusetts.

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Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss this evening's Lamerpalooza!

FIVE BANDS!
Low Fidelity All-Stars
The SMTP Poots
Blind Moms
The Glosstones
Bugeye the Miffed Reptile
 . . . with Temporary Hafadas by Thelma!

The Rat extended set this Saturday.
 Five hours of Dissed Ghods

  ===  Sizable Blowjob ===
Will Be Appearing at These Baad Clubs:
2/31          The Lower Wedge 
4/7          The Blue Note 
4/1          Your Village's Bandstand 
2/7          Darryl's Cafe 
1/12          Denny's 
Call 555-6111 for more info!

You won't want to miss this evening's Locobazooka!

FIVE BANDS!
Perl Jam
Whale Floyd
The Ratio Posse
Release Candidate 909
Minister Zyrah Strike
 . . . with a chance to see Jer Johnson swallow Two Echidnae live! 

Cheers,
joe