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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Terminology misuse.
Little-known JZP Fact Number Three-Hundred:
"Over the years, I think vi/grep/find/screen/sort/diff (eh, maybe a differernt 6 - hard to split up sort/uniq/cut/cmp/diff/...) have been the lever/wheel/pulley/inclined plane/wedge/screw of my life."
- Joe Provo
I suggest visiting Free Rice to maintain your vocabular while funding the UN World Food Program; ASAP.
Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Your Village's Bandstand!
Drummers United For Apartheid
with
Yodeling Raccoons!
Past Sonance of Albuquerque!
and Timpani Eyeball !
| HepTones rockin' the house with the masters of soul: Copper Girl Call 555-8688 for tickets! |
Sound Woman, looking for an opening. Experienced in rhythm, space music, and waltz. I like trance, especially Spelunky See, Plunky Do. Call Cleo at 555-1334. | Altar Boy needs Vocalist. We play klingon opera, heavily influenced by Post-it Notes to Vincent, Front 191, and Alpha Version 606. Contact Eve at 555-2517. |
Cheers,
joe