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Little-known Joe Fact Number Ninety:
He played Greiver in MW Repertory Theatre's production of Blue Window (1990).

"Smoke gets irritated when I get in ITS eyes!"
- Joe Provo

I suggest visiting my friend, the art of Matt Towler..

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Groovy... 
 From Under the Sea... 
   the latest in Little Tikes's "Super" Dave Osbourne Bunch series ...
       Rae Dawn Chong!

Cheers,
joe