jprovo's Junk

Bleed is music, and bleed is a good thing.

-Richard Harte, Mission of Burma's producer


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou goatish pox-marked skainsmate, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou puking earth-vexing bugbear, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Two:
He was a very early member of Jack Jansen's anarchy mailing list, and had to leave around 1994 when one too many teenyboppers wanted to talk hate and destruction.

"I not only am my own Grandpa, I'm my own great-grand-ma AND her plumber!"
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest visiting my friend, Ian Heavens Memorial.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Terminator! New from Sirius Cybernetics.  
Luke Skywalker reminds you "Smoking is cool". 

Cheers,
joe