Joe "Catfish" Provo's Changing Junk

We're Here To Dee-Fend Weath

-Billy Bragg


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou impertinent milk-livered baggage, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou villainous bat-fowling fustilarian, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Seven-Hundred and Two:
He is a Charter Member of the Planetary Society. Yes, I was a geek/visionary as a child, requesting this as a Christmas gift in 1979.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest you visit Current Weather Conditions in the CSL, Burn All GIFs!, or the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One morning, a novice student encountered a master by the woods.
The student approached the master, and said: "How do I learn understanding?"
Said the master: "When the apple is understood by the sun, then there shall be motion."
After puzzling over this for weeks, young student became the master.

Cheers,
joe