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Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!
If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou roguish ill-nurtured foot-licker, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou infectious idle-headed hugger-mugger, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Cutesy neoligisms like: "mashup". Blend, mix, remix, edit and collage are all perfectly good words. Use them.
Well-known Crimson Fact Number 41:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest that you hop over to the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company and that you hop over to the browser-based game Lost .
Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Extreme...
From Downtown...
the latest in Dangerous Toys's Happy Fun Ball line ...
Destruction Strikebuster!
Beavis and Butthead say "Math is hard, and remember: Computers are Hard".
Cheers,
joe