Crimson's Transforming World-Wide-Weirdness

It's so easy to hate
It takes strength to be gentle and kind

-The Smiths


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Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number One:
He is a member of the USENIX Association

"Immunity leads to impunity."
- Joe Provo

I recommend you visit the Free Expression project; non-proprietary streaming media tools and applications.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Death Star Plagues Wall Street, Eggplant Crop Shrivels.

Cheers,
joe