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I am the Lizard Ing!

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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Fools who can't use turn signals when driving.

Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Thirty:
Rev. Ivan Stang owes him three undelivered issues of the Stark First of Removal, and has since 198-mumble.

"Using the network to swat Windows flaws is like having your arms amputated instead of washing your hands."
- Joe Provo

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Store Twenty-Four On Highland extended set this Saturday.
 Two hours of OffGlobe
Call  (986) 555-3976 for tickets!

Lieutenant Hammer U Duo
 LP release party with ...
Medicine Underground
 ... Free Rogaine at the door!

Thursday August 6th -- LIVE at Flood Control Dam #3
It's Deaf Cops
 .. with special guests The Violin Installer

Bringin' down the roof, "Detachable Choad"
 with
HippoBone
Loop Gazelley Deer and the Family Stalactite
 and Blue Donato

Cheers,
joe