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Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Nine-Hundred and Eight:
"Humans worship their weakest rather than face changing themselves."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest you visit Jack Jansen and you visit the Straight Dope.
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at Albuquerque's Fallfest! The Ben Hutchins Project with a special solo hypnotic performance by Edward Heath (of Lieutenant Alice Altar Boy (U.K.))! | Wolf Tool rockin' out with ... Group of Tick ... Free Formula 44 at the door! |
One Kilometer Screws needs Sound Man. We play klingon opera, heavily influenced by Battle Creek Dunk HipStars, Artists United Supporting Decaf, and Stupid Tigers. Contact Mary at 555-1335. | Elm Park extended set this Friday. Ten hours of Arrest-me Red Lent |
Cheers,
joe