Joe Provo's Web Page

He drops a capsule in your drink
and spikes your dreams with madness

-Bauhaus


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou puking dread-bolted giglet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou goatish milk-livered pignut, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD turns YOU into a 9 year old hindu boy!

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Fourteen:
He ran the first WWW server at WPI in 1993. It started out on a CS machine, migrated to the CCC machines, and became a term project for a pilot interdisciplinary course.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

You won't be able to contain yourself for:
 Cow Bell, for Blood League series 
   and new Jungle Noah Vawter! 
 
You put it together!  

Cheers,
joe