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| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Oshkosh Yom Kippur 8-track release party with ... Zinc Morphs to Aluminum | Tonight at G. Willikers Family Restaurant! 404 State with a special solo mellow performance by Iggy Pop (of Lead Can Rhumba)! Call 555-1942 for tickets! |
Live at Altamont Speedway!
Z.Z. Plop
with
Uebertuermglauben Heisstuermglauben!
The Artist Formerly Known as The TICK!
and Swoop Lousy Dog!
Call 555-4777 for tickets!
| Monkey See, Funky Do 45 release party with ... Sharks Having Sex Call 555-6218 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe