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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this year's WPI Indiefest! FIVE BANDS! Damn Wardens John Trussell Project Front 151 Husker Joo M.C. Groove L . . . with Interpretive Dance by Bob Vila | WTBD's Studio extended set this Thursday. Four hours of Missionary |
Blasting Uvulae jammin' with ... German Industrial Giants: Laieinglauben Bleisenstein ... Free XTacy at the door! | Tearin' it up, "High Fidelity Buggin'Stars" with The Watch City Posers Lieutenant Blue and The Tire Board |
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