Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.
Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!
If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou fobbing errant knotty-pated horn-beast, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou beslubbering jolthead, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number 2:
"By the time I reach the end of a book, it has re-written itself so's I'll read it again and keep it!"
- Joe Provo
I suggest visiting my friend, Scott Lesser.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a student encountered a master by a large tree. The student humbly said, "What is the nature of peace?" Upon hearing this, the master picked up his hand and hit the student three times. After puzzling over this for days, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe