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I been a drag racer on LSD
and I rode bare-assed on top of the Sphinx

-The Cramps


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What is FNORD? FNORD is a cigarette after a furious masturbation session.

Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Eighty:
He became an anarchist -in an instant- during the 1988 US election process.

"When I look out over a lawn, the grasses grow and shrink to even up!"
- Joe Provo

I recommend that you hop over to my friend, Jack Jansen; ASAP.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
The Artist Formerly Known as Steve Reeves
 headlinin' in an all-star gig with ...
The Landscaper Tribute Band
 ... Free Tab at the door!

The Espresso Bar extended set this Friday.
 Ten hours of The VCR Posse

Tonight at Flood Control Dam #3!
 The VOStones
 with a special solo a capella performance by
Lou Reed (of The Grandmotherhood)!

Cocaine Youth
 takin' the stage with
 the masters of rap:
The Mighty Rosstones

Cheers,
joe