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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number 8:
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Romance Movie Fans! Based upon TRUE events... *** Seance of the Bionic Scorpions from the Consortium Buses *** And You'll Also See the Sphincter-Clenching *** Rubber Mosquitos *** Definitely NOT for children under 10!!
Cheers,
joe