Joe "Catfish" Provo's Frequently Rotating Junk

A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism.


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Run from oncoming train at a 45-degree angle cutting the perpendicular between the direction it is coming and the direction from which you came.

Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 20:
He once got someone drunk to sign a check to the Church of the SubGenius.

"Extremism in the defense of Slack in usually some kinda vice."
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Groovy... 
 From The Sprawl... 
   the latest in OS Walker, Ltd.'s Nick Danger Corps series ...
       Big Red! 
Safety goggles not included.  

Cheers,
joe