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Word-of-the-Moment:
Scone
Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Four-Hundred:
"Your pink metronome heart pounds the beat of your own march to meaty death. NOW is all you've got so quit wasting it, you whiny apologists for the status quo."
- Joe Provo
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Funky Half-Cow Sidekick for Shriner-Corps! From BondoTRONIX! In stores now! You put it together!
Cheers,
joe