Joe's Shifting Web Crap

Agony is born of Desire
That's what you get for Wanting.

-Moev


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou churlish nut-hook, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou villainous dread-bolted death-token, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number One:
His initials are the FAA code for Pickens County Airport in Jasper (GA), which he has never visited.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest checking out the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company; ASAP.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   Experience the *Heart-Pounding* terror of

  *** Throne of the Violent Farmers ***

   And don't miss Claude Raines's last role in

   *** Dr. Blood's Nazi Slaves from Monster Island ***

   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Throat-Gripping conclusion!

Cheers,
joe