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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Victoria Theatre: A Gripping TRUE story! *** Mask of the Judo Apes *** With the Throat-Gripping Co-Feature *** Labyrinth of the Gonzo Pig Men *** Filmed in TECHNICOLOR!
Cheers,
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