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Little-known Joe Fact Number Eighty-Four:
"I AM your imaginary friend Derek, the real Derek and every Derek there ever was - Hell, I'm Bo Derek!"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Screwing Elbow kickin' ass with ... The UART Poots | Sound Man, looking for a working band. Experienced in speed metal, punk, and avant-garde. I like new wavecore, especially The Killing Bricks. Call Donato at 555-4187. |
You won't want to miss this Fall's Newport Jazz Festival! FIVE BANDS! Kids 2 Guys The Balsa Armada Girl Jam The Artist Formerly Known as Mojo Nixon One Meter Screws . . . with a chance to see M.C. Gweep-a-Lot swallow Seven Platypuses live! | Quackery Group needs Vocalist. We play soul, heavily influenced by Metal Wench, Imps Left at the Next Light, and Rich Babies on Minoxodil. Contact Cosey at (451) 555-4410. |
Cheers,
joe