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Word-of-the-Moment:
Abalative
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Five:
"Do what you love as work and then you'll hate it and no longer have a hobby."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest visiting the online anarchist library of Spunk Library, the Rozz-Tox Manifesto, or the browser-based game Lost .
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | *** Judas Father *** Will Be Appearing at These Marvelous Places: 5/21 Altamont Speedway 8/27 D.B. Foodees 11/7 WMBR's Studio Call 555-9964 for more info! | ### The Blacke Kaufmen ### Will Be Appearing at These Clubs: 10/15 G. Willikers Family Restaurant 4/21 The Cove Call 555-1299 for more info! |
Rockin' the house this weekend - London Hunk Famous People with Youth Down Six Blocks and Toilet Penis!! Call 555-9195 for tickets! | -#- DJ Loop K -#- Will Be Appearing at These Pubs: 11/27 Mama Josie's 9/1 Gompeii's Pub 6/22 The Above Club |
Cheers,
joe