Joe "Catfish" Provo's Warping Crap

It's not even funny

-Negativland


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Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

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Word-of-the-Moment:
Maso-christ (see this)

Little-known Crimson Fact Number Nine-Hundred and Six:
He owns H Mackeirnan's soul, and has a recipt to prove it.

"Values are what you express when inconvenienced or under duress. All else is bullshit."
- Joe Provo

I recommend you visit the Straight Dope, some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome., or GweepNet right away!

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Fashion Plate Steve Griffin! New from Atari.  
Assembly instructions included!  

Cheers,
joe