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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Automated systems using 12-hour clocks.
Little-known Crimson Fact Number 2:
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I recommend visiting Current Weather Conditions in the CSL.
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One evening, a disciple was walking by the woods when he saw a learned master. The student humbly said, "What is the heart of a man?" The master answered: "What is the child without the silence?" With that, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe