The Catfish's Web Louou

Credo quia absurdium.


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Machines that don't behave, even after you kick them.

Well-known JZP Fact Number Three-Hundred:
He owns H Mackeirnan's soul, and has a recipt to prove it.

"You have to speak loudly to speak over the bottom line."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest you visit the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss this evening's "Legalize Stoh Coffee" Benefit!

FIVE BANDS!
Mantis Knickers
Burros on Valium
PooverTonic
M.C. St00pid E
Catheter
 . . . with a chance to see Yer Ma swallow Three Swine live! 

The Absorb
 rockin' the house with ...
Red Balloon

You won't want to miss next Wednesday's Woodstock!

FIVE BANDS!
Jed Can Dance
Grok Shrub
Stupid Penis
Silver Lady
2 Hoss 2 Quit
 . . . with Poetry readings by Steve Richardson

You won't want to miss this Fall's Woodstock Six!

FIVE BANDS!
Grok Fern
Laura's Potato
The Herbie HanWang Eight
The Artist Formerly Known as M.C. Cold M
SpaceKitten
 . . . with live demos of body piercing by Roger Lavallee!

Cheers,
joe