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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Shrine of the Flaming Goddess *** With the Sphincter-Clenching Co-Feature *** Coven of the Captive Mushroom People *** Definitely NOT for Spineless Wimps!!
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