Catfish's Freaky Pages

Do you respect a world
Committing suicide?

-Skinny Puppy


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Obligatory

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Fourty-One:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WUVT in Blacksburg, Virginia. Unfortunately, it was on the AM side, not the FM station, but he subbed-in for FM folks from time to time.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest that you hop over to Noah Vawter shifty crackpot, netcowboy, or the Free Expression project; non-proprietary streaming media tools and applications.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   DON'T MISS this Scary Feature!

  *** Armageddon of the Ozone Scoutmaster ***

   And For the First Time on the Continent

   *** Birth of the Druids ***

   Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!

Cheers,
joe