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Little-known Joe Fact Number Eighteen:
"I'd sooner peel my eyeballs like grapes than not drink coffee."
- Joe Provo
I recommend you visit my friend, Jer Johnson (He's huge!).
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Just in time for New Year's Day: Fifth Husband for Pocket-Sized Ken! From Maas-Neotek's Big Red Socket Set line. Wallace and Grommit say "Just grab 'im in the biscuits!". Contains small parts.
Cheers,
joe