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- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | GreatWoods extended set this Friday. Five hours of The Steamy Mulch Project | Ripping the roof off, "Howling Chickens" with Froggie Tots Koala Style and Painful Fury |
--- Fiberglass Wench --- Will Play at These Easy Venues: 5/18 The Oshkosh Brewing Company 10/22 The Bean Counter Call 555-2342 for more info! | Rockin' the house next Wednesday - Fucked Bellboys with MST and Tzeuuestspan Bleieinde!! |
Cheers,
joe