JZP's Rotating Web Junk

It's so easy to hate
It takes strength to be gentle and kind

-The Smiths

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou tickle-brained foot-licker, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou craven hedge-pig, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology?

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest checking out GweepCo, the web-based online game Urban Dead, or the art of Matt Towler. now.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Sizable Roach
 rippin' it up with
 the masters of metal:
Sperm Whale Style

Kickin' it one time old school this weekend - 
Fila Russia 
with DJ Soopa-Fresh (U.K.) 
and Mutant Dads!!

Phone Calls to Cosey
 playing their last show with ...
Scrawny Lousy
 ... Free Crystal from the Makers of Pepsi at the door!

Steve's House extended set this Friday.
 Seven hours of Yer Ma and Jer Johnson
Call 555-1262 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe