Joe Provo's Web Pages

Absolutum obsoletum.

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Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Eight:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest visiting my friend, Christine Jesensky.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Jim Carroll Faked His Own Death! -- Mechanic Provides Pictures!

Cheers,
joe