Catfish's Often Changing Web Pages

Absolutum obsoletum.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou ruttish hasty-witted measle, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou fawning earth-vexing malt-worm, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Gweeps love Caches! Try SQUID...

Little-known Catfish Fact Number Seven-Hundred:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WUVT in Blacksburg, Virginia. Unfortunately, it was on the AM side, not the FM station, but he subbed-in for FM folks from time to time.

"Unless adherence is automated, a standard is useless."
- Joe Provo

I suggest you visit the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc..

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Super Saver Special movie:

   The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY!

  *** Slumber Party of the Ozone Maniacs ***

   With the Sphincter-Clenching Co-Feature

   *** Beast Geeky Roommates from E-15 ***

   Free Mexican Stoplight Candy will be given to the first 20 people!

Cheers,
joe