JZP's Fluctuating Web Crap

It's so easy to hate
It takes strength to be gentle and kind

-The Smiths


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou puny weather-bitten pigeon-egg, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou goatish plume-plucked pigeon-egg, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

These pages look just great with Lynx. Download your own copy of Lynx Now!

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Three:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"If this crap keeps up, I'm going to drive over there, lop off heads and limbs, and BOWL people's SKULLS into their own BLOODY STUMPS."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest that you hop over to Scott Lesser and you visit the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company right away!

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Retro Second Husband for Happy Fun Ball! 
From RCN! 
In stores now! 
Engineer says "Never Whistle while you're pissing". 

Cheers,
joe