Joe's Perpetually Modulating World-Wide-Weirdness

Lick the carpet, Dust the dog, Mow the windows, Shine the socks

-Tear Garden


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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number 65:
He coins new terms regularly: 'english muffian': a ruffian's breakfast.

"When I look out over a lawn, the grasses grow and shrink to even up!"
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
The Warm Pumpkins
 bringin' down the roof with ...
Rug Rats Next Door
Call 555-8562 for tickets!

Sound Woman, looking for an opening.
Experienced in music, rockabilly,
and punk.  I like sound, especially
He Might Be The DOStones.
Call Roger at  (743) 555-5574.

Inflatable Swans For The TICK
 headlining an all ages show with ...
Muppophone Riot

Tonight at Red Rocks!
 Juneheads
 with a special solo hypnotic performance by
Steamy Mulch (of Corporal Guy and the Silver Crusades)!

Cheers,
joe