Joe "Catfish" Provo's Changing Crap

Do you respect a world
Committing suicide?

-Skinny Puppy


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Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Five-Thousand and Ninety:
He refused to join MENSA; he's not insecure enough to need a piece of paper to tell him he has value.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest that you hop over to my friend, the art of Matt Towler..

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
The Swampy McGonigle Tribute Band
 performing for the first time with ...
Destroyed Engineers
Call 555-9251 for tickets!

Live at College of the Holy Cross!
 Protest Against The Magic Finger
 with
Grrrrl Corporation!
  Q&A Folk Factory!
    and The Ben Hutchins Three!
Call 555-3391 for tickets!

WAG extended set this Saturday.
 Five hours of Defying Raisins

Wolves Having Sex
 for their big Reunion Show with ...
Primus
 ... Free Heroin at the door!

Cheers,
joe