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Word-of-the-Moment:
Zither

Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Six:
Rev. Ivan Stang owes him three undelivered issues of the Stark First of Removal, and has since 198-mumble.

"Be the disruptive change you wish to see in the world."
- Joe Provo

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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to a Theatre NEAR YOU!

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Assault of the Reckless Zombies from the Dark Side of the Moon ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Scary

   *** Lighthouse of the Radioactive Alligators from Mars ***

   You won't believe your eyes!!!!

Cheers,
joe