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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Cameron's Congruences playing a benefit concert with ... MSS ... Free Cheese Wheel Pie at the door! | For their big Reunion Show, "Birdy Kids" with Donutz Platoon Green Boy and Bill and Feynman |
Wednesday December 3rd -- LIVE at Worcester State College It's GJHXF .. with special guests Mute Zucchini | Live at The Plantation Club!
Flock of Squirrels
with
Massive Incursion!
The Tragically Scrumpdillicious!
and The Queer Tribute Band!
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Cheers,
joe