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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Kroover performing for the first time in America with the masters of waltz: Memos to Edward | Tuesday July 2nd -- LIVE at Red Rocks It's The Broken Blue Dots .. with special guests Gnobert's Banana |
=== Donato's Widget === Will Play at These Auditoriums: 3/27 J.J. Barnicles 7/24 The Iron Horse Pub | Sizable Throe needs Sound Person. We play rockabilly, heavily influenced by KKV, the Gorehounds, and RadTones. Contact Katrina at 555-4155. |
Cheers,
joe