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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at The Plantation Club! Louse Style with a special solo mellow performance by Yo Yo Ma (of Massive Red Prick)! | Wednesday October 27th -- LIVE at Bison County It's Up with Forges .. with special guests Reep Orange |
Tonight at G. Willikers Family Restaurant! B&M Ragtime Warehouse with a special solo folky performance by Roger Lavallee (of Big Thunder Peep Show)! | Live at UMASS Lowell!
Cardinal Position
with
Templeheads!
M.C. Easy Heat!
and Klingons United For Overmen Protesting War!
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Cheers,
joe