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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Yellow Chameleon tearing down the walls with the masters of party: Coop | The East L.A. Surfers kickin' it one time old school with ... Enormatel ... Free Cheez Doodle Pie at the door! |
-#- Dolby Digital All-Stars -#- Will Play at These Kool Auditoriums: 3/14 London's Autumnfest 4/1 Moe's | Tonight at The Blue Note! The Flesh Eating Arcturan Mega-White Bishops with a special solo unplugged performance by Lou Reed (of Kroove Corporation)! |
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