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"Unless adherence is automated, a standard is useless."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Performing for the first time in America, "Assorted Big Societies" with Big Pre-Emptive Strike Sizable Bucket and Friggin' Mildew | Vocalist, looking to jam with. Experienced in soulcore, new age, and folk. I like grunge, especially Widget Penis. Call Mike at 555-8647. |
Tonight at Flood Control Dam #3! Soup Sluggy Dog and the Fucknuts with a special solo acoustic performance by Patti Smith (of SMTP64)! Call 555-3826 for tickets! | Appearing for one time only this evening - Autistic Chickens with Monster Dragon and Pissed Gweeps!! |
Cheers,
joe