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I suggest visiting my friend, Jer Johnson (He's huge!) right away!
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Retro...
From Under the Sea...
the latest in Norton, LLP's Happy Fun Ball line ...
Yentl!
Contains small parts.
Cheers,
joe