Joe "Crimson" Provo's Junk

I don't know about your brain- but mine is really bossy.
I come home from a day on the golf course and I find all these messages scribbled on wrinkled up scraps of paper
And they say thing like: Why don't you get a real job?
Or: You and what army?
Or: Get a horse.

-Laurie Anderson

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Gweeps hate spam!

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

  =#=  The UART Explodes =#=
Will Be Appearing at These Happening Auditoriums:
9/27          J.J. GoodTimes  
11/14          Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel 
Call 555-2536 for more info!

The Ass Poots
 jammin' with
 the masters of zydeco:
Run DMC

DJ Hoopy Groove needs Mellotron-player.
We play synth-pop, heavily influenced by
Ted Can Dance,
Werewolf Liederhosen,
and German Industrial Giants: Altwanksteinwechachs Einseneuch.  Contact Gnobert at 555-9030.

William Clinton's Nipple Clamp
 rockin' out with ...
Fiberglass Morphs to Cesium

Cheers,
joe