Joe "Crimson" Provo's Junk

Sing it to the crazies
Sing it to the ladies
sing it to the aliens an' asteroids

-Cheese On Bread


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Milksop

Totally Random Joe Fact Number 4:
He was born in Virginia, but has no accent.

"A generalized email virus is technically impossible."
- Joe Provo

I recommend visiting New Ways Of Thinking now.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a student saw a master by the road.
Said the student to the master: "What is the secret to deep knowledge?"
Upon hearing this, the master hit the student ten times with a rod.
At that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe