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Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number 10:
"Do what you love as work and then you'll hate it and no longer have a hobby."
- Joe Provo
I recommend that you hop over to New Ways Of Thinking.
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Thirty-Eight Years For Uncontrolled Gun Murderer. "I Would Do It Again" Says Gryphon.
Cheers,
joe