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I am a mighty tree in this obsidian forest.

-Tuxedomoon

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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Seven:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds 
Thursday October 10th -- LIVE at Moe's
It's Floyd's Pumpkin
 .. with special guests The Lukewarm Tomatoes


Live at Durgin Hall!
 A Lunchning Tornado
 with
Bazookas for Lapdance!
  DJ Heat Y!
    and Kids In Town!
Call 555-5502 for tickets!


United for the first time on stage this year - 
Aluminum Lady 
with Flock of Lizards 
and Orange Prod!!


Tonight at The Red Elephant!
 Toilet
 with a special solo mellow performance by
Bob Mould (of Horkin' Dragon)!

Cheers,
joe