Joe Provo's Web Louou

I used to be disgusted
Now I try to be amused

-Elvis Costello


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou bawdy beetle-headed foot-licker, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou puny fool-born puttock, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "authoring". You don't do "paintering" or "scultpering", you "paint", "sculpt" and "write". Get over it.

Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Eight:
He does any and everything under the auspices of the Church of the SubGenius. Even the stuff the Church tells him not to do.

"Extremism in the defense of Slack in usually some kinda vice."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Bewildered Lawyer Confirms "My Brother Spied On Me for the Shadow."

Cheers,
joe