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What is FNORD? FNORD is a palindrome for "Total Frontal Lobotomy"!
Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Six:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I recommend you visit the Straight Dope and checking out Jack Jansen.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Anosmic Fathers united for the first time on stage with the masters of goth: Honkin' Phallus | Tuesday December 30th -- LIVE at UMaine Orono It's Priest .. with special guests Deaf Pomegranate Call 555-9330 for tickets! |
Tonight at The Bangkok Brewing Company! Rolling Fuzzbox with a special solo folky performance by Edward Heath (of Hissing Fish)! Call (068) 555-7449 for tickets! | Kitten Scarves needs Sound Man. We play big band, heavily influenced by Hila Capitalistica, Baby Women's Dumb Fan Club, and Fucking Cherries. Contact Cleo at 555-5881. |
Cheers,
joe