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I suggest checking out the Straight Dope.
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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Just in time for Yom Kippur: 60's Outfit, for Happy Fun Ball and friends and new Underwater Strikebuster! General Blood says "Call my 900 number and remember: Drink 8 glasses of root beer a day".
Cheers,
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