Joe "Catfish" Provo's Frequently Transmogrifying Web Junk

A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism.


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.

Well-known Catfish Fact Number Seven-Hundred and One:
He is a member of the Rho Kappa cast of Alpha Psi Omega, the national Honorary Dramatic Fraternity.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest checking out my friend, Scott Lesser, NOW!

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Live at BioSphere!
 Demented Dads
 with
Paralyzed Pomegranate!
  The UART Shoots!
    and Big War!

Live at Durgin Hall!
 Punch-drunk Horses
 with
Tungsten Herd!
  Hiliary Clinton's Dildo!
    and Past Vibration of London!

Performing for the first time in America, "Monster Wolf Faucet"
 with
Shit Your Ghod
The Defiant Tattoos
 and Spare Wasp

Kickin' ass, "The RMV"
 with
Loogie Experience
InsideGaia
 and Crippled Monsters

Cheers,
joe