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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Groove Society rippin' it up with the masters of sound: Cooks | Bringin' down the roof this weekend - M.C. Jazzy Bitchin' with Paisley Tuberculosis and Mill Band!! |
Ripping the roof off, "Big Big Dragonfly" with These Will Be Feral F-huge Crime and Shit Cops Call 555-9989 for tickets! | For their big Reunion Show this weekend - Beatbox Gut with The Nick Danger Nine and Dope Anteater!! Call 555-8394 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe