Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.
Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!
If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou fobbing full-gorged ratsbane, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou puking boil-brained bladder, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
GLOW POP!
GLOP WOP!
PLOG POW!
PLOP GOW!
WOG POLP!
WOP GOLP!
Well-known Joe Fact Number 5:
"You cannot defend your principles by violating them."
- Joe Provo
Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a novice seeker spied a sage by the marketplace. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the nature of beauty?" The master struck the student three times with a rock. With that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe