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Super Saver Special movie: DON'T MISS this Blood-Chilling Feature! *** Twitch of the Blood-Drenched Crocodiles from Planet X *** And For the First Time Anywhere *** Death Ride of the Stone Age Pygmies from the Abyss *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in Repuls-O-Rama!!!
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