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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Four:
"When the USA Today vanishes and journalism resurfaces from the mire of gory photos, we'll have a chance of losing the losing on the 'net."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Radical...
From The Sprawl...
the latest in Parker Fathers's Sidney Poitier Bunch series ...
Powdered Toast Man!
Eighth Husband sold separately.
Cheers,
joe