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Word-of-the-Moment:
Payback
Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number 70:
"Values are what you express when inconvenienced or under duress. All else is bullshit."
- Joe Provo
I recommend you visit the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc. or you visit the web-based online game Urban Dead.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at Stonehenge! Cholera with a special solo acoustic performance by Joe Provo (of Gidal)! | Accordion Earthquake performing for the first time in America with ... Enraged Imps |
Performing for the first time this year - Purple Cleo with Hippoface and Husker Spew!! | You won't want to miss next year's Lollapalooza! FIVE BANDS! Ghod Questioner The Lemuria Destroyers The FCC M.C. Stupid Cesium Z Beantown Lunk Super-Stars . . . with Poetry readings by M.C. Illin' Loop One |
Cheers,
joe