"Catfish" Joe's Modulating Pages

bodies may be made of fire, but souls are made of ice

-the Cure


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou paunchy guts-griping ratsbane, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mammering fly-bitten horn-beast, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Sometimes we're the Ones, Sometimes we're the Zeroes.

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Five-Hundred:
He has never tried to kill ANYONE with a forklift.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

This season's GOTTA HAVE toy:
 Test Set for Futuristic Sylvester Stallone!
From Sirius Cybernetics, LLC's Peter Weller League and friends. 

Cheers,
joe