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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Seven:
He was highly active in alt.config in the early 1990s.

"You cannot defend your principles by violating them."
- Joe Provo

I suggest visiting the online anarchist library of Spunk Library, NOW!

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Live at Jake & Earl's Roadhouse!
 Run DDT
 with
The Ear Shoots!
  DJ Soopa-Cool!
    and Dolby ProLogic-II Super-Stars!

Bison County extended set this Friday.
 Nine hours of Doove Society

Headlining an all ages show next Winter - 
Primus 
with Soover 
and Standby Tick!!

Tape release party this Summer - 
The Velvet Green Dots 
with Swampy McGonigle Project 
and DJ Ginseng Dealer!!

Cheers,
joe