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| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Annoyed Spotted Pastors needs Sound Person. We play polka, heavily influenced by Jihad Against The Faucet, Boss Mouse, and The Morb. Contact Elvis at 555-3422. | Uranium Girl playing a benefit concert with ... FooverChronic ... Free Angel Dust at the door! |
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