Crimson's Crap

Let's hear it now for good old '89

-Tear Garden


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Little-known Crimson Fact Number Twelve:
He once got someone drunk to sign a check to the Church of the SubGenius.

???OTHERQUOTES???

I suggest checking out Jack Jansen and visiting the Straight Dope now.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for the Harvest!

   A Bone-Chilling TRUE story!

  *** Surfers ***

   And don't miss Greta Garbo's last role in

   *** Pyramid of the Angry Tse-tse Flies ***

   From Miracle Pictures.  If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.

Cheers,
joe