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"Eventually, all useful network functions will be encoded in DNS or BGP or both."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | >>> XQHEI <<< Will Be Appearing at These Heavy Clubs: 8/8 Stonehenge 9/19 Red Rocks | Tonight at The Middle East! Rod Timpani with a special solo acoustic performance by Steve Richardson (of Red Function)! |
Playing a benefit concert this weekend - DJ Spiffy Square and the Hep Missionary with Bluegrass Mighty Boy and Joy Platoon!! | Performing for the first time in America this year - M.C. Super-Bitchin' with Ice Fan Club and Enraged Gods!! |
Cheers,
joe