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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number 3005:
"If someone has enough time for politics, they clearly need more real work to do."
- Joe Provo
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One day, a seeker was walking by a field when she met a sage. The student humbly said, "How can I know health?" The master answered: "When the light is surrounded by the moon, then there shall be sky." Then, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe