Joe "Crimson" Provo's Web Junk

Somewhere there's a smile with my name on it.

-The Replacements


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou fobbing dismal-dreaming bugbear, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou puking boil-brained apple-john, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD makes "Friends" funny!

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Nine:
He played Stephen in MW Repertory Theatre's production (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

"Any sufficiently advanced understanding of technology is indistinguishable from nihilism."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest that you hop over to the online game Urban Dead or visiting the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company, NOW!

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Run VH1
 playing a benefit concert with ...
Ben Hutchins Project
 ... Free Reefers at the door!

Mary's Drumbox Group
 performing for the first time with
 the masters of disco:
Scratch Leopard

Takin' the stage, "The Antidote"
 with
Monkey See, Chunky Do
Tots Et Cetera
 and Homicidal Lemon Curry

Keyboardist, looking for an opening.
Experienced in ragtime, avant-garde,
and funk.  I like big band, especially
Chemical Quadrille.
Call Beelzebub at 555-7740.

Cheers,
joe