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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Verbing nouns in general. It shows ignorance of the meaning of the noun.
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Two-Hundred:
"Some people can't get out of the way of their own shit."
- Joe Provo
I recommend visiting my friend, some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome.; ASAP.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
New Zuccini Diet Helps You Lose Thirty-Seven Pounds and Live to Be Fifteen.
Cheers,
joe