"Catfish" Joe's Freaky Web Crap

There's a finger in my crackerjacks!

-Happy Flowers

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou ill-breeding bugbear, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou puking spur-galled jolthead, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Three:
He hates microsoft because it has lowered the expectations of end-users. People expect computers to suck now, and that's just not true.

"There are Lies, Damned Lies, and Spam."
- Joe Provo

I suggest visiting GweepCo... before it is too late.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Attention Fantasy Movie Fans!

   The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY!

  *** Seance of the Voodoo Ferrets ***

   And You'll Also See the Scary

   *** Conquest of the Hysterical Iguanas from Another Galaxy ***

   Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!

Cheers,
joe