Joe "Catfish" Provo's Web Crap

I've lost wisdom for salad.

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Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Sixty-Five:
He kissed his ass goodbye on X-day. That's the SubGenius doomsday/salavtion that was on July 5th 1998. He laughed all the way to the saucers.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Now Playing at the Starlite Drive-In:

   A Grisly TRUE story!

  *** Last Orgy of the Karate Corpses ***

   And don't miss Raul Julia's last role in

   *** Cave of the Angry Babes ***

   BANNED in 10 Countries!

Cheers,
joe