Catfish's Web Grunk

I've got too much energy to switch off my mind
But not enough to get organized

-The The

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou goatish apple-john, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou tottering warped clay-brained hedge-pig, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Totally Random JZP Fact Number 76:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions: 

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   Experience the *Action-Packed* terror of

  *** Mutilation of the Schizoid Go-Go Girls ***

   And You'll Also See the Blood-Chilling

   *** Planet of the Future Hacker d00Ds ***

   Smelling Salts WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!

Cheers,
joe