Joe "Catfish" Provo's World-Wide-Weirdness

I don't care about the paychecks
I don't care about the job sec-ur-it-eee
I don't care about the rent
you know I'm out in the front yard sawin' up bill collectors with a chainsaw

-Mojo Nixon


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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 20:
He produced MW Repertory's production of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

"Marie Osmond is pregnant with my Three-Septumed Love Child!" Reveals Boris Yeltsin

Cheers,
joe