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Word-of-the-Moment:
Non-matrivending

Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number 80:
He owns H Mackeirnan's soul, and has a recipt to prove it.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Casiotone-player, looking for an opening.
Experienced in skronk, speedfunk,
and trip-hop.  I like punk, especially
Green Telephones.
Call Billy Bob at 555-4323.

Expect Shrubbery
 rockin' out with
 the masters of bluegrass:
Sporks for Lapdance

Headlinin' in an all-star gig this weekend - 
Smoke Machine 
with Chemical Brothers 
and The Peeved Green Messiahs!!

Rocky Point extended set this Thursday.
 Nine hours of StingProngs

Cheers,
joe