Joseph Z Provo's Mutating Web Louou

Credo quia absurdium.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou mammering tardy-gaited spur-galled haggard, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou onion-eyed clack-dish, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

These pages weren't made with anything beyond My Favorite Text Editor. (written in the vi editor)

Little-known Joe Fact Number Eighteen:
He is a member of the USENIX Association

"I'd sooner peel my eyeballs like grapes than not drink coffee."
- Joe Provo

I recommend you visit my friend, Jer Johnson (He's huge!).

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Just in time for New Year's Day:
 Fifth Husband for Pocket-Sized Ken!
From Maas-Neotek's Big Red Socket Set line. 
Wallace and Grommit say "Just grab 'im in the biscuits!".
Contains small parts. 

Cheers,
joe