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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Rocky Point extended set this Friday. Seven hours of Husker Roo | Weasels on Snuff needs Guitarist. We play trip-hop, heavily influenced by Briefstueruchs Unteriengeubwankzeittauben, Ignorebidal, and DMC. Contact Margo at (831) 555-4923. |
Vocalist, looking for gigs. Experienced in rap, waltz, and acid. I like jazz, especially Future Audio of Cleveland. Call Cleo at 555-3428. | Atlanta's Fallfest extended set this Saturday. Ten hours of Ruby Easter Call 555-7696 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe