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Little-known Crimson Fact Number 4:
"Shoggoth-i-os? The great taste of amorphous blob - NOW in a CAN!"
- Joe Provo
I recommend that you hop over to the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company and visiting the online anarchist library of Spunk Library; ASAP.
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a student met a sage by the river. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the laugh of a girl?" Said the master: "As the stick is close to the star, so is water with the stone." In that moment, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe