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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... FEEL the Sheer *Throat-Gripping* TERROR of *** Nazi Yetis *** Featured on a Double Bill with the Action-Packed *** Fury of the Ferocious Hamsters from E-15 *** Free Plastic Sheets will be given to people whose names begin with I!
Cheers,
joe