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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number One:
"Your pink metronome heart pounds the beat of your own march to meaty death. NOW is all you've got so quit wasting it, you whiny apologists for the status quo."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Hey Love-birds... FEEL the Sheer *Blood-Chilling* TERROR of *** Galaxy of the Pagan Freaks from 20,000 Fathoms *** And For the First Time in America *** Doom of the Vampire Daka Trays *** Free Wet-naps will be given to Everyone in the first three rows!
Cheers,
joe