Joe "Crimson" Provo's World-Wide-Weirdness

Somewhere there's a smile with my name on it.

-The Replacements


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Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Two:
He does not practice ultracrepidarianism.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

The latest from Ohio Art Corp!
 The best Grand Piano for Happy Fun Ball! 
Contains small parts.  

Cheers,
joe