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-Tom Waits


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Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Well-known Joe Fact Number 5:
His favorite colour is red.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Live at G. Willikers Family Restaurant!
 Thelma and Darryl
 with
Metric Phallus!
  The Polysorb!
    and Ewokheads!

You won't want to miss next Monday's "Just Say Yes To Blow" Benefit!

FIVE BANDS!
Fila Japanesia
SpaceGazelle
Tots with Metric Phalluses
Big Raccoon
P3
 . . . with Stoh Coffee Taking weirdos!
Call 555-8964 for tickets!

The Blue Note extended set this Friday.
 Seven hours of Sed Jam
Call 555-3163 for tickets!

Tonight at The Seattle Beergarden!
 People for "Bob"
 with a special solo a capella performance by
Marv Albert (of Shit Your Ghod)!
Call 555-8736 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe