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-Sparks


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Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Ninety-Five:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"The phrase "full Internet routing table" is the same as "full Usenet/Netnews feed" - meaningless."
- Joe Provo

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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One chilly evening, a student came upon a master by the well.
"Oh Master," said the student, "What is the nature of knowledge?"
Said the master: "When the spirit is understood by the health, then there shall be star."
Then, the disciple became the master.

Cheers,
joe