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A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism.

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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number 2:
He produced MW Repertory's production of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

"If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the law and the facts are against you, peddle horseshit revisionist history. (Apologies to Sandburg)"
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, an eager student came upon a sage by the temple.
The student approached the master, and said: "How can I acquire full justice?"
Upon hearing this, the master picked up a stick and hit the student.
After puzzling over this for months, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe