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I suggest checking out the browser-based game Lost or that you hop over to the art of Matt Towler.; ASAP.
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for the Harvest! Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of *** Savage Lust of the Blind Sadists *** And For the First Time Anywhere *** Blood Sport of the Martian Vampires *** From Miracle Pictures. If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.
Cheers,
joe