"Catfish" Joe's Mutating Web Pages

I said, everybody falls down

-Throwing Muses


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Imprecision in technical areas.

Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Five:
He became an anarchist -in an instant- during the 1988 US election process.

"Unless adherence is automated, a standard is useless."
- Joe Provo

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Performing for the first time in America, "Assorted Big Societies"
 with
Big Pre-Emptive Strike
Sizable Bucket
 and Friggin' Mildew

Vocalist, looking to jam with.
Experienced in soulcore, new age,
and folk.  I like grunge, especially
Widget Penis.
Call Mike at 555-8647.

Tonight at Flood Control Dam #3!
 Soup Sluggy Dog and the Fucknuts
 with a special solo acoustic performance by
Patti Smith (of SMTP64)!
Call 555-3826 for tickets!

Appearing for one time only this evening - 
Autistic Chickens 
with Monster Dragon 
and Pissed Gweeps!!

Cheers,
joe