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Little-known Catfish Fact Number Five-Thousand and Six:
"There are Lies, Damned Lies, and Spam."
- Joe Provo
I suggest that you hop over to the Straight Dope, NOW!
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
"The Sacking of Troy Was Masterminded by the United Nations" Insists Robert Vaughn.
Cheers,
joe