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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Fools who can't use turn signals when driving.
Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Four-Hundred:
"You may not be able to get a contact high, but you sure can get contact stress."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Adult's Day! A Spine-Tingling TRUE story! *** Frenzy of the Cunning Smog Monster *** And You'll Also See the Action-Packed *** Mysterious Wedge Rats from the Valley of Fear *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in TECHNICOLOR!!!
Cheers,
joe