The Catfish's Web Site

I have a gun in my head
I'm invisible
I can't find the ice

-Throwing Muses


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Mailing otherwise plain text data in office-type formats (open or closed), pdfs, spreadsheets, etc. What I should be able to just glance at quickly then requires opening some external something.

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 3:
He was born in Virginia, though he has no Southern accent.

"Social cues are hard."
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
GreatWoods extended set this Friday.
 Five hours of The Steamy Mulch Project

Ripping the roof off, "Howling Chickens"
 with
Froggie Tots
Koala Style
 and Painful Fury

  ---  Fiberglass Wench ---
Will Play at These Easy Venues:
5/18          The Oshkosh Brewing Company 
10/22          The Bean Counter 
Call 555-2342 for more info!

Rockin' the house next Wednesday - 
Fucked Bellboys 
with MST 
and Tzeuuestspan Bleieinde!!

Cheers,
joe