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- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Singing Navel digital audio tape release party with ... Girlies Down the Street | --- Chitown Stoh Coffee --- Will Be Appearing at These Def Clubs: 1/2 Moe's 8/12 Your Village's Bandstand Call 555-3756 for more info! |
The UART Poots for their big Reunion Show with ... Machine Guns for Lapdance ... Free Ergot at the door! Call 555-4470 for tickets! | Magenta Sabbath bringin' down the roof with ... Purple Liz ... Free Crystal from the Makers of Pepsi at the door! |
Cheers,
joe