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Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Eleven:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest visiting the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc.; ASAP.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Hackery Division tearing down the walls with the masters of rock: Maim Deans | Sound Person, looking to play out. Experienced in big band, acid-top-40, and waltz. I like swing, especially Square Armada. Call Iggy at 555-1949. |
Appearing for one time only this Winter - DJ Waihyip Groove B with SpaceLouse and Narrow Weasel!! | --- Red Dirigible --- Will Play at These Phat Pubs: 8/7 Rocky Point 5/29 GreatWoods Call 555-7277 for more info! |
Cheers,
joe