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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Hey Love-birds... Experience the *Action-Packed* terror of *** Secrets of the Decrepit Pig Men *** With the Blood-Chilling Co-Feature *** Wasteland of the Wanton Damned *** You'll SHUDDER at the UNBELIEVABLE Spectacle!!
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