The Catfish's Junk

Did you know that there is only one 15 letter word in the English language that can be spelled without repeating a letter? That word is "uncopyrightable".

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou surly fen-sucked maggot-pie, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou rank half-faced vassal, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Word-of-the-Moment:
Balance

"The unix-like-system paradigm is to become more efficient, while the windows-like paradigm is to throw more resources at the problem until it goes away for a week."
- Joe Provo

I suggest you visit Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Cheers,
joe