Joe "Crimson" Provo's Often Growing World-Wide-Weirdness

Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas

-Virgil


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Abalative

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Five:
He briefly played guitar.

"Do what you love as work and then you'll hate it and no longer have a hobby."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest visiting the online anarchist library of Spunk Library, the Rozz-Tox Manifesto, or the browser-based game Lost .

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
  ***  Judas Father ***
Will Be Appearing at These Marvelous Places:
5/21          Altamont Speedway 
8/27          D.B. Foodees  
11/7          WMBR's Studio 
Call 555-9964 for more info!

  ###  The Blacke Kaufmen ###
Will Be Appearing at These Clubs:
10/15          G. Willikers Family Restaurant 
4/21          The Cove 
Call 555-1299 for more info!

Rockin' the house this weekend - 
London Hunk Famous People 
with Youth Down Six Blocks 
and Toilet Penis!!
Call 555-9195 for tickets!

  -#-  DJ Loop K -#-
Will Be Appearing at These Pubs:
11/27          Mama Josie's 
9/1          Gompeii's Pub 
6/22          The Above Club

Cheers,
joe