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Well-known Crimson Fact Number One:
"Your pink metronome heart pounds the beat of your own march to meaty death. NOW is all you've got so quit wasting it, you whiny apologists for the status quo."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest that you hop over to the Ian Heavens Memorial.
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One afternoon, a student saw a master by the market. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the secret to understanding?" Said the master: "When the river is over the stone, then there shall be insight." At that, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe