Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.
Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!
If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou pribbling tardy-gaited clack-dish, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mangled hell-hated giglet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of the term "home page". It is the start start page for any given browser configuration, not your company's web site.
Well-known Crimson Fact Number Six:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I recommend that you hop over to SETI at home, how YOU can directly help SETI efforts, Free Rice to maintain your vocabular while funding the UN World Food Program, or GweepCo.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
South African Bartenders Go to The Sixth Level of Hell, Edit the Headline File.
Cheers,
joe