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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "authoring". You don't do "paintering" or "scultpering", you "paint", "sculpt" and "write". Get over it.
Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Ten:
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Might I suggest visiting the Mid-Atlantic Infoshop.
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Jaded Mixers for their big Reunion Show with the masters of fusion: Battle Creek Dame | Milking Machine Fleet takin' the stage with the masters of blues: The VOStones |
Live at G. Willikers Family Restaurant!
5-MEO-DMT Kids
with
Cloppy!
The Screaming Orange Popes!
and Rich Boyzzz on Tylenol!
Call (127) 555-4717 for tickets!
| StingProds shakin' the foundations with ... Big Kitty |
Cheers,
joe