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What is FNORD? FNORD re-arranges your spice rack by use, then alphabetically!
Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Fifty-Eight:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest checking out Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again or that you hop over to the Mid-Atlantic Infoshop.
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Rippin' it up this year - Chicken Style with Boover and Synth-Pop March!! Call 555-6907 for tickets! | Monday July 18th -- LIVE at Anna Maria College It's Brown-Orange Robots .. with special guests Down with Afternoons |
Watch City Brewery extended set this Thursday. Six hours of SpiffyTones | Live at The Cove!
Loo Posers
with
Several Small Functions!
Ten Scrawny Corporations!
and The San Francisco Goofballs!
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Cheers,
joe