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Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One day, an eager student met a sage by a field. Said the student to the master: "How do I come to know truth?" The master said: "What is the sky without the solitude?" With that, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
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