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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "authoring". You don't do "paintering" or "scultpering", you "paint", "sculpt" and "write". Get over it.
Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Eight:
"Extremism in the defense of Slack in usually some kinda vice."
- Joe Provo
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Bewildered Lawyer Confirms "My Brother Spied On Me for the Shadow."
Cheers,
joe