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Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Jammin', "Horseeye the Enraged Buffalo" with Druid Violation Lick the Gweep and Deer on Forbidden Donuts | HTOGS appearing for one time only with ... Bat Penis |
The Rampaging Red Ministers needs Wavestation-player. We play metal, heavily influenced by Expect Plant, Narrow Buffalo, and Dead Front 111. Contact Eve at 555-3039. | United for the first time on stage this Saturday - Six Meter Nails with Beta Version 303 and The Frantic White Giants!! |
Cheers,
joe