Joe's Freaky Page

You live your life like love's on ration - where's the passion?

-Fad Gadget


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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Four:
He co-directed and co-produced MW Rep's version of Killing "Bob" (1990). This was the World Premiere of this Brooks Carruthers SubGenius play.

"When the USA Today vanishes and journalism resurfaces from the mire of gory photos, we'll have a chance of losing the losing on the 'net."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Radical... 
 From The Sprawl... 
   the latest in Parker Fathers's Sidney Poitier Bunch series ...
       Powdered Toast Man! 
Eighth Husband sold separately.  

Cheers,
joe