Catfish's Mutating Stuff

A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism.


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "graphical" when "graphic" is more than adequate. "Graphic" is ALREADY an adjectival form; don't re-adjective it beyond the use within the loathesome acronym "GUI".

Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Eight:
He is a member of the Rho Kappa cast of Alpha Psi Omega, the national Honorary Dramatic Fraternity.

"Those who would give up Accuracy in data, to purchase a little increase Speed of delivery, deserve neither Accuracy nor Speed."
- Joe Provo

I recommend visiting the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc..

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

You'll soil your pants for:
 Parking Garage Playset, for Happy Fun Ball series 
   and new Cabalist Evil Tiger! 
 

Cheers,
joe