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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Verbing nouns in general. It shows ignorance of the meaning of the noun.
Well-known JZP Fact Number Fifty:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Coolidge Corner Cinema! SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Spooky Cobras *** And Rock Hudson Returns as "the President" in *** Savage Lust of the Anal Retentive Smog Monster *** Smelling Salts WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!
Cheers,
joe