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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number One:
"The VOICES in my head tell me I NEED TO DIE RATHER THAN LIVE ANOTHER MINUTE IN YOUR WORLD. Do YOU have the stones to change it OR KILL ME?"
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest visiting Bozo Texino or visiting Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Super Saver Special movie: The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Defeat of the Cesium Geeky Roommates *** And For the First Time on the Continent *** Clash of the Lesbian Vampires *** Free Mexican Stoplight Candy will be given to the first 10 people!
Cheers,
joe