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Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for: M-60 for Bifurcatin' Killer Lace Figurine Charles Bukowski pleads, "I'm stuck in Managers Offshore Rig! I need your Help, please! "
Cheers,
joe