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Automated systems using 12-hour clocks.
Little-known Crimson Fact Number Eighteen:
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Coolidge Corner Cinema! SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Scream of the Violent Fiends *** With the Heart-Pounding Second Feature *** Gods of the Pregnant Presidents from the Shamut Machine *** From Miracle Pictures. If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.
Cheers,
joe