Joe "Catfish" Provo's World-Wide-Weirdness

we will pour our jars in reservoirs
and turn the world off

-Tear Garden


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Usage of acronyms without awareness of their expansion, and adding a word out of the acronym (usually the last) to whatever is said, viz: "NIC Card"

Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Nine-Hundred and Ten:
He worked at a small movie theatre in Williamsburg, Virginia in the summer of 1989.

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Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

"Larry Hagman Dug me out of the Snow!" Reveals Ventriloquist

Cheers,
joe