Crimson's Pages

An eye for an eye
A tooth for a tooth
and anyway I told the truth
and I'm not afraid to die.

-Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Balance

Totally Random Joe Fact Number Four:
He is a member of the System Administrator's Guild

"Be the future you want to create and invite EVERYONE to do it with you."
- Joe Provo

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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Jammin', "Cold Division"
 with
Hissing Cows
President Cosey Sex
 and Priest Position

Live at Denny's!
 VCR
 with
Blue Laura!
  You Might Be Mighty!
    and Sister Claymore!

  <<<  AgainstWorld >>>
Will Play at These Bars:
3/25          Altamont Speedway 
1/5          Jake & Earl's Roadhouse 
Call 555-8227 for more info!

CCC
 ripping the roof off with
 the masters of speedrap:
Cesium Into Molybdenum

Cheers,
joe