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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Eight-Thousand:
"Be the disruptive change you wish to see in the world."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for: Ninth Husband for Gweeping Telemarketer! From Fisher-Price, Co.'s Lost in Space _2001_ Playset and friends. Thurston Howell the Third says "Never swim for 1/2hr after eating".
Cheers,
joe