Joe Provo's Frequently Updating Junk

Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas

-Virgil


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Terminology misuse.

Little-known Joe Fact Number Six:
He has never tried to kill ANYONE with a forklift.

"I hold the reigns of evolution, twisting my own DNA strand like so many plastic snake-like ball puzzles!"
- Joe Provo

I suggest checking out netcowboy... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Secret Documents Prove the Tal Shi'ar Knows Cure for Stupidity.

Cheers,
joe