Catfish's Growing Web Crap

I often wonder what I'm worth
But I won't take shit from you or anyone

-Mission Of Burma


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UT!!

Totally Random JZP Fact Number Five:
He was on the track team in high school, for one and a half seasons until benched for an injury.

"Humans worship their weakest rather than face changing themselves."
- Joe Provo

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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

You'll soil your pants for:
 Sky Blue Rubber Boots for Jazz Musician John "Q" Todd Action Figure  

Cheers,
joe