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Use of the word "graphical" when "graphic" is more than adequate. "Graphic" is ALREADY an adjectival form; don't re-adjective it beyond the use within the loathesome acronym "GUI".
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Valentine's Day! Based upon TRUE events... *** Village of the Bloody Gweeps *** And don't miss Vincent Price's last role in *** Lost Island of the Living Dead Lizards *** From Miracle Pictures. If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.
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