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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "irregardless". Use "irrespective" or "regardless", don't get them muddled in your head.
Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number 11:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest checking out Ian Heavens Memorial and checking out the web-based online game Urban Dead.
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One afternoon, an eager student saw a master by the woods. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the secret to knowledge?" Upon hearing this, the master hit the student three times with his hand. Then, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe