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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Eleven:
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Might I suggest that you hop over to my friend, some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome.; ASAP.
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tuesday February 13th -- LIVE at Denny's It's DTS All-Stars .. with special guests Hippos on Ipecac Call 555-3989 for tickets! | LP release party this evening - Sideways with Buckets with Sluggyland and DXAGH!! |
Dolby ProLogic-II All-Stars rippin' it up with ... Big Cock Ring | Tonight at Altamont Speedway! Hip Hippo with a special solo acoustic performance by Craig Pierantozzi (of Buttholeheads)! |
Cheers,
joe