Joe "Catfish" Provo's Frequently Transforming Web Grunk

I AM YOUR CLOCK
I AM YOUR SHOTGUN MECHANICAL BRIDE

-LARD

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou dankish shard-borne skainsmate, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou impertinent milk-livered haggard, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology?

"A good part of system administration is intimidating the system into doing what you want."
- Joe Provo

I suggest that you hop over to my friend, Ian Heavens Memorial.

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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Cheers,
joe