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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss next weekend's "Legalize Tylenol" Benefit! FIVE BANDS! Frogs Having Sex Mother Spork Wood Transforms to Wood Stapler Hand SquirrelBone . . . with the vicious Lydia Lunch! | Live at The Iron Horse Pub!
Purple Girly
with
Immense Tool!
Killing Raspberries!
and Suppose Vine!
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The Treatment performing for the first time with ... Folks Lacking Shit-Kickers ... Free Seafood at the door! | Live at Denny's!
Gweeping Navel
with
2 Nif-T 2 Cease!
Bullshit Imps!
and Flunky See, Monkey Do!
Call 555-9752 for tickets!
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Cheers,
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