Joe "Catfish" Provo's Growing Web Louou

Agony is born of Desire
That's what you get for Wanting.

-Moev

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou venomed spur-galled malt-worm, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou goatish dizzy-eyed mumble-news, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD is anything but FNORD.

Well-known Catfish Fact Number Eight:
He produced MW Rep's production of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

"The phrase "full Internet routing table" is the same as "full Usenet/Netnews feed" - meaningless."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions: 

   Attention Fantasy Movie Fans!

   SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature

  *** Honeymoon of the Magic Jocks ***

   With GoiterGuy! Also

   *** Dr. Blood's Feral Stooges ***

   Definitely NOT for Spineless Wimps!!

Cheers,
joe