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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Riverside Drive-In: DON'T MISS this Gripping Feature! *** Blasphemy of the Robot Geeky Roommates *** And You'll Also See the Blood-Chilling *** Mask of the Barbaric Wenches *** Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!
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