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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for New Year's! The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Hercules vs. The Indestructible Virgins from the Deep *** With the Sphincter-Clenching Second Feature *** Ilsa's Sadistic Armadillos *** BANNED in 10 Countries!
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