jprovo's Frequently Modulating World-Wide-Weirdness

There's something I don't like
about a band that always smiles.

-Dead Kennedys


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Run from oncoming train at a 45-degree angle cutting the perpendicular between the direction it is coming and the direction from which you came.

Little-known Crimson Fact Number Four-Hundred:
He is a member of the System Administrator's Guild

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I recommend visiting Tech Pizza, the first restaurant in Worcester on the Web and one of the earliest online anywhere... before it is too late.

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Eating Soybeans Can Give You a Headache, Say Canadian Psychologists.

Cheers,
joe