Crimson's Heroic World-Wide-Weirdness

everybody dies frustrated and sad and that is beautiful

-They Might Be Giants


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Balance

Little-known JZP Fact Number Sixty:
He started UltraNet, working with Geoff Schultz, in 1994.

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Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Ben Hutchins and the Experience needs Guitarist.
We play top-40, heavily influenced by
Thrashing Colon,
Kittens on Ginseng,
and Loocee.  Contact Vincent at 555-1493.

The Centrum extended set this Thursday.
 Three hours of Nun Position

Detachable Polio
 playing a benefit concert with ...
The Blou Gilliams
 ... Free DOM at the door!

The Gweepdome extended set this Thursday.
 Three hours of Fat Dairy Cow Smoke Machine
Call  (597) 555-4600 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe