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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Casiotone-player, looking for an opening. Experienced in skronk, speedfunk, and trip-hop. I like punk, especially Green Telephones. Call Billy Bob at 555-4323. | Expect Shrubbery rockin' out with the masters of bluegrass: Sporks for Lapdance |
Headlinin' in an all-star gig this weekend - Smoke Machine with Chemical Brothers and The Peeved Green Messiahs!! | Rocky Point extended set this Thursday. Nine hours of StingProngs |
Cheers,
joe