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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 2:
"If this crap keeps up, I'm going to drive over there, lop off heads and limbs, and BOWL people's SKULLS into their own BLOODY STUMPS."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Grade "Z" Movie Fans! You WON'T Want to Miss *** Feast of the Flesh Eating Goddesses *** And You'll Also See the Grisly *** Ilsa's Ghost Blanchmange *** Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!
Cheers,
joe