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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Fools who can't use turn signals when driving.
Little-known Crimson Fact Number Eighteen:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | <<< M.C. Super-Stylin' >>> Will Play at These Awesome Cafes: 8/3 Wembley Stadium 11/12 Anna Maria College 3/19 F.R. Coopers 3/19 Man Ray 7/12 The Depresso Bar | Skinny Buggy MP3 release party with ... Mighty HeavyTones |
Appearing for one time only, "Phyllite Mosque Surfers" with HoopyTones The ZeeChee's and Ray | Playing a benefit concert, "Manager Crusher" with Riding Knuckles The Happy Black Flames and M.C. IRS One |
Cheers,
joe