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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Cutesy neoligisms like: "fsck" as an expletive replacement. Firstly, fsck is a Good Thing that will save your bacon as a system administrator at some point, not something to be considered foul. Secondly, just say fuck; what - think a little word will eat your mind?
Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Six:
"Economics is a thin veneer of math over an imperfect understanding of group psychology."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's Dangerous Mrs Howell Eats! New, from GlomTRONIX, LLC. Mr. Prostitute says "Your mama's so fat, when she walks down the street everyone yells "Earthquake!"".
Cheers,
joe
