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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Fourty-One:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest that you hop over to Noah Vawter shifty crackpot, netcowboy, or the Free Expression project; non-proprietary streaming media tools and applications.
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... DON'T MISS this Scary Feature! *** Armageddon of the Ozone Scoutmaster *** And For the First Time on the Continent *** Birth of the Druids *** Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!
Cheers,
joe