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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this weekend's "Just Say No To Angel Dust" Benefit! FIVE BANDS! Thrashing Gut Joe's Widget The Lukewarm Blackberries Diphallic Blackberry Birdy Girls . . . with Herbie HanProd taking a cannonball in the gut! | Anteater Darryl fulfilling their contractual agreement with ... Splat ... Free Crystal Methedrine at the door! |
Feral Red Cinders rockin' out with ... Cleveland Choad | The Artist Formerly Known as Thelonius Monk kickin' ass with ... Piloting Elbows Call 555-2477 for tickets! |
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