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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Terminology misuse.

Little-known JZP Fact Number Three-Hundred:
He once got someone drunk to sign a check to the Church of the SubGenius.

"Over the years, I think vi/grep/find/screen/sort/diff (eh, maybe a differernt 6 - hard to split up sort/uniq/cut/cmp/diff/...) have been the lever/wheel/pulley/inclined plane/wedge/screw of my life."
- Joe Provo

I suggest visiting Free Rice to maintain your vocabular while funding the UN World Food Program; ASAP.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Live at Your Village's Bandstand!
 Drummers United For Apartheid
 with
Yodeling Raccoons!
  Past Sonance of Albuquerque!
    and Timpani Eyeball !

HepTones
 rockin' the house with
 the masters of soul:
Copper Girl
Call 555-8688 for tickets!

Sound Woman, looking for an opening.
Experienced in rhythm, space music,
and waltz.  I like trance, especially
Spelunky See, Plunky Do.
Call Cleo at 555-1334.

Altar Boy needs Vocalist.
We play klingon opera, heavily influenced by
Post-it Notes to Vincent,
Front 191,
and Alpha Version 606.  Contact Eve at 555-2517.

Cheers,
joe