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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "authoring". You don't do "paintering" or "scultpering", you "paint", "sculpt" and "write". Get over it.
Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Fifteen:
"I'm also deeply disturbed by people claiming "joke" (pre or post facto) as some kind of explanation. An unfunny comment is not now nor ever has been a "joke". Jokes require shared humour with your audience, and that's not easy."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Nila Ukrania shakin' the foundations with the masters of funk: The Doorknob Board | You won't want to miss this evening's Operafest! FIVE BANDS! Thievery Experience Bothered Femmes Front 127 DOKOOKY and the Loogies Lioneye the Miffed Anteater . . . with Freakshow on the Fifth stage |
You won't want to miss this Thursday's WPI Indiefest! FIVE BANDS! BuzzPee-Pees DJ Skeevy and the Buggin' Congressman Teeny Burroey Bayonets for Peep Show Pope . . . with Sugar Taking weirdos! | Tonight at Kirkland Cafe! AnteaterBone with a special solo folky performance by Paul McCartney (of U1)! Call 555-9930 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe