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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "impact" as a verb. It is a noun; just because you don't know the difference between "effect" and "affect" doesn't mean you get to repurpose a word.
Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number One-Hundred:
"Humans worship their weakest rather than face changing themselves."
- Joe Provo
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Stonehenge!
Dolby ProLogic-II Buggin'-Stars
with
Faucet Finger!
Songwriters United Against Prostitutes Against War!
and The Screaming Navels!
Call 555-1103 for tickets!
| Keyboardist, looking to jam with. Experienced in soul, gospel, and waltz. I like klingon opera, especially People for The Tooth Fairy. Call Reginald at 555-4466. |
WaspBone performing for the first time in America with ... Sped Blimp Call 555-2503 for tickets! | =#= Blue Confuflux =#= Will Be Appearing at These Nif-T Stages: 11/4 Founders 411 9/14 The Blue Note Call 555-5224 for more info! |
Cheers,
joe