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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "herbal" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "an herbal supplement" or "an herbal remedy", but "an herbal" by itself is meaningless. An herbal WHAT?
Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Five:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest visiting Steve Richardson and you visit the browser-based game Lost .
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Veteran's Day! FEEL the Sheer *Heart-Pounding* TERROR of *** Slaves of the Psychic Smog Monster from Another Galaxy *** Together With the Equally Scary *** Spores of the Killer Insomniacs *** Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!
Cheers,
joe