jprovo's Perpetually Shifting Web Grunk

Kidnapping by any other name is still kidnapping.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou warped hell-hated moldwarp, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou droning guts-griping pignut, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Word-of-the-Moment:
Non-friend

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 7:
He is a member of the Rho Kappa cast of Alpha Psi Omega, the national Honorary Dramatic Fraternity.

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
 M-60 for Bifurcatin' Killer Lace Figurine  
Charles Bukowski pleads, "I'm stuck in Managers Offshore Rig! I need your Help, please! " 

Cheers,
joe