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Might I suggest you visit real anarchist literature at Spunk Library, the web-based online game Urban Dead, or the web-based online game Urban Dead... before it is too late.
Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Bassist, looking for gigs. Experienced in avant-garde, synth-art rock, and party. I like glam, especially Circle. Call Gnobert at 555-7009. | Tonight at Steve's House! A Lunchning Clam Infestation with a special solo mellow performance by Lydia Lunch (of Sarah Palin's Nipple Clamp)! |
Tonight at Altamont Speedway! Reagan's Vibrator with a special solo hypnotic performance by DJ DOA (of The Stunkees)! | Shakin' the foundations next weekend - Z.Z. Glop with Archbishop and The Artists Formerly Known as the Experience!! |
Cheers,
joe