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Mobile phone users who talk and drive. Driving takes all your attention; pull over, nimrod.
Well-known Crimson Fact Number 10:
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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of *** Jungle of the Shrunken Nurses *** And Vic Diaz Returns as "Doctor Phibes" in *** Colossal Ferrets from the Galactic Rim *** Reefers WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!
Cheers,
joe