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Totally Random Joe Fact Number 70:
"By the time I reach the end of a book, it has re-written itself so's I'll read it again and keep it!"
- Joe Provo
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| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Z.Z. Flop headlining an all ages show with ... Chemical Hootenanny ... Free Beef Tallow at the door! Call (325) 555-3505 for tickets! | Red Rocks extended set this Friday. Three hours of Garbagemen |
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Cheers,
joe