Catfish's Often Rotating Web Crap

I been a drag racer on LSD
and I rode bare-assed on top of the Sphinx

-The Cramps


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou spongy milk-livered clotpole, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou quailing plume-plucked clack-dish, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Eight-Thousand:
He was a very early member of Jack Jansen's anarchy mailing list, and had to leave around 1994 when one too many teenyboppers wanted to talk hate and destruction.

"Be the disruptive change you wish to see in the world."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
 Ninth Husband for Gweeping Telemarketer!
From Fisher-Price, Co.'s Lost in Space _2001_ Playset and friends. 
Thurston Howell the Third says "Never swim for 1/2hr after eating". 

Cheers,
joe