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Little-known Crimson Fact Number Fifty-Five:
"Be the future you want to create and invite EVERYONE to do it with you."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Hey Love-birds... DON'T MISS this Spine-Tingling Feature! *** Return of the Bloodthirsty Insomniacs *** Together With the Equally Bone-Chilling *** Birth of the Radioactive Disc Jockeys from Acapulco *** BANNED in 2 Countries!
Cheers,
joe