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| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Vocalist, looking for an opening. Experienced in skronk, rhythm, and rap. I like new wave, especially Reptileeye the Teed Reptile. Call Elvis at 555-1296. | Piloting Vulvae tearin' it up with ... Monk Marilyn Hair |
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Cheers,
joe