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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Automated systems using 12-hour clocks.
Totally Random Joe Fact Number Seven-Hundred and Six:
"I AM your imaginary friend Derek, the real Derek and every Derek there ever was - Hell, I'm Bo Derek!"
- Joe Provo
I suggest that you hop over to Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to a Theatre NEAR YOU! DON'T MISS this Horrific Feature! *** Triumph of the Mondo Ghouls *** With the Blood-Chilling Second Feature *** Reptile G-Men from the Consortium Buses *** NO ONE will be Admitted During the Throat-Gripping conclusion!
Cheers,
joe