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Little-known Joe Fact Number 6:
"When I look out over a lawn, the grasses grow and shrink to even up!"
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Extreme...
From The Sprawl...
the latest in Lockheed-Martin's Mister Natural Family series ...
Killer Scab Homemaker!
May emit loud noises.
Cheers,
joe