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Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Six-Thousand:
"I'm also deeply disturbed by people claiming "joke" (pre or post facto) as some kind of explanation. An unfunny comment is not now nor ever has been a "joke". Jokes require shared humour with your audience, and that's not easy."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Gweepdome's big screen: Based upon TRUE events... *** Passion of the Cunning Warlocks *** With the Unearthly Second Feature *** Headless Babes from Limbo *** NO ONE will be Admitted During the Baffling conclusion!
Cheers,
joe