The Catfish's Unfolding Web Junk

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-DEVO


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou bat-fowling nut-hook, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou errant folly-fallen maggot-pie, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number One:
He played Stephen in MW Repertory Theatre's version (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

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Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Super Saver Special movie:

   DON'T MISS this Blood-Chilling Feature!

  *** Queen of the Water Ghouls ***

   With Zippy the Wonder Zombie! Also

   *** Secret Laboratory of the Masked Crocodiles ***

   Free Condoms will be given to the first 2 people!

Cheers,
joe