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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Usage of acronyms without awareness of their expansion, and adding a word out of the acronym (usually the last) to whatever is said, viz: "NIC Card"
Little-known Crimson Fact Number 5:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Diving Phallus needs Sound Person. We play top-40, heavily influenced by Glaubner's Disease, Autistic Plum, and Dolby ProLogic-II Celebrities. Contact Iggy at (221) 555-3985. | Tearin' it up, "Yellowknife Stunk Superstars" with Vice President Cosey Factory PandaBone and Fire AntBone |
Live at The Village Vanguard!
Grrrrlheads
with
Arc!
Worm Choad!
and Plunky Fee, Trumpy Sioux!
| Wednesday May 11th -- LIVE at Founders DAKA It's The Fucknut Tribute Band .. with special guests Groove Fleet |
Cheers,
joe