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What is FNORD? FNORD is a figment of the diseased imagination of Daniel A. Foss, a fourteen-year-old Choctaw boy who's currently having a very disturbing nightmare.
Little-known Joe Fact Number 8:
"By the time I reach the end of a book, it has re-written itself so's I'll read it again and keep it!"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Grade "B" Movie Fans! The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Carnival of the 60 Foot Ferrets *** And Ross Hagen Returns as "Paco" in *** Pyramid of the Cosmic Werewolves *** You'll SHUDDER at the UNBELIEVABLE Spectacle!!
Cheers,
joe