Joe "Catfish" Provo's Perpetually Shifting Page

Quidquid Latine dictum sit, Altum viditur.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou mewling ill-breeding minnow, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou yeasty earth-vexing horn-beast, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.



Little-known Crimson Fact Number Fourteen:
He produced MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc.'s production of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

???OTHERQUOTES???

I recommend you visit netcowboy... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Live at Elm Park!
 Common Cold
 with
Swat!
  UnderneathPlanet!
    and DJ Ginseng!

Live at Assumption College!
 Credible Mouse
 with
HSNAE!
  German Industrial Giants: Kaltwankach Untertuermstuerspanstein!
    and Monster Mosquitoey!

You won't want to miss next evening's Lollapalooza!

FIVE BANDS!
White X-Day
Dreisteinglauben Altzeubscheissuchsstuerseneuch
TooverChronic
Arp Uvula 
Thievery Fleet
 . . . with a chance to see Ben Goodwin swallow Seven Great White Sharks live! 

Massive Onslaught
 ripping the roof off with ...
Ronald Reagan's Dildo

Cheers,
joe