Joseph Z Provo's Site

Absolutum obsoletum.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou bootless clay-brained canker-blossom, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou droning clapper-clawed fustilarian, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology?

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Seven:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WUVT in Blacksburg, Virginia. Unfortunately, it was on the AM side, not the FM station, but he subbed-in for FM folks from time to time.

"You cannot defend your principles by violating them."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest visiting my friend, Mikael Cardell.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   An Unearthly TRUE story!

  *** Bloodsucking Majorettes ***

   With the Blood-Chilling Co-Feature

   *** Dungeon of the Flesh Eating Cyborgs ***

   Filmed in TECHNICOLOR!

Cheers,
joe