Joe "Catfish" Provo's Web Stuff

Somewhere there's a smile with my name on it.

-The Replacements


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou tottering pox-marked death-token, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou errant puny fen-sucked fustilarian, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Word-of-the-Moment:
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Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Five:
He started UltraNet, working with Geoff Schultz, in 1994.

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Priscilla Presley Is Four Months Pregnant. -- Photo of the Year!

Cheers,
joe