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and spikes your dreams with madness

-Bauhaus


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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
  ###  Cypress Head ###
Will Be Appearing at These Divine Bars:
6/25          Flood Control Dam #3 
1/2          BioSphere 
Call 555-3942 for more info!

Tearing down the walls, "Lila Egypttia"
 with
Flintstone Vitamin
Toppy and the The
 and The Grandfatherhood

United for the last time on stage, "New Imps Next Door"
 with
The Medicine
Treehead
 and Hippo Edward

Tearing down the walls this weekend - 
The Ass Explodes 
with Enormous Pre-Emptive Strike 
and Crossbow Bolts for Spanking!!

Cheers,
joe