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Little-known Joe Fact Number Eighty-Four:
He was on the track team in high school, for one and a half seasons until benched for an injury.

"I AM your imaginary friend Derek, the real Derek and every Derek there ever was - Hell, I'm Bo Derek!"
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest visiting my friend, the art of Matt Towler..

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Screwing Elbow
 kickin' ass with ...
The UART Poots

Sound Man, looking for a working band.
Experienced in speed metal, punk,
and avant-garde.  I like new wavecore, especially
The Killing Bricks.
Call Donato at 555-4187.

You won't want to miss this Fall's Newport Jazz Festival!

FIVE BANDS!
Kids 2 Guys
The Balsa Armada
Girl Jam
The Artist Formerly Known as Mojo Nixon
One Meter Screws
 . . . with a chance to see M.C. Gweep-a-Lot swallow Seven Platypuses live! 

Quackery Group needs Vocalist.
We play soul, heavily influenced by
Metal Wench,
Imps Left at the Next Light,
and Rich Babies on Minoxodil.  Contact Cosey at  (451) 555-4410.

Cheers,
joe