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"You cannot defend your principles by violating them."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Jake & Earl's Roadhouse!
Run DDT
with
The Ear Shoots!
DJ Soopa-Cool!
and Dolby ProLogic-II Super-Stars!
| Bison County extended set this Friday. Nine hours of Doove Society |
Headlining an all ages show next Winter - Primus with Soover and Standby Tick!! | Tape release party this Summer - The Velvet Green Dots with Swampy McGonigle Project and DJ Ginseng Dealer!! |
Cheers,
joe