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Word-of-the-Moment:
Tayback
Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Eight:
"A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Performing for the first time in America next year - The French Horn Fucknut with Heat Fleet and Briefweche Laizeubflogwechzenzeuben!! Call 555-9551 for tickets! | Smashing M&M performing for the first time in America with ... The Piloting Guts |
=*= Broove Group =*= Will Be Appearing at These Bars: 3/14 Mama Kin 9/5 The Greendale Mall 3/30 Wembley Stadium 4/17 Doherty Memorial High School 7/3 Stonehenge 6/13 Mama Kin 7/6 The Rose Bowl Call (863) 555-8275 for more info! | Tonight at Watch City Brewery! Grrrrl Men's Crippled Squad with a special solo a capella performance by Yeti (of Rhonda's Amplifier)! |
Cheers,
joe