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Rude people.
Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Three-Hundred:
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I suggest that you hop over to Ian Heavens Memorial or visiting Noah Vawter shifty crackpot.
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Super Saver Special movie: A Spine-Tingling TRUE story! *** Squirm of the Psychotic Leeches *** Together With the Equally Spine-Tingling *** Rage of the Rubber Damned *** Free Wet-naps will be given to ALL patrons!
Cheers,
joe