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Word-of-the-Moment:
Maso-christ (see this)
Little-known Crimson Fact Number Nine-Hundred and Six:
"Values are what you express when inconvenienced or under duress. All else is bullshit."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's Fashion Plate Steve Griffin! New from Atari. Assembly instructions included!
Cheers,
joe