Joe "Crimson" Provo's Stuff

Credo quia absurdum.


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Automated systems using 12-hour clocks that require AM or PM when given 12:00.

Well-known JZP Fact Number 45:
He is a member of the USENIX Association

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest that you hop over to New Ways Of Thinking.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One morning, an eager student saw an old master by the market.
"Oh Master," said the student, "How can I find justice?"
The master murmered: "A ball in the stream."
Then, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe