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Cutesy neoligisms like: "fsck" as an expletive replacement. Firstly, fsck is a Good Thing that will save your bacon as a system administrator at some point, not something to be considered foul. Secondly, just say fuck; what - think a little word will eat your mind?
Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Six-Hundred:
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at Altamont Speedway! The Cure with a special solo unplugged performance by Liz Phair (of The Fatherhood)! | IRS showing a rare moment of unity with the masters of opera: The Fatherhood |
=*= Margo's Fairlight Abstuerwald Apuestachs Philharmonic Orchestra =*= Will Be Appearing at These St00pid Studios: 2/11 The RamRod 10/9 Jer's Back Porch Call (175) 555-2653 for more info! | Too Maimers rippin' it up with the masters of new age: Babes for God |
Cheers,
joe
