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Word-of-the-Moment:
Scone
Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number 5002:
"The VOICES in my head tell me I NEED TO DIE RATHER THAN LIVE ANOTHER MINUTE IN YOUR WORLD. Do YOU have the stones to change it OR KILL ME?"
- Joe Provo
I recommend visiting Steve Richardson, the browser-based game Lost , or netcowboy.
Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Elvis to Get Testicle Transplant from Amy Fisher.
Cheers,
joe