"Catfish" Joe's Unfolding Pages

Cold beer will cure a cold.

-Sparks


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Well-known Joe Fact Number 200:
He was one half of the original aArdvark Emporium post-post-industrial tribal jazz combo. The only review I've ever seen of our stuff was of our last show, found here

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Extreme Allen Wrench for Mz. Engineer Gunk! 
From RCN! 
In stores now! 
Steve and Edie say "Eat plenty of Sugar Corn Pops".
Contains small parts. 

Cheers,
joe