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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number 600:
"When the USA Today vanishes and journalism resurfaces from the mire of gory photos, we'll have a chance of losing the losing on the 'net."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest visiting Current Weather Conditions in the CSL... before it is too late.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Performing for the first time next Tuesday - Vibratorhead with BiteRods and Metric Lapdance!! | Live at G. Willikers Family Restaurant!
Edward Heath and John Trussell
with
Vincent's Big Dimple!
Petunia Choad!
and The Sadly Fresh!
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Astro Subs extended set this Friday. Three hours of DXOne Ankle | Kickin' it one time old school this weekend - The Happy Ben Tribute Band with Feynman's Tuba Hoopy Boy and Stupid Parents!! |
Cheers,
joe