Joseph Z Provo's Frequently Shifting Crap

I often wonder what I'm worth
But I won't take shit from you or anyone

-Mission Of Burma


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou craven ill-breeding common-kissing horn-beast, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou churlish beetle-headed clotpole, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Fools who can't use turn signals when driving.

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Four-Hundred:
He has nine new lives every day!

"You may not be able to get a contact high, but you sure can get contact stress."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest checking out Burn All GIFs! or that you hop over to Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for Adult's Day!

   A Spine-Tingling TRUE story!

  *** Frenzy of the Cunning Smog Monster ***

   And You'll Also See the Action-Packed

   *** Mysterious Wedge Rats from the Valley of Fear ***

   BOTH Features Are Filmed in TECHNICOLOR!!!

Cheers,
joe