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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Nine:
"Any sufficiently advanced understanding of technology is indistinguishable from nihilism."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Run VH1 playing a benefit concert with ... Ben Hutchins Project ... Free Reefers at the door! | Mary's Drumbox Group performing for the first time with the masters of disco: Scratch Leopard |
Takin' the stage, "The Antidote" with Monkey See, Chunky Do Tots Et Cetera and Homicidal Lemon Curry | Keyboardist, looking for an opening. Experienced in ragtime, avant-garde, and funk. I like big band, especially Chemical Quadrille. Call Beelzebub at 555-7740. |
Cheers,
joe