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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at WTBD's Studio! Chemical Shindig with a special solo unplugged performance by Steve Richardson (of DJ Jazzy Jeff)! | You won't want to miss next Tuesday's Loserpalooza! FIVE BANDS! Eric Dolphy's Board Pet Shop Immunologists Gopher the Legendary Fywheel Bill's Lemon DJ Hurricane Five . . . with Marilyn making Zucchini Margaritas |
You won't want to miss next year's WPI Battle of the Bands! FIVE BANDS! The Kinky Steeples Erstwhile Tots Quaaludeheads It Could Be The Bosstones The Screwing Uvulae . . . with Ipecac Shooting weirdos! | Assumption College extended set this Saturday. Four hours of Platypus Liz |
Cheers,
joe