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Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number 7:
"Do what you love as work and then you'll hate it and no longer have a hobby."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Super Saver Special movie: The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** AEJ's Cunning Rats *** And don't miss Steve McQueen's last role in *** Blood-Drenched Armadillos *** You won't believe your eyes!!!!
Cheers,
joe