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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Cutesy neoligisms like: "Web 2.0". Sorry Tim O'Reilly but that is just marketing crap. Firstly you're not talking about web-anything, but the global Internet. Secondly, the fuzzy collection of guiding principles are just what makes the 'net work - nothing 2.0 about it expect that it took a while for corporate goons to catch on.
Well-known Crimson Fact Number 44:
"I stink so deliciously, instead of bugs, hummingbirds are attracted - and they fly away DRUNK!"
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Hillary Clinton Uses Paring Knife in Miracle Home Surgery. Removes Own Eyes.
Cheers,
joe