Joe "Catfish" Provo's Fluctuating Pages

Did you know that there is only one 15 letter word in the English language that can be spelled without repeating a letter? That word is "uncopyrightable".


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou clouted spur-galled fustilarian, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou onion-eyed pumpion, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Run from oncoming train at a 45-degree angle cutting the perpendicular between the direction it is coming and the direction from which you came.

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Four-Thousand:
He has never tried to kill ANYONE with a forklift.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
  ###  Massiveland ###
Are Scheduled To Play at These Phat Stages:
5/9          The Espresso Bar 
3/4          The Espresso Bar 
Call 555-7631 for more info!

You won't want to miss this Autumn's Smallpox Benefit!

FIVE BANDS!
German Industrial Giants: Neuienen Apzenzeit
The Good Ol' Nieces
Steinburger Rage
Stomach Sax
Rich Dames on Goofballs
 . . . with Freakshow on the Fifth stage

Overwomen for "Bob"
 performing for the first time in America with ...
Girls 2 Chicks
 ... Free Ecstacy at the door!

Dead Sioux Thrashers
 tearin' it up with
 the masters of trip-hop:
Chemical Aunts
Call  (756) 555-2687 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe