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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "botanical" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "a botanical specimen" or "have botanical elements" but there is no way a product can contain "botanicals".
Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Eighteen:
"Good Engineering dictates that simple ways to avoid problems from occuring is better than having to solve problems that have occured."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest checking out Tech Pizza, the first restaurant in Worcester on the Web and one of the earliest online anywhere or visiting the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Adventure Movie Fans! Experience the *Action-Packed* terror of *** Suicide Pact of the Samurai Goddess from the Deep *** Featured on a Double Bill with the Heart-Pounding *** Revenge of the Tibetan Goddess *** BANNED in 2 Countries!
Cheers,
joe