The Catfish's Junk

What if they made it all up? Four guys... 2000 years ago... over wine...

-Tear Garden


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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 2:
He refused to join MENSA; he's not insecure enough to need a piece of paper to tell him he has value.

"If this crap keeps up, I'm going to drive over there, lop off heads and limbs, and BOWL people's SKULLS into their own BLOODY STUMPS."
- Joe Provo

I suggest visiting the Rozz-Tox Manifesto.

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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Attention Grade "Z" Movie Fans!

   You WON'T Want to Miss

  *** Feast of the Flesh Eating Goddesses ***

   And You'll Also See the Grisly

   *** Ilsa's Ghost Blanchmange ***

   Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!

Cheers,
joe