Catfish's Suspect Page

I've lost wisdom for salad.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou clouted fool-born barnacle, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou beslubbering mammering doghearted canker-blossom, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Little-known Crimson Fact Number Four:
He is a member of the System Administrator's Guild

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I recommend visiting the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people, Steve Richardson, or Ian Heavens Memorial; ASAP.

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Just in time for Discoflux - from Coleco
 Chicken's Blood and IPv4 Mark E. Smith!
From Advanced Stuff's Burgess Meredith AMC Gremlin and friends. 
Migrant Worker says "Watch my Friday Evening cartoon show". 

Cheers,
joe