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"There are Lies, Damned Lies, and Spam."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Furious Rug Rats shakin' the foundations with ... Monk Poser and the Def Cardinals ... Free Mountain Dew at the door! | The Artists Formerly Known as the Loogies needs Keyboardist. We play death metal, heavily influenced by Hat Head, Vibratorhead, and Kool Platypus. Contact Randee at 555-8852. |
Funky See, Clunky Do needs Singer. We play art rock, heavily influenced by Werewolves on Amphetamines (U.K.), A Morning Feud, and The Sadly Phat. Contact Vincent at (765) 555-5982. | Live at The Palladium!
Digital Glaubner's Disease
with
The Messiah Jazzy Bumpin' Nine!
Screwing Groinolas!
and Z.Z. Fop!
Call 555-3664 for tickets!
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Cheers,
joe