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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "botanical" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "a botanical specimen" or "have botanical elements" but there is no way a product can contain "botanicals".
Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 4:
"When the USA Today vanishes and journalism resurfaces from the mire of gory photos, we'll have a chance of losing the losing on the 'net."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest that you hop over to GweepNet and you visit real anarchist literature at Spunk Library; ASAP.
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... DON'T MISS this Heart-Pounding Feature! *** Pot Parties of the Nubile Ferrets *** And don't miss Sonny Bono's last role in *** Holocaust of the Lost Managers *** Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!
Cheers,
joe