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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!
Little-known Catfish Fact Number Fourty-Three:
"Smoke gets irritated when I get in ITS eyes!"
- Joe Provo
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Horror Movie Fans! SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Daughters of the Troglodyte Wenches *** And You'll Also See the Amazing *** Prison of the Beast Majorettes *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in SplatterVision!!!
Cheers,
joe