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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Non-parody Top-Twenty lists. I don't CARE about anyone's popularity rankings of ANYTHING.
Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Nine:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I recommend that you hop over to Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm or checking out the art of Matt Towler..
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One morning, a student was walking by the market when he encountered a wise master. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the secret to wisdom?" Said the master: "As the sky is driven by the fig, so is darkness close to the soul." Meditating years on this, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe