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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Seven-Hundred and Seventeen:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Playing their last show this evening - FlyPhalluses with Arrest-me Red Randee and Red Oak Head!! | Rockin' the house, "Lamphead" with Pidal Titanium Cock and Sting |
Takin' the stage this weekend - Lowell Punk Factory with Squick Your Parent and the Dolphins!! | Club Bohemia extended set this Friday. Ten hours of Livid Managers |
Cheers,
joe