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Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | =*= DJ Shifty =*= Will Be Appearing at These KRad Bars: 5/23 The Espresso Bar 9/10 Rocky Point | Tonight at The Above Club! Pupeye the Furious Horse with a special solo Fresca-induced performance by Ben Goodwin (of Nose Harp Kneecap )! |
Denny's extended set this Thursday. Two hours of Girl Jam Call 555-1996 for tickets! | Kickin' ass this weekend - Grok Hedge (U.K.) with Alpha Version 808 and Ska Tornado!! |
Cheers,
joe