Yes, I've been ordained. hehe.

I'm a real live minister of the Universal Life Church. Ordained over the web...how cool is that? They have a couple tenents...not a big deal. Freedom of religion (or lack thereof) (or vehemently against, like me) is their first point. I'm ok with that. And "do what is right", which is so loose it really doesn't even need be mentioned.

So, now I can marry people (though I may have to get permission from the state first, which is trivial). And, more importantly, I can absolve people of their sins with just as much authority as a real life Catholic Priest. Kinda makes you cringe... The only thing I can't do is perform circumcisions and frankly, and everyone will agree with this, that's just for the best.