I went to bed at 1AM.
I got up at 7:15AM.
I got to work at 8:30AM.
I have a Bagel Time bagel.
I have a Bean Counter hazelnut coffee.
I am considered armed and dangerous.
I am wanted in seven states, including this one, the state of
    unconsciousness.
I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
I'm kickin' it bagel-school.  One time.
I'm so rope, they call me Mr. Roper...

Awwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mike A. at the Mic-ro-phone!