Yo baby,
 
      Yeah, I see you trying feebly to conjure up some trunk-ass mental
      images of all of you hanging out, ranking on me and my e-mail.  Well,
      welcome to my world, momma!!  That's right, it's time to roll up your
      sleeves and go one on one with the self-proclaimed master of e-mail
      diolouges.  Here we go (you better hold onto your hats, kiddies!  This
      could get ugly!).....................................................
 
      Paul:  So, anyway guys, I was making love to this lamp post, and well,
             gee, it was pretty fun, and all, but I think it's time for me
             to move on in my life.  I'm going to try picking my nose with
             diferent types of kitchen implements.
 
      Mike:  Yeah man, that's great.  So, anyway Seann,
             how's your MQP?  Are you done yet?
 
      Paul (drooling violently):  I did an MQP once.  It's name was Joey...
 
      Seann: Whatever, Paul!  Yeah, it's going along pretty well, I
             just wish the whole experiment would stop disintegrating every
             time I look at it.  In fact, I wish a lot of things would stop
             disintegrating every time I look at them.
 
      Mike:  You know, my forehead could stand a little dulling.  Maybe you
             could look at real quick to take some of the sheen off it.
 
      Paul (making armpit noises):  You know, Seann, I like to experiment
           with different types of things, too.  Huh, huh, huh, huh.  Like
           this one time, I had this Voltron action figure, and I put its
           head up my nose.  I think that was pretty fun.
 
      Seann:  Hey Mike, did you get that e-mail from Andy?
 
      Mike:  Aw, yeah!  That shit rips.  He's the BOMB!  He's blowin' up
             crazy large.  He's got the e-mail skillz to pay the billz!
 
      Seann:  Yeah, he's definitely the BOMB!
 
      Paul (flatulating violently):  I think I'm dropping some BOMBs right
           now!  Get it?  BOMBS!  It's like bebop drumming!!  Heeeehheeee..
 
      Seann:  Well, I've got to get going.  I'll see you later Mike.
 
      Paul(flapping arm like a bird):  Bye bye!!  Mr. Paulie says bye bye!!!
 
      Mike:  Yeah, I'll see you later Seann.
 
      Paul (flapping arm like dying fish):  Bye!  I love you guys!!
           HEheeehheeehheheeeee.  Oooohhh.  A pre-chewed gummy fish.
           Mmmmmmmmmmm.........
 
      So whats you gots to say about that?!!!  Seriously though, I hope this
      offers you a break from the tedioum/stress of MQPing.  Maybe you can
      forward it to Seann when you're done with it.
 
      Peace and I'm out,
 
      Andy