Hi,

Allow me to introduce myself.  My name is Andrew N. White III and I play
alto saxophone.  I was wondering if there were any openings in your group,
"Adult Entertainment".  Of course, I don't own a Balanced Action, but
I am still able to produce a semi-resonable jazz tone on the instrument I
play, thanks to years of intense neck training (it's one of those shit-ass
Mark VI's, you know how they are).  Anyway, if you are in need of an
altoist, just drop me a line.  That is, unless you already have someone
in the group who plays on a Balanced Alto.  I mean, NO ONE can make that horn 
sound bad, so I'd understand completely if you didn't need me.  But seriously,
anyone who owns a Balanced Action is probably out gigging at the Vanguard
every freakin' night, or fending off all of the fine ladies who wish to 
partake in the overall coolness that results in one who plays a Balanced 
Action.  You diggin' this shit, baby?  Yeah, I thought so.  So that's it
for now.  We'll be in touch.

Andrew "Hardass, but I ain't got no Balanced Action" N. White III.

p.s.  If anybody in the group has a sister with huge tits, I'd like to get 
	with her.  I'm in the process of transcribing this new Sonny Rollins
	tune called, "Breast Madness", and I think that sort of thing could 
	really help me out.

p.p.s  If anybody in the group has a mom with huge tits, I'd like to get
	with her.  I'm in the process of transcribing this new Sonny Rollins
	tune called, "Breast Madness", and I think that sort of thing could
	really help me out.    

p.p.p.s  If anybody in the group has a girlfriend with huge tits, I'd like to
	get with her.  I'm in the process of transcribing this new Sonny 
	Rollins tune called, "Breast Madness", and I think that sort of thing
	could really help me out.  

p.p.p.p.s  As a side note, I am also into anal dildos, so if......oh shit,
	wrong e-mail.  Sorry.